Ok, which one of you works at Fox news?
Ok, which one of you works at Fox news?
Bump
Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
It's me
I always knew that Santa was racist. Now we have proof.
>Russian
>Fox
Kek
Russians hackers strike again!
now I know what he meant by "white christmas" and giving niggers coal instead of presents
fox news making a redpilled characters thread
best timeline
>There are several things about Santa that make him too old-school for today's politically correct set
well he's FUCKING A WHITE MALE so doesn't that automatically mean he can't be a liberal?
BUT WHERE ARE THE GUTS?
Santa is a "free shit lmao" type of guy like Bernie Sanders. In both cases, the free shit is fictional.
HERE
FUCKING RUSSIANS
I'd say Santa Claus is an anarcho-socialist
>starts his own micronation in the north pole
>gives people free stuff
>enslaves a race of midgets
Its not free, you earn it by being good.
>Implying he's not ANCAP
>Receives cookies as payment
>Encourages good behavior with gifts
>Keeps warp speed technology for himself
>Shoots on sight for violation of NAP
>That's why we have no evidence he exists
Holy shit
>harsh and stinged code
>gives you free stuff beacause he wants you to be good
>wear red clothes
>conservative
Are gou sure about that?
Underrated
Is it weird that one of the only reasons I haven't commited suicide is that in another 30 years or so I would like to be a Santa like the one in the picture and bring a bit of joy to peoples lives for a couple of months a year.
I love Santa
Hi, Best China
He rewards good behavior and punishes bad. He's the reason niggers only get coal.
>rewarding good kids
Yes he's hella conservative. Should reward bad kids. That's the liberal way.
>has thousands of tiny elves working 24/7 in labour camps
>labour camps in north pole, similar to siberia
commie confirmed
>elf lives matter
#ElfLivesMatter
I like it.
Reminder that Santa Claus is based on a brown man who was born in modern-day southern Turkey.
Santa confirmed /ourguy/, added to international hate symbol list when
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
He wasn't like a modern Turk, more like a Greek.
>elf proletariat doesn't own the means of production
>WE WUZ TURKS N SHEEIT
No.
>implying turkey has always been infested with roaches
*smacks lips*
DAS RIGHT WE DA REAL TURKROACHES
Is fox, dare I say it, /conservative/?
Saint Nicholas (Greek: Ἅγιος Νιkόλαος, Hágios Nikólaos, Latin: Sanctus Nicolaus); (15 March 270 – 6 December 343),[3][4] also called Nikolaos of Myra, was a historic 4th-century Christian saint and Greek
Sorry roach, you don't get to claim Santa.
Ahahahaha
Only culturally Greek. Take a look at his birthplace on a map.
Noice
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m8, you can never kill yourself. You're here forever.
And I love you user. :3 PBIL
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