How often do you engage in bud sex with your fellow straight males, Sup Forums?

How often do you engage in bud sex with your fellow straight males, Sup Forums?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyacinth_(mythology)
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It's not gay if the balls don't touch

It's not gay regardless because you're both straight

Kek

Buttfucking your buddy doesn't sound really straight to me desu senpai

Very subtle, Schlomo.

Hans knows

Email this link to 2 male friends with the subject line "Let's hang out sometime." If you don't do this your mother will die in her sleep. Post proof.

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>nymag.com/scienceofus/2016/12/why-straight-rural-men-have-gay-bud-sex-with-each-other.html

isn't this cognitive dissonance

Why is the media pushing this? Casual gay sex between men doesn't happen unless you're gay. Obviously they're not trying to convince rural guys (who know better and would be pissed to see this article) so they must be trying to convince city-dwelling numales that its okay to have buttsex without questioning their sexuality because even manly farmers do it

>Why is the media pushing this?

Come on we all know the (((answer))) to this question.

>Casual gay sex between men doesn't happen unless you're gay

or arab

Yes, good plan Mr. Goldstein. We will convince the white goy casual gay sex is normal, and we'll call it bud sex.

Friends don't fuck friends in the ass.
Jesse Singal
more like Jesse is jealous because shes single

hebrewsurnames.com/SINGAL

>More propoganda attack straight white conservative rural males
I wonder (((who))) could be behind this!

I guess she's had a good run. Sorry Mom!

let a straight friend fuck me once. It was awful. No chemistry. Ruined our friendship. He spent the next year trying to prove he was straight by getting two different girls pregnant. We no longer speak. I also think he's incredibly ugly now, but thought he was hot before. Never again. Faggots should stick to their own kind.

There's absolutely nothing wrong in fucking other men, as long as you are the dominant.

Wow, I knew rural men were degenerates, but this is a new low even for them. Or maybe it's
>fake news

The fucking Bergs and the fucking Steins are at it again.

This is now a Sup Forums straight brosex thread. Take off your shirts.

So they identify as male, straight, and buds?
I don't see anything wrong with this.
>It's only gay if they identify as strangers to each other.

hi im deca can i suk you :^)

Its only gay if you're on bottom.

Guys have been fucking each other since antiquity. We're hardwired to sexually dominate or submit to others, regardless of gender.

It's just a cheeky bit of fun, as long as you don't spread diseases like some degenerate.

>american news
>litteral KEK-PILLING

In my military days I was sometimes posted in the middle of nowhere with nothing but my bros to keep me company. Nobody did any gay shit. If you fuck with other dudes, you're gay. Even if I was only around dudes for months on end, I'd rather fap in peace and think about that hot summer day when my big titty neighbor wore a bikini and shorts.

this

I haven't read the article, but it's probably oral, right? Or jerking each other off while watching porn together. I don't get this phenomenon, but it's old

BROJOB BROJOB

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>Why is the media pushing this
For the keks, user.

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This might actually be positive. In antiquity modern homosexuality did not exist, but male friends were both more non-sexually intimate, and also sexually intimate. Homosexuality is an abomination, but historic, what we might call bi behavior, seemed to have worked well, and was often even considered a militaristic virtue.

I have read nothing that would lead me to believe that ancient forms of what we might mistakenly call homosexuality were degenerate or against public good. Sparta was fucking based, but they encouraged the practice in military units. Straight men fooling around might looks like Homosexuality spreading its evil grip, but it is in fact far more likely to be the death knell of this degeneracy.

"In the literary myth, Hyacinth was a beautiful youth and lover of the god Apollo, though he was also admired by the god West Wind (Zephyros). Apollo and Hyacinth took turns throwing the discus. Hyacinth ran to catch it to impress Apollo, was struck by the discus as it fell to the ground, and died.[3] A twist in the tale makes the West Wind responsible for the death of Hyacinth.[4] His beauty caused a feud between the West Wind and Apollo. Jealous that Hyacinth preferred the radiant Apollo, Zephyrus blew Apollo's discus off course to kill Hyacinth."

>Literally a fag god

do you have sources for this? sounds interesting

desu oral sounds even gayer to me, one guy has to consciously be pleasing a penis with his mouth and the other clearly sees it's a man doing it. Buttsex you can theoretically have the top close his eyes and pretend it's a woman and the bottom just bear with it.

That's myth that started based on very little evidence and has been disproved by many historians. Homosexuality was never regarded with a casual attitude and it certainly wasn't as prevalent as you suggest. Historians now believe that homosexuality was a very uncommon in ancient Greece and Rome, and when it did happen the attitude toward it was more of a power-play (kinda like prison homosexuality) rather than casual male bonding behavior.

t. google "homosexuality in antiquity" and read the argument against the interpretation on wikipedia

They really try to push their fucking gay bullshit upon everybody.

>mfw

Why are white men such cuckolds?

>LITERALLY A GAY GOD
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyacinth_(mythology)

shame on my sexbud i an actually.straight haha