HE GETS PAID $1,400 TO SHILL

HE GETS PAID $1,400 TO SHILL

LITERALLY 200 SHEKELS A MINUTE FOR ONLY 7 MINUTES A WEEK TO MAKE HIMSELF LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE COUNTRY, AND ITS FOR FUCKING CHUMP CHANGE

>Alec Baldwin revealed that he gets paid just $1,400 for each appearance he makes as President-elect Donald Trump on "Saturday Night Live."

yahoo.com/tv/alec-baldwin-gets-paid-1-194016501.html

JUST KEK MY SHIT UP SENPAI

> he does it for free to rustle fat boy cheeto's jimmies

Pretentious hollywood actor being forced to dance like a monkey for literally a weeks pay.

THE DESPERATION

$1,400 a week for a maximum of 7 minutes

I literally get paid as much as Alex "Doing anything to make ends meet" Baldwin

AND YOU THINK HE ACTUALLY DOES IT FOR FREE TO RUSTLE TRUMP

Holy shit thats poor

14 DICKS A WEEK FOR ONLY 100 DOLLARS, THATS ALL I HAVE TO DO TO GET BALDWIN MONEY AND THATS ALL TAX FREE.

JUST

...

>being this stupid

baldwin is already worth about $150 million

what does he care?

Bill Murray is worth about that much and he doesn't parade himself like a fucking idiot on national TV.

>looking at the end result and not the work
He does hours for scheduling, recording, retakes, and makeup. He's a shill and a piece of shit but from /biz/ you look damn silly thinking this only takes 7 minutes.

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I WAS LITERALLY SAYING YESTERDAY PEOPLE ARE SHILLING FOR MINIMUM WAGE NOW. I JUST HAD A DISCUSSION ABOUT THAT YESTERDAY

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

PRAISE KEK MOTHERFUCKER

ALL OF THAT GONE TO KIM BASINGER AND PAYING FOR HIS HOLLYWOOD LIFESTYLE.

Alec Baldwin poor and down on his luck goes from house to house offering up 100 dollar blowjobs to anyone that will buy them, finally he stop on the doorstep of the producers of SNL and he gets offered a job. After the blowjob of course.

$200 a week to drug addiction
$800 to alimony
$400 to bills.

WAKE ME UP

>being this ass blasted that somebody volunteers to make fun of cheeto elvis

Read the article, faggot. That just means he makes even less than $200 an hour.

1400 per appearance

that's fuckin cheap for $1400 I'll hire him for our next beer barbeque.

>samefagging this hard

how's things over at the_donald, redditfag?

If he didn't need it, then why does he take the money? If he's really so rich why is he taking a pitiful 1400 a week.

Samefagging would be agreeing with my own post. Idk you tell me?

Shit, I would too. Making fun of our leaders is american as fuck. I just wish they'd have been as sharp towards Obama.

was to

Holy shit!!! This show is still on? I remember it from back when i was a kid in the 90s. I thought it got cancelled, ha. So irrelevant to anything that matters today.

Cry more drumpfkin loser.

Baldwin is pretty funny it's actually pretty cool to be saterized by him