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Cologne main station evacuated, due to bomb threat. Kek wills it.

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Fuck Germany

source nigger

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Details pending.

>bomb threat

So it's nothing?

>telephonic bomb announcement

so, it's nothing.

exactly. somebody called and was like "hey im gonna bomb the main station, k bye"
happens all the time

>bomb threat
No happening man.

Yeah, every day, sometimes I do it twice in one day.

it actually happend all the time when the ira was a thing

mfw Germany has turned into Gotham City in the 3rd act of TDK.

SAGE THIS
POLICE ALREADY SAID IT'S SAFE AND PEOPLE WERE ALLOWED TO ENTER AGAIN
SAGE THIS

>hurts just a little bit

Thank god, it is almost 24 hours since the last happening, I was going through some nasty withdrawal

digits and it will go off in the next three hours.

This

Was probably just to displace the muzzies so they can use the station this week.

Checked

It happens in Greek islands very frequent
>shipping lane like twice a week
>some dumbass is running late and he will miss the ship
>call police "there is a bomb at the ship"
>gain like an hour of the police evacuates and sweeps the ship with doggos
>catch ship

Holy fuck

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did you miss the 6-ish hours ago truck massacre in berlin?

>6-ish

There have been at least 20 hours what kind of drugs are you on

>6-ish
what are you on?

Checked, kek is on a rampage

>checked
Digits and it will be nuclear.

kek wills it

this is some false shit but in going to check out this story I found this

uk.reuters.com/article/uk-germany-security-idUKKBN1450QT?il=0

A FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD ALREADY TRIED TO SET A BOMB OFF AT THE CHRISTMAS MARKETS. god damn it germany get your shit together and finish them off to the infant. wtf man. it's like watching a friend in a dangerously abusive relationship.

sorry about that, germany.

Kek wills it.

germany really derseves it!!

>votes van der Bellen

those dam white straight male neo-nazis!
First the truck and now this?

Fuck man, I use cologne every day..

Is there anything these terrorists won't destroy for us?

>A FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD ALREADY TRIED TO SET A BOMB OFF AT THE CHRISTMAS MARKETS

I am shocked

It's not the Islamic way to warn the infidel you're about explode all over his business.

Are bomb threats the most retarded thing ever?

>Anyone would warn people about the bomb he placed

if this is true i hate greeks now.

They are going after everything nice

mmmMMmmm. The fear is palpable, the hysteria intoxicating. Trudeau needs to ramp up the immigration I wanna get freaked out and shit myself every time I leave the house. Having Islam in your country is like being on a rollercoaster 24/7.

pay debnts

oh dont get me wrong, i hope it will happen here too. They only seem to target the major cities as Berlin, Köln and in austria it will probably be Vienna.

>islamists target major cities
>major cities filled with lefty degenerates
>everything went better then expected

he is still high on happening. yesterday was a huge dose for the inexpeirnced

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got a full house. sorry kruats, but you did this to yourselves

Translated the page, confirmed that the germans can't wait for their demise

KEK WILLS THE END OF GERMANY INSTEAD OF TURKEY!!!!!

We are very crafty people
>friend studies abroad
>loans book from the library
>forgets to take it back before deadline
>eventually some months later someone ask for it
>university library contacts him
>you have to pay a fine if you dealy books
>fine has been piling up
>some hundreds of pounds
>oh shit
>craftygreekseakike.exe initiated
>take book back to library and intentionally missplace it but reasonably (correct alphabetic order but wrong context self)
>puts on a show of how he has returned it on time months ago
>they wont have it
>pays fine
>a week later library calls
>we are very sorry we had actually missplaced the book, have your money back
>its ok shit happens

>it's like watching a friend in a dangerously abusive relationship.
and just like with a girl-aquaintance continually being beaten up by her nigger boyfriend, always going back to him full of hope
>I know he has changed, he really loves me!

deep down you know germany is lost. nothing short of a civil war will actually change anything, and civil war is a pretty retarded scenario.
too many people stand to lose too much. not gonna happen

Prediction: (((they))) will let it blow, (((ISIS))) found responsible, another false flag tomorrow for good measure and WW3 by the end of the year

will afd win?

disappointing...

This assumes Germans will hear about all the news to which we access on the internet.

>pro tip: They only get state approved messages

Don't forget: Germany is where totalitarianism got finetuned.

When will it explode already?

ISIS was laying low for the election since any attack would prove Trumps point. Trump is locked in now, so its time to go balls to the walls, Its time for some shit to explode.

>Greece
>pounds

Red Meme Magic for blood.

PRAISE KEK!

Blow Germany Up for an end to 2016. Kek make it happen

>studies abroad

Don't get me wrong Germany you guys make some good shit at one time. However now, I fucking hate you guys. I wish the fucking Mudslimes burn your country into the ground.

Cologne is lost, all the native Germans should exit that mini Gulf state.

I am an idiot.

and get more anti-muslim governments elected?
It wouldn't surprise me if they were this stupid though, considering them being unprivileged people of color and everything.

witnessed

I'm ready

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It could accelerate the nationalist uprisings yes and could potentially be what we want. The tree of Liberty must be watered with the blood of cucks.

Can't argue with that.

if they payed you back then you could say that at least the greeks arent cucking you anymore.
And we can't have that
NOT ALOWED

>bild.de/news/2016/news/koeln-news-eilmeldung-1-49418766.bild.html
NOTHING

>bild
LITERALLY NOTHING

>UPDATE
>The individual who called in the bomb threat has been identified

SHADILAY. Hope we'll hit triple digits tonight.

Don't forget that Command and Conquer generals stated that In the war of 2013, The GLA empire stretched to:

Iran
Kazakhstan
Germany
Iraq
China
Aldastan
Egypt
Russia
Turkey
Libya
Yemen
Crete
Somalia

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

Checked

Digits and it's a diversion just so police is distracted and they can bomb some other place

holy shit that's smart as fuck.

Like always when there is a bomb threat there never is an actual bomb. Why would a terrorist warn people beforehand, it's ridiculous.

Kek will uncuck Germany, praise him!

very crafty people indeed
>be Greece
> get bankrupt and it's your own fucking fault
> borrow billions of Euros
> never pay them back

this has happened once in the last 20 years in switzerland. seems germany is particular. interesting

lmao. greeks are such piece of human shit. kys olive niggers

When ETA did it the were serious about it

Do threats ever result in a happening? I can't recall even one such case

Witnessed

>disguising your natural pheromones

lmao truly the biggest cuck of them all

kek wills it

We are only crafty when we need to get out of things that we wouldnt have gotten into if we were responsible

a few more hundred will have to die until germany realizes what to vote next election.

Let them bomb more of us, let them spread their terror. I welcome them, so we can live a better life in 2018. So more people will learn the truth and vote for a better 2018-

KEK WILLS IT

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if get, then it's a dirty bomb

fuck it rerolling

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