TOTAL DAMAGE CONTROL!

German Police Officials say they caught the wrong guy
Driver still on the run.

>Second Beep Beep Motherfucker Event inc

I bet they will "find" the "real guy" today and surprisingly it will be some real german that converted to Islam. So they can keep the "not all refugees" meme alive.

How in the fuck does a guy crash a truck into a crowded place and manage to get away and evade authorities?

Is it that the police force would prefer to look incompetent rather than racist?

New Suspect has been identified. Seems he is holding a hostage!

Is that Sam "Heil Hitler" Hyde?

They're gonna pin the crime on somebody's radicalized dog so they can ban dogs to appease the Muslims.

So, they didn't arrest a refugee?

MASSIVE PLOT TWIST

Good idea brother, we need ideas like this to help us establish the caliphate.

WTF I LOVE ALLAH NOW

More like they find the "real guy" and he just so turns out to be a neo-nazi that got radicalized on the Internet.
Then they'll proceed to heavily censore the internet and increase the punishment for being right-wing.

Good idea brother, we need ideas like this to help us establish the caliphate.

It'll be a Russian who immediately confesses that he was sent to create a false flag against refugees to stop Merkel from being re-elected, he will also admit that Putin personally asked hi to do it. In response Merkel will win the support of Germans everywhere.

>Russian hackers
Good idea brother, we need ideas like this to help us establish the caliphate.

HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT????

Don't go outside Germanons
Avoid crowds & muslims

Wrong. I would get one of the flags I have and go out all night. No fear.

Sup Forums then:
>hurr why doesn't CNN reports that it was a Pakistani durrr

Sup Forums now:
>hurr ??? somehow we were still right the first time durr

How is the caliphate progressing in the rare flag you are posting from brother?

Nope . Author was a 96yo old ss man and former auschwitz guard that got radicalized and converted to Islam in order to fullfill his hatred for jews again by pinning the guilt on the jewish secret services.

he got a plastic surgery to look like a young refugee as well before killing an unsuspecting polish truck driver, finding the energy to do it by drinking aspecial drug concocted secretly in ss laboratories that gives fighter an immense strength.

Supidly enough he was heard screaming heil hitler when alighting the truck, even if he corrected himself imemditly trying to cover it with a bigger Allah uh Akhbar.

Bit it just sounded like Allah is at the bar ..

>tfw HE GOT AWAY WITH IT AGAIN

HOW DARE YOU SAY ALLAH (PEACE BE UPON HIM) WAS AT THE BAR

ALLAH (PEACE BE UPON HIM) IS PURE AND INNOCENT JUST LIKE HIS BRIDES

>Second Beep Beep Motherfucker Event inc
you mean thrid

>>Second Beep Beep Motherfucker Event inc-
I just hope he tries to Akbar Merkel or some other pro-refugee politician.

Duh, because everyone in berlin has a brownskin and is radicalized. Basically a needle in a haystack situation.