1. you're a cunt

1. you're a cunt
2. what is your honest opinion on Norway and Norwegians

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No, you're a cunt m8. I like Norway, although relatively little I actually know about it. I imagine not being in the EU helps a bit.

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1. American
2. Bunch of barbarian cucks, that are only good at being twinks.

Are you an older sibling?
Have you ever been blamed for letting the younger one do something stupid?
I blame you for sweden.

My honest opinion is that Norway is the best country in the world.

This is now a Åland appreciation thread. Since there are no good Åland memes we can post ebin memes from binland

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>yes

Hvor er Norge-anonen som drev å posta om de ulike organisasjonene/partiene innenfor Natsoc?
Glemte helt hva en av hovedorganisasjonene het. Det var ikke Nordisk Motstandsbevegelse, men en annen.

Home to the pinnacle of European philosophers

A lot of them annoy me, greatly

not as based as the danes, desu. sort of as light version, though with lots of oil.

return the children you stole, then we're OK.

Learn to park, desu.

A FUCKING CHRISTMAS PRESENT

We're older than Norway, we even let them have their independence, they belong to Sweden.

You are nice guys I suppose, but you come here to buy our shit because you are being so jewish.

What did she mean be this?

Me!? A cunt!?
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.

Are we basically the same?

They were a good people, but they let women into their church and now they're screwed.

BTFO'd in John Carpenter's The Thing.

>but you come here to buy our shit because you are being so jewish.
Expensive country and that trade benefits you guys.

Well my Grandparents on my fathers side came from Norway and my Grandparents on my mothers side came from Sweden.

My Grandparents on my fathers side were based as fuck. Grandfather built his own house, went trapping, brought me hunting and fishing, worked on the railroad as a foreman, and essentially was a man. My Grandmother cooked all her classic ethnic dishes while I was growing up. I loved being at my Grandparents house growing up and I am sad they have passed long ago.

My Swedish family breeds with feather Indians and are all around degenerates and suffer from alcoholism and depression.

So there you have it. You know what pisses me off? All my Norwegian relatives are dead and my Swedish relatives live on and continue being degenerate trash I will not associate with.

The only Norwegian I've met is hot as fuck, trying to get in her pants atm

>fights a war to annex us
>w-we let u go

More like SNOREWAY.

Yes but we go and buy the cheap shit in Denmark. So it flows out of Sweden and into the pocket of danish piggus.

And we won that war. You still had our king as your king and you belonged to us. We could have been a lot harsher that's for sure.

The conquest of Norway was pretty pointless desu senpai.

Interesting history and mythology.

Less cucked than Sweden.

Seems good people
I had a Norwegian friend , she unfortunately died from cancer.
Still feel sad

It's only comparatively less cucked because it is more remote, like Finland is.

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Kan noen se te helvete og skyte den kjerringa?

Faen ta med sophie elise i samme kula, fortjener begge et tau rundt halsen

TAU-DAGEN NÆRMAR SEG

>more experienced soldiers, much better equipment and outnumbers a bunch of farmers
>still gets so cucked you have to accept our constitution and laws
>lets us go cause the king is scared of our parliamentarism

you even included us in the flag and in the name of the kingdom, "sverige-norge"

Lived there for about 2 years, good people. Unfortunately that oil money makes youngsters spoiled, and very bluepilled. Get your shit together, and then let's crusade into Swedistan.

This isn't specific to Norway, but European women in general. Why are they so spoiled and bratty?

I've seen literally adult women (so far all blonde, hmmm) throw a tandrum when things don't go their way. There was this Norwegian exchange students who did fuck all with her studies and started CRYING and when the admins told her she could pass the grade. She then went full "fuck America, backwards country!".

Another time was at an airport. All fully grown Swiss woman was throwing her bags onto the rail to pass security. She must've been peeved at something because she was throwing shut everywhere! So spoiled. Care to explain?

Norway is really a great place filled with great people, but you must not lay down and die like Sweden has. You have nothing to gain from multiculturalism, but a lot to lose. Don't let them take your country and your culture from you.

Couldn't*

Norwegians are a little spoiled, and especially the women. I didn't even bother getting to know them, because they simply don't care. They look good, and they get all their attention for this. That's about all there is to norwegian women. Looks.

U need any help?

Tell her that You want to wax your skiis in her skistand

>The youth
spoiled brats like all western kids
>Women
they drink too much

Take a long hard look at your institutions for "higher learning" before claiming other country's inhabitants are petulant little shits.

Not to say they aren't, but yours are no better. The Dangerhair generation and their ideas came from you guys.

>older
While the current state of Norway gained independence in 1905, Norway was unified as one state in 872, predating Sweden.
Rest of your statement is equally false, and if you think you were just merciful instead of ending peacefully what would have been a war you need to read a history book.

We both deployed troops along the border in 1905.

also, maybe worth mentioning for you lads who think norway somehow is based, we have the most one night stands per capita in the world. about 70% of us as had "random sex" and so on. i guess we like to bang

>Implying all women dont behave like children

It is all about finding the ones that dont. If you go to a generic nightclub youre going to end up meeting sluts. Just like in every town, in every country.

We do like to get shitfaced, fight and fuck.

>We do like to get shitfaced, fight and fuck.
the average christmas eve in norway

No, I meant that even in normal life the girls were stuck up. At a friends house party, in supermarkets... Hell, even when I was on the train, and I asked in pretty decent Norwegian if the seat is taken, the girl looked at me like I was some kind of stalker. And for the rest of the ride, I could see her glancing at me from her phone... That shit was weird. I mean people joke about how Finns are antisocial, but Norwegian women, sorry to say, are in a league of their own. But the Norwegian guys are pretty cool tho. Lots of similarities between us there IMO. Nordic defense alliance when?

It's that viking blood. Too bad we can't put it to better use.

Never met one so I can't say anything. I just wonder what happened that year you ran out of butter before Christmas.

>I just wonder what happened that year you ran out of butter before Christmas.
Jews gonna jew. Most of the milk went to make cheese sold for a pittance abroad so they could justify retarded prices.

No, you've just lost all joy in life.
Sexual gratification is the most basic pleasure.
The Norwegians I know are pretty cool. Viking tier strength.

Norway sounds kind of gay tho.
How did a land which produced the world renowned Vikings get so cucked??

the norwegian society almost collapsed and people started to cannibalize each other. it was quite the experience, about 50% of us died.

make no mistake, we are effectivly in the EU.

I descend from Rolf the Viking, a Norweigian viking king so I feel pretty connected with Norway

stfu twink

thats more likely to be a gender thing than a nationality thing.

unfortunately the car was wrecked this year, so the owner information is no longer public.

>No, I meant that even in normal life the girls were stuck up. At a friends house party, in supermarkets... Hell, even when I was on the train, and I asked in pretty decent Norwegian if the seat is taken, the girl looked at me like I was some kind of stalker.

Dude, if every women youve met behaves like youre a stalker, maybe you should check your bodylanguage or someshit. Id be creeped out if an autis- I mean, finnish guy came up to me and said
>Errr dette sete opptatt

Ill agree to some degree though, norwegian chicks arent that down to earth.
about that nordic defence alliance thing, thanks for being our bufferzone against Russia. We can gladly invade Sweden from the west, if you take it from the east and the danes from south.

göran dra tilbake til holet ditt

Low-carb diet fad rekt our butter supply.

For all intents and purposes, yes we are. We have to put EU regulations into law, we're part of the Schengen Treaty.

The only thing that separates us from a EU country is that we don't get to send useless politicians to the EU parliament where they can't vote for anything anyways.

His first and only mistake was attempting to speak to someone on a bus.

L.O.L., not really based, user.. More like somewhat more based compared to Sweden, you know, the country that literally tries to scare off Russians by putting out pro-homosexual messages. Not saying that the U.S. is better, though.

>His first and only mistake was attempting to speak to someone on a bus.

This. Eye-contant would be enough. Asking someone a question and youre already in their comfortzone.

Hrolf wasn't a King, and he wasn't "Norwegian", he was Norse. But yes, it is proved he came from Western Norway.

Never implied it was based. I guess it's better than Sweden tho.

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RaVi

Beautiful country, very nice and friendly people. Planning on visiting next year again!
But a word of warning though: cut out the socialism bullshit before you too become as utterly destroyed as Sweden.

He wasn't Norwegian? WTF yes he was.

Socialism is a good thing though.

>because we won a war 200 years ago it means we are superior in every way!!!

Socialism didn't ruin Sweden. Out of control immigration did.

Yeah, pretty much my point here... Not even mongols are this awkward. And thanks to swedish being my second mothertongue, I manage to speak pretty decent Norwegian. Lots of older people are a lot nicer though... They didn't mind discussing on the train, for example.

You said that was what the other commenters said... You're saying you're not based, and I agreed. The only country in that part of the world I would consider based might be Latvia or something, and you likely don't consider them of the same culture as you anyway.

The United Nations has predicted that Sweden will be a third-world country by 2030, actually.

best people, best country

>They didn't mind discussing on the train, for example.

what the fuck m88. Did you really try to start a conversation with people on the bus?

I play video games with some, they are bros.
Ruskies can be too once they lay down the alcohol for a couple of hours.

That picture shows Sweden is tolerant, but sure bddy

That is actually a good idea, for a lapp.

You misspelled socialism

>starting a conversation on the bus
nigga you what

>Wtf m8, talking to people?!?!

Yes. :---DDDD Get over it.
A Finn is more social than a Norwegian.

certainly much better than sweden...

Not real socialism

Non-country composed of pedos, salmon and russophobia

It was really giving women positions in the church that did them in.

1. Wales
2. norway: no clue, never been. government seems far better than Sweden though.
norwegians: those i met were all either gay, bisexual, or incredibly slutty women; not sure if this is normal or just a bad sample.

>>Wtf m8, talking to people?!?!

>Yes. :---DDDD Get over it.
>A Finn is more social than a Norwegian.

m8, no wonder people are starting at you like youre a stalker when you try to start conversations with people ON THE FUCKING BUS. The only people that talk to strangers are either mentally ill or drunk.
Since youre finnish youre probally a mentally ill drunk though, so that would explain it.

>only based nation is latvia
>latvia
Not sure if troll or just Ivars

>A Finn is more social than a Norwegian.
One finn I worked with never spoke a word. When it was his birthday, he went and bought icecream for everyone. Just came up to every one and held the carton in front of him and gave a "take one" gesture. Heard from one of the other finn workers that it was his birthday.

We're all a bit strange. Norwegians don't like invasions of private space when we're on a shitty commute.

1. :(
2. A nation that has dethroned the Jew

>Pic related

1. The Philippines
2. I always thought that Norway has sexy, beautiful women wearing bikini in the snow and the men wears vikings helmet. I would love to have sex with a sexy Norwegian girl. Also, they are probably fans of the Minnesota Vikings.

1. Pic related
2. With Sweden, you have god-tier bands.

>Such hostile, very damage control.

No wonder young Norwegians are so socially inept, if you frown upon communicating.
Just keep on with degenerate russ, and floating around on classywalks, and doing daddy's credit card.

Btw, Hamar julebrus, best julebrus.
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>Cheap shit in Denmark

You kr. is the least valuable in Scandinavia and your only connection to us is through Copenhagen, one of the most expensive places in the world.

To actually be this fucking buttblasted, Sven.

GIB COD

Only thing I don't like about Norway is that you haven't conquered your cuck neighbors yet and haven't secure Scandinavia.

I'm trying to bring up how important it is to not get women into the clergy and the Lutheran Church of Latvia made it official recently to make those positions exclusively for men. It doesn't help by now that the churches are almost all empty and that Latvia is surrounded except for the eastern border by badly foundering nation-states of course, but it's a move in the right direction.

I see you have a German flag, which means a fair chance that you are Bavarian or some other kind with a passionate dislike for Protestant Christians, so perhaps that colours your view.

>You kr. is the least valuable in Scandinavia
Many consider Iceland part of Scandinavia. Their ISK is worth fuck all.

Damn up until this point I haven't met a single Finn that even knew a language, let alone was able to communicate.

>No wonder young Norwegians are so socially inept, if you frown upon communicating.

Are you really this autistic? Do you not understand the concept of location and setting?
You sound like the type of guy that will start to crack jokes at a funeral, and when people get mad at you. You say something retarded like:

>What?! You guys dont like jokes? You guys dont like humour? Why are you all so weird?

I dont doubt that Hamar Julebrus tastes good when youre used to gurgling semen.

Thank you for buying Hamar though, youre litterally paying the guy calling you a mongol, mongol.

Don't mind Ahmed. He hasn't fully integrated yet.

Finns definitely don't speak to strangers out of blue without good reason. That I can assure to everybody.

>Minnesota Vikings
racist interpretation of our noble culture