Twitter will give user info to Eichenwald

Bad Sup Forums, bad Sup Forums, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when (((they))) come for you, oy vey! google.com/amp/www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2016/12/20/14026546/kurt-eichenwald-seizure-identify-tweet-data-request-lawsuit

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Is anyone surprised?

Name one good thing about Jews... go!

Protip: You can't

>Sends data to (((journalist)))
>Gets an IP and email
>I bet both are throwaway

Has me on the edge of my seat.

Is there even proofs of the guy having a seizure?

I got suspended during their anti righy wing shit recently. My life has improved not being on that shitty site.

If Eichenwald loses can't the user sue twitter for handing over his info to some rando psychopath?

I've missed your tweets @StrThry.

You can sue for anything in the land of the free

>seizure inducing tweet
wut

#freejewgoldstein
If this ever does go to court, I'll start a gofundme for his defense.

What was the tweet that induced kikewald's seizure?

Tweeted a stroboscopic .gif
Pretty evil move, kek

Yeah, I googled that. He is saying it's "assault".

.Gifs dont open automatically on twitter, if he actually suffered from seizures he'd be cautious on the .gifs he opens especially when it looked the way it did.

I bet my whole bank account it gets thrown out in court

Holy shit. This is the funniest shit I seen on this bitch in a minute. 2013 great white shark attack survivors opinion !!

this happened to me when Sup Forums got hold of an admins login for a whole bunch of school websites. all i did was talk about with other anons on twitter and i got forwarded a subpoena from twitter telling me some cops in arizona wanted evrtything on me and other users. >tfw only refered to by handle which was dickpork kek

thi, it literally says the word seizure in the mouse over

If it doesn't, it opens the gate of online shitposting re-qualified as physical assault, thousands of Tumblrinas would clog the courts with claims of receiving PTSD inducing memes.

It doesn't matter because he lied about having a seizure.

>Gifs dont open automatically on twitter

Things play automatically on mine, is it a setting?

Either way, if you can be triggered into an episode like that by something animated, and he had it toggled to ON, that means he will never win a cent in count.

there is a setting, the default is on.

Nice digits.

It was fun. Still on kik. I'm off and on gab

Seeing his face causes me to vomit and shit uncontrollably, brb gonna lawyer up get his IP and sew him up

And the legal consequences of sending someone a legal gif would be? This would get laughed at by the police and instantly thrown out in any courtroom.

Eh, the laziness of the Americanus Obesus Tumblrinus far outweighs their desire to punish those they disagree with.

imagine being the on duty clerk at the police station

"i'd like to file a police report"

"what happened sir"

"someone sent me a picture online"

Those Skypes at Twatter can't do shit about me

there a bogeyman you can blame for why you have a shit life, just like how niggers blame white

Probably hoping to settle out of court for some good goy bucks. This dude is going full sheckels.

Why don't we just make an anti-epileptic (((chrome))) extension and then flood it with japanese robots in a few months

You do realise you'd have to prove he had a seizure, right?

The lawyers are going to have to work hard on this.

>Bad Sup Forums, bad Sup Forums, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when (((they))) come for you, oy vey!

State as my defense that I was suffering from temporary insanity triggered by learning that Kurt Eichenwald trafficked in child pornography yet was never convicted for his crime after the New York Times hired expensive legal representatives to have have him cleared.

I think that would be a good explanation to share with the U.S. news media and potential Jurors.

They already use "utilizing a carriage service to harass or threaten" anyway.

WHERES THE GIF FOR FUCKS SAKE

>the account: Jewberg Shekelstein
>Account name: Morton Silversteinberg
>email address: [email protected]
>From Mongolian IP address

Wow so helpful

Their contributions to science, literature, music, poetry, political science, economics, not to mention their modern tech/computer research and innovation. Israel exports a lot of agricultural tech to poor nations and are on the forefront of renewable power and water technology. We owe the Jews a debt of gratitude.

youtube.com/watch?v=DQq9okyekJ4

>Defense plays the .gif in the courtroom unannounced
>nothing happens
>Eichenwald catches on to the scheme and fakes a seizure
>Preplanted doctor in the gallery confirms its fake.

Isn't that against the terms of service?

IP TRACED BACK TO THE RUSSIANS

IT WAS PUTIN!!!!

>good hasbara m8
0,02 shekels have been deposited into your account.

Jews are a hyper-active version of humanity.
Very talented but very susceptible to greed, lies, and corruption.
Sometimes "superior" species are taken out by "inferior" species due to other forms of competition.
The jews jew too hard and make everyone else hate them. That's a recipe for genocide

The jew did it to him self

>post your face when shlomo gets schlomo'ed

>steal or buy other peoples work
>make people think it's yours
>control all the money
>manipulate everything
Thanks kike

Problem?

it was this

>,
Stop that.

Not arguments

I'll take you up on that

So, where is the gif

his wife said it too, so its 100% legit!

Can we sue journalists with terrible opinions for giving us eye cancer

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Looks like it is time to start turning on the VPN for Twitter now.

Sad!

He's either lying about everything involved regarding pressing charges or he wants to bait the guy into settling.

If the guy refused and took it to court I guarantee he'd drop the charges

One, he didn't file a police report. Two, he doesn't have any record of going to the hospital (how can he prove damages?) Three, he'd have to prove that the .gif itself caused the seizure.

He can't win

saved

Would have been better if it was this.

The goal isn't to take it to court. The goal is oy vey pay me $5000 out of court and we'll call it settled!

I wasn't arguing. I was stating facts about kike.

>mfw i read it as combustions

I don't understand, why wouldn't he open a gif that said "You Deserve a Seizure for Your Posts" from an account named "Shel Goldenstein"?

Mila Kunis
Alison Brie
Lizzy Caplan
Natalie Portman
Kat Dennings
Emmy Rossum
Scarlett Johansson

my sides

X-D kek

Have you been drinking?

oy vey you evil goyim, stop assaulting me, ya racist anti-semiyt

Just noticed tons of people are sending this guy seizure inducing gifs now.

Nothing out of this list is good.

It's an interesting legal question.

This is the second gif like this that he got, so he was "on notice." Gifs also don't start by themselves unless you change the default settings. He would have had to willingly click the gif "You Deserve a Seizure for Your Posts" from an obvious troll account.

you've failed, hasbara

>Do something that results in serious physical harm to somebody
>Oh man those Jews sure are evil

>10 gorillion died in the .gif chambers
Makes me cry everytime :(

>literally assaulting someone over the internet

At least deserves points for ingenuitiy

>Do something that results in serious physical harm to somebody
Can you prove it?

The kike is spreading libel about trump, fucking idiot

>slaughters cow because it's an animal
>looks at the Jews and niggers

And the very first thing the defense will do is check that the guy actually has epilepsy or some other condition that can cause seizures.

>account named Shel Goldenstein sends you a gif that says "You Deserve a Seizure for Your Posts"
>click on it to play it
>have a seizure
>"Oy vey! Call my lawyer, he assaulted me"

>mfw user isnt even American

Good, as an epilepic that was extremely fucked up and crossed the line on so many lines. Too far.

shit i didnt even realize they had suspended you, rip

>Post pic
>get arrested
Wow, those jews sure are good guys.

It's probably some Australian anyway.

>inb4 the Twitter account turns out to be a real-life Jew

This is user's wife posting, you've given him a seizure and we will be sending our lawyers after you and Hiro both.

Say "Dude misclick LOL" and laugh my way outta court.

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What can they do?

I do remember that he actually posted in a thread.

there is a nice jewish diner near my home with a good selection of pickles to suck on!

He still can't prove anything without a police report or hospital records. If he DID have a seizure he can't prove that the .gif caused it.

Only a small percentage of people with epilepsy are even photosensitive. The kike is lying through his teeth

>>Do something that results in serious physical harm to somebody

Its up for a court to decide that tbqh

They are easier to round up and dispose of than Mexicans

In civil court, you don't prove anything. It's based on the preponderance of the evidence. If it's more likely he had a seizure than not, Kurt wins.

The way to think of it is the evidence of both sides is put on a scale, whichever side's evidence is more convincing wins.

Ikr :DDD

Wat are you gonna un-seize yourself.

Nothing is going to happen. The cops and the courts are going to laugh just as hard as Sup Forums did.

The only thing that will happen is Eichenwald's (((lawyer))) will get a little richer and twitter's stock will plummet.

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He posted the shoah. Which triggered granted him the epilepsy of the 6 million.

>that one burgar user who just shat his pants

>In civil court, you don't prove anything. It's based on the preponderance of the evidence

Yet surely the defense can subpoena the relevant medical records that are absolutely central to the case.