DARK JOKES

Let's have a good ole fashion dark humor thread. Share your funniest jokes and images.
What's the difference between a jarjar binks and the Jews? Nothing they both ruin anything that's good.

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How many black people does it take to start a riot?
-1

A horse walks into a bar

Holocaust

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3/5

Two Jewish kids are sitting on a roof by a chimney when someone on the street asks "what are you doing?"

The kids reply, "we're waiting for our parents."

heartily keked

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

don't know where I stand on abortion. I like killing babies, but I don't like giving women a choice.

"I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, 'Please, think of my children!'
Kinky bitch."