POST YOUR WEAPONS GERMAN BROS

POST YOUR WEAPONS GERMAN BROS

GET READY TO FIGHT

JUST PICKED THIS BAD BOY UP

Oh shit nigger that's too far.

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Gonna smuggle these WMDs over to our britbros.

how the fuck do you americans even sell these, they're banned here

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Don't be a dork, bin that fork.

IM READY TO JOIN TO EU ARMY!

>go to KFC in Britain
>get 3 plastic spoons

Did they have handles?

>have to fill out a liability waiver and go through a background check before they arm you with dining utensils

Just picked this bad boy up hot off the truck

i am awaiting orders to deus vult

How are you allowed to have a sniper rifle that powerful?

I'm literally shaking right now
Assault guitars are problematic

they banned pastic cotton buds now lol they gotta be made out of rolled paper

Here's one

STAB ALL MOOSELIMS

Christ I really wish I could send my kinsmen some of my arsenal for the cause.

>Justin's face when a leaf has a gun this powerful

Its actually really fucking easy to get an illegal gun in germany

German bros can always use poo and even India's a pooperpower they can import poo from us to throw at musdims.

Even i might make some couple shekels in this whole process.

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>indians throw their poo

Reported this whole theead to the German police. Enjoy your v&

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Come at me lassies

Alright boys, let's save Germany

underrated post

Why'd you strap a gun to that lethal weapon?

LOL
>FUCK
>MY
>LIFE

Still more weapon power than the average britain has

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Not if they have a truck license

More powerful than the sword but not AK74.

Dont know for how long tho since they trying to outlaw freedom of speech.

Better keep that assault fork well hidden or the coppers will throw you in jail.

Why? Guns are legal here. .22LR won't drop a charger but it's enough to put them off. .50cal's are expensive as fuck.

KEK

BAN ASAULT FORKS !!!!

I'm ready to break their mind

just use one of these mother fuckers

You guys understand we do have guns right.

But Germany is a gun free zone!
Guns are not allowed!

I like you leaf.

Would go to a pallet burn with.

funny how you never stepped foot on our shores while we cucked you hard hans

Just buy one from the deep web or go to the czech border, it really isn't that hard to get a gun illegaly here

that thing looks stout

>be german
>separate all colors to their on side
>one side is white
>go to jail

tell me your ways

you probably have to mendle with kebabs to acquire a anti-kebab tool

just get my weapon license and buy'd this bad boy today

do you put the bud in the bin too?

IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR GOY ! WEAPONS INCREASES TOXIC MASCULINITY !

If nips can hold two sticks with one hand, you can learn to do the same with spoons, and you still got one extra to help maneuvering the chicken.

Reported.

Enjoy prison you nazi

I don't need weapons. The police will protect us!

Don't tell anyone but I got this unregistered Butterknife hidden in my kitchen.

Good thing the EU just voted for more gun control.

Getting murdered and disarmed at the same time.

Like pottery.

I bet you just go whore yourself out on the reeperbahn and steal the gun from a soldier

Merkel.

I bet she is not stupid enough to band with losers.

The time has come.

its not a gun its a scope for accuracy

Ching chong coming in with the bantz

i lost it at the firework. jesus. youre not too bad leafbro

I have an old copy of SICP, the greatest weapon ever conceived.

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shots fired

KEK

Solid digits.
Push.

>scoped assault "vulcan airbomb" hollowpoint rpg launcher

>he doesn't pull --rebase before pushing
Absolutely disgusting.

Why their bundas are shining

Should get you past your first bowl of sour kraut.

I just know enough (white german) criminals from buying weed from them.
Dude just asked me one day if I want a gun and showed me 4 different pistols.

he wanted 400 bucks for that makarov but I said no thanks maybe later.

they have to wear masks because they are even scared for their protection

that is third world shit

Gay.

My lethal balls.
'Home alone' edition

They are kicked there behind the scenes and pretty hard.

IS THAT A FAMAS??!!

Throw bratwurst and beer at them

Look at this guy. Taking credit for things he was not a part of. The last man in the UK died. Maggie Thatcher will always be remembered.

my Helles is ready

>throwing their poo
>indians are monkeys
we knew this

Being this ironic.

I HAVE A LICENSE TO CARRY THIS WHEEL!!!

The german femdom police are likely investigating you now.

haha they can't even catch a roach after running over 60 people with a truck and you think these retards know how to navigate through all their toolbars?

nigga pls

Is that an underbarrel roman candle?

>HEAVY METAL ASSAULT FENCE STAPLES

They call me the Berliner Butcher.

>arsenal that doesnt exist
why lie on the internet?

Oi! Bin that assault weapon!

But you're a fucking white male, they wouldn't show you such leniency.

>not noticing they are not wearing shoes
Some green whore demanded that anti terror squads storming a mosque should not be wearing shoes out of cultural sensibility.
And actually made it happen instead of being dragged thought the village with a Toyota as a warning for others.

Whoa, a GEORG JENSEN STAINLESS?
That's gotta be worth at least tree fiddy! You should sell it on the black market and get yourself a full tactical dinner set.

They just need to come to Austria and they can buy all the firepower they need.

HOL''' UP''' HOL'' HOL''' UP'''

did they have to take off their shoes before the raid? like they were going to raid the place and someone told them to stop and take their shoes off?

that is cuckery level 9000

you sad indian fecal-person.
I feel sorry for you and your forced memes =(

the glockmaker knows.
glocks are world class excellent go-to-war handguns.

Yes they did. Raid in Germany usually just means investigating something (kindly asking the Imam whether he is a terrorist or not), unless it's against a dangerous "Reichsbürger" with gun.

Jesus christ user

>implying van der refugee won't change your gun laws
>implying the EU won't put sanctions on switzerland to change theirs
>implying anyone can afford to buy guns in liechtenstein

rip in pieces skiing jews