Ok I think I know now how to define "Nordic"

A Nordic country is one with at least 140 metal bands / million people.

Sori eesti.

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so is greece a nordic country then

what's that country on the bottom right with 162

greece is nordic confirmed

Can anybody name one Greek metal band?

Based Albania is almost free from this degeneracy.

>american education

Rotting Christ, they're fairly well known.

Rotting Christ jumps in mind, nice music for a grotesque name .

fpbp
ebin servattu
finland best ally

I used to lurk the fuck out of the metal archives
The reviews are an ultimate autistic fest, but there were a few humorous ones ( Silencer comes to mind )

South Macedonia

yes. they are descended from Varangians.

Greece our Nordic brother (get more metal bands Romania)

Probably Vietnam, where you fought and won the war some years ago

No. They are Turkish rape babies.

Tapa ittes, ap

Literally spend a month there every year, been all over Greece and I have never ever even met a native Greek that listens to metal, nevermind heard of Greek metal bands.

Clearly I am doing something wrong with my life and intend on listening to as much Greek metal as my ears allow

Black metal is fucking noise pollution.

I throw up a little in my mouth when foreigners starts talking to me like im a black metal fan fuck off, theres a reason japs hate weaboos.

t. Abu Hajaar

you fucking idiot - those are the british isles

Nuevo Turke'

>Andorra
>51 bands

Fucking how?

I shudder every time somebody talks about black metal aesthetics, like it's some divine artform.

Do you know why they say metal music is racist?
Because it's white noise

wtf, I personally know 5% of croatian metal bands? wow, that's impressive

So Greece is a nordic country now?

Plague

Have you heard what brown noise sounds like? It's a lot bassier form of randomly generated noise, just like nigger music.

Well there are specific venues that you need to visit to see metalheads wearing t-shirts n shit, otherwise when you see them in their everyday lives you won't recognize them. The edgy long haired metal head stereotype with spikes and bullet belts are for teenagers / students, cause try getting a job looking like a metal band singer. Better yet, try to endure the typical Greek summer wearing black, boots and having long hair to your waist

It fucking sucks, that's why no one does it

"Numbers of metal bands per 1 million people"
American education once again establishing its dominance !

4 bands/78000 people = 51 bands/million people.
Still, 4 Black Metal bands for andorra seems like a lot.

>denmark
>"""""nordic""""
it's the netherland's autistic little brother who got a strong affection for nordics and he wants to be like us.

I like this logic, where can I get some of it?

Can Luxembourg into Nordic?

teamrock.com/feature/2016-09-27/10-of-the-best-metal-bands-from-greece
I googled it after seeing this thread. The Varathron track in the link is pretty good desu. Too good of production values to be called black metal though.

False, only countries with >200 metalbands / million people are true nordics

Metal, not Black Metal specifically

More like which countries are autistic.

It says metal, not nekrokvlttrüeblæk metal.

Why is everyone talking about Black Metal, the map doesn't say anything about this genre, only talks about Metal in general...

Is it the first map ever you're having to read ?

Who the fuck listens to that garbage? lool

Stfu Hohol and spread your legs for Ivan.

You mean in which places? In Athens Eksarhia region there are plenty of venues, but in most of the suburbs are at least a couple. Tell me where in Greece so I can tell you more

Metal is more appropriate in colder climes. One day this winter in the northern hemisphere try turning your speakers up and roll down the windows while driving, then listen to Transilvanian Hunger by Darkthrone. You'll get it.

t. varttiryssä

Black metal is shit. And I blame you, Norge.

Yes.

desimanne

Too bad the Nordic countries only shit out potato black metal and keyboard flower metal.

Leafland has the best metal
youtube.com/watch?v=_gO2G21Ucqk

youtube.com/watch?v=mlv4dBgYEgo

autistics like autistic music, colour me surprised

>Estonia
They try so hard.

Ottoman Empire

youtube.com/watch?v=T1pczbrbiK0

Music is haram, Ahmed.

>try finding a job
>in greece
good luck with that

BUT IN THE END IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER

hellas is now nordic

Please be trolling.

youtube.com/watch?v=68upjls4SnA

Why did Britain stop making metal?

youtube.com/watch?v=hM4HIfRFq90

because britain produces decent music?

You lads didn't stop making metal, the british punk scene just killed mainstream brit metal. You guys still release good stuff.

youtube.com/watch?v=uqOkWTFmC6w

you posted the wrong link

>implying there's anything wrong with sarpanitum
blessed be my brothers is literally a 8/10 death metal album about the crusades and expelling mudslimes.

>filled with Islamic refugees ruining the place

checks out

I keked

NWOBHM was the last good thing Britain gave to the world of music.

The only new genres pioneered in Britain since then have been various types of beep-boop crap for people to listen to in abandoned warehouses, and London nigger babble ("Grime", i.e. the above+rap)

God damn it.

He obviously meant what Greece was considering it has the 100 metal bands.
.. I hope...

Thats the faroe islands, they are a part of Denmark