Eldar = Jews

Eldar = Jews
Imperium = Christians
Tyranids = Muslims
Chaos = Atheists
Tau = Buddhists
Orcs = ...
Necrons = ...

Orcs = Gypsies

>only effective when they are in big number
Sweden gets it.

I always thought orçamento were niggers

Wouldn't muslims technically be Orks?

Tau are Hindu.

Other than that. Spot on.

No the Tau are the Jews, see like they want you to blanda up!

>Necrons

Sadhu Indian

Necrons = Kek-worshippers

The Tyranids consume and want to turn hostile biomass into their own kind.
Just like muslims.

Pre-heresy imperium = atheists

Fits better tbqh, famalam

That apartheid though...

Forced segregation into different castes.

'Crons are atheists, Chaos are anarchists.

Chinese are the Skaven from the Fantasy version.
>Near endless numbers, a literal swarm
>Taking over the world without others knowing
>No empathy for other factions or each other
>Backstab each other constantly
>Live in cramped, polluted environments
>Notoriously unreliable and dangerous technology

man some of the artwork looks so fucking good

can't wait till they get added to TWW

>Eldar = Eldar
>Imperium = Imperium
>Tyranids = Tyranids
>Chaos = Chaos
>Tau = Tau
>Orcs = Orcs
>Necrons = Necrons

you fucking autists

Eldar=Jews
Imperium=Orthodox
Chaos=Shia
Tau=Christians
Orcs=Sunni
Necrons=Wahhabists
Sister of Battle=Protestants (the 1500s burn people on wooden crosses proestant)
Dark Eldar=Athiests

Christians believe in the greater good?
News to me.

Eldar = Nordics

Once had a beautiful civilization, but their depravity and debauchery spawned a chaos god and tore them in half.

Just watch, the Eldar story is going to match the nordic region perfectly. The entirety of sweden will become the dark eldar, parts of norway and denmark will begin in-fighting, and finland / iceland will learn from their example and reverse their path of destruction.

Can you imagine of SJWs fuck up Wh40k?

>Emperor reincarnated as a woman who establishes a "democracy".
>CHAOS IS A RELIGION OF PEACE KHORNE BERSERKERS NEED PSYCHOLOGICAL HELP
>Imperial industrial activity ia killing millions of Tyranid species
>Orks have a rich and diverse culture, they can integrate with us!
>Sisters of Battle break away from the Imperium becoming radical feminists are burn several imperial officers on the stake
>Primarchs were "overly aggressive"
>Female space marines
>Eldar need to breed with Slaneeshi cults to boost birth rates

Makes my skin crawl tbqh lads.

>Chaos = Atheists

Doesn't make a lick of sense.
Ôbviously Chaos is a play on words and metaphor for Hillary

They're already trying to, there are a couple of articles out there.
Makes me somewhat glad GW axed Fantasy, just in case they do eventually cave into the pressure.

>The entirety of sweden will become the dark eldar

Would be fine with this so long as we remain racially pure and enslave the melanin enriched Mon Keigh.

>he unironically thinks Christcucks are the Imperium of Man
The Imperium of Man is the British Empire in Space taken over by Nazis and deifying an actually superhuman Führer.

You credit SJW's with too much imagination

The Emperor will obviously be a woman but will end patriarchy and make things fluffy and females beautiful at any weight and stronk.
Men not feminine with be to be cucks.

Why are people forgetting that emperor was a fedora egalitarian?

>CHAOS IS A RELIGION OF PEACE KHORNE BERSERKERS NEED PSYCHOLOGICAL HELP
That's...Yeah. They would say exactly that.

Makes sense hans

Orcs = Mexicans
Tau should be japs not all Buddhists. Buddhists as a whole aren't good with technology like japs

Orcs = Niggers
Tyranids = Muslims
Imperium = Christians
Tau = Marxists
Necron = neolibs

Would put atheists to Necron and paganism to Chaos. Voodoo and all shamanist bullshit to Orcs.

Imperium = Catholics
Chaos = Protestants
Necrons = Atheists
there's that

Orcs are niggers.

The ultimate goal of the Necrons is probably to eradicate all life, so as to weaken the chaos gods drastically and ultimately destroy them. Is this is the true Greater Good? Not referring to some of the retarded fluff that mentions "Necrons have emotions too bruh".

>wipe out all life
>weaken and destroy gods
sounds like atheists to me, albeit edgy nietzscheboos

atheists worship life more than all of the other, because there isnt a second chance. so it seems to contradict with necrons.

>atheists worship life more than all of the other

That's why Necrons want to destroy all vestiges of organic mortality.

Orcs = poo in loo Hindu, with squigs being their cow

Also, Eldar Harlequins = pol; Laughing God = Kek

Nah.
Brahmin = Ethereal caste
Kshatriya = Fire caste
Vaisyas = ???
Sudra = Earth caste
Dalit = ???

>Orcs = Mexicans

...

Orcs are niggers, clearly

That's an ongoing debate of who will win in a clash between Tyranids and Orcs.

Interestingly enough, the same clash is what plays out in Africa.
The Tyranids have tried to consume Africa, attacking it from the North East.
They have successfully converted a lot of North African biomass to their cause.
But the Orcs are just reproducing like mad down south.
It's an endless conflict.

>atheists worship live above all else
>atheists condone abortions
One of these things is not like the other ahmed

boy do they

Khorne = niggers
Tzeentch = jews
Slaanesh = azn
Nurgle = pajeets

You got it wrong nigga

>eldar = white people
an entire race soon crippled by the advancing hordes, superior technology and art, low birthrates
Created a god of literal degeneracy that will kill them all
>imperium = islam
At first, their leader - a friggin warlord no less - tried to stamp out religion in full euphoria tipping, but they are now completely arms-in-ass unable to advance further because the have lost any understanding of their technology
>navigators = jews
they control all the travel, they are inbred mutants with weird organs and they are only tolerated because they can do something everyone else can't (like usury for jews)
>mechanicum = russians
can't do without them, they control all the weaponry while the imperium is the manpower, everything is old and functions through prayer only, they boast about secrets, talk in binary, nobody understands them, drink motor oil and fap to toasters
>chaos = black people
ooga booga where the eldar women at?
>tau = commies

>tyrannids = china
They're here for your biomass
Orcs are gypsies

Nothing can stop us.
Your bubble of hopes put into Trump will burst like a weak fart.

>Race = religion
Wew lad

>he's still larping as a Chinese supremacist

nope
chaos=Jews
chaos promote homosexuality/slaanesh
the jews promoted homosexuality