Ok, which one of you works at Fox news?

Ok, which one of you works at Fox news?

Bump

Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

It's me

I always knew that Santa was racist. Now we have proof.

>Russian
>Fox

Kek

Russians hackers strike again!

now I know what he meant by "white christmas" and giving niggers coal instead of presents

fox news making a redpilled characters thread
best timeline

>There are several things about Santa that make him too old-school for today's politically correct set
well he's FUCKING A WHITE MALE so doesn't that automatically mean he can't be a liberal?

BUT WHERE ARE THE GUTS?

Santa is a "free shit lmao" type of guy like Bernie Sanders. In both cases, the free shit is fictional.

HERE

FUCKING RUSSIANS

I'd say Santa Claus is an anarcho-socialist
>starts his own micronation in the north pole
>gives people free stuff
>enslaves a race of midgets

Its not free, you earn it by being good.

>Implying he's not ANCAP
>Receives cookies as payment
>Encourages good behavior with gifts
>Keeps warp speed technology for himself
>Shoots on sight for violation of NAP
>That's why we have no evidence he exists

Holy shit

>harsh and stinged code
>gives you free stuff beacause he wants you to be good
>wear red clothes
>conservative
Are gou sure about that?

Underrated

Is it weird that one of the only reasons I haven't commited suicide is that in another 30 years or so I would like to be a Santa like the one in the picture and bring a bit of joy to peoples lives for a couple of months a year.

I love Santa

Hi, Best China

He rewards good behavior and punishes bad. He's the reason niggers only get coal.

>rewarding good kids
Yes he's hella conservative. Should reward bad kids. That's the liberal way.

>has thousands of tiny elves working 24/7 in labour camps
>labour camps in north pole, similar to siberia

commie confirmed

>elf lives matter

#ElfLivesMatter
I like it.

Reminder that Santa Claus is based on a brown man who was born in modern-day southern Turkey.

Santa confirmed /ourguy/, added to international hate symbol list when

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

He wasn't like a modern Turk, more like a Greek.

>elf proletariat doesn't own the means of production

>WE WUZ TURKS N SHEEIT

No.

>implying turkey has always been infested with roaches

*smacks lips*

DAS RIGHT WE DA REAL TURKROACHES

Is fox, dare I say it, /conservative/?

Saint Nicholas (Greek: Ἅγιος Νιkόλαος, Hágios Nikólaos, Latin: Sanctus Nicolaus); (15 March 270 – 6 December 343),[3][4] also called Nikolaos of Myra, was a historic 4th-century Christian saint and Greek

Sorry roach, you don't get to claim Santa.

Ahahahaha

Only culturally Greek. Take a look at his birthplace on a map.

Noice

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m8, you can never kill yourself. You're here forever.

And I love you user. :3 PBIL

HACK THE PLANET