I think we all can agree this year (2016) was highly juicey and memetic. These last 8 years have increased in memetic severity by the month. This makes me ponder, will 2017 quell this tide, or will it get even better?
What does 2017 hold for us?
>Trump-induced happenings
>Fucking nothing
>EU falling apart forever
>France civil war 2: algerian boogaloo
Seriously, what does Kek have next in store for us?
Martin Schulz is elected as Chancellor of Germany and this causes not just the EU to collapse but Germany as well.
That user would be a turbohappening.
I hope it happens.
The EU Will dissolve in 2017, if not then 2018.
(((Globalism))) falls apart
CRUSADES 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO BEGINS
The cleansing
PLEASE
WE MUST NUKE MECCA
Nothing less than WW3 will please Kek.
Meme magic will work wonder next year. Kek wills it!
>Apocalypse tier happenings
>The skies turn black with the burning light of flaming swords of angels
>G_D, Kek and whatever gods show up
>Mankind is brought to dark age level population
Then life goes on
>all these one offs
kek laughs at us
obama will launch a nuke and aliens will stop it and call him a fag
>some liberal takes a potshot at the God Emporer
>Hillary has one last effort after 20th Jan and tries to impeach the above, fails, and FBIanon makes one more appearance and the ClintonFoundation is ripped to bits by IRS
>Trump and Putin beat the shit out of ISIL
>THE FUCKING WALL GOES UP, GLORIOUS IN IT'S BUTTRESSES, GUARD TOWERS REFLECTING THE GLORIOUS NEW DAWN, >BONES OF ILLEGALS WHOSE BROWN TIDE SMASHED AGAINST THE MIGHTY EDIFICE BROKEN AND FALLING TO DUST
I hope we uncover/discover/find something about ayy lmaos or some fast travel in space (I'm looking at you meme drive).
We start the purge.
Day of the rake!
After a series of happenings the planet will be pushed to the very brink. There will be famine and war. Tens of millions will die. At the very end, aliens will come. They will enslave a small portion of humanity for experimentations and the rest will be obliterated.
End.
Russia and Turkey will go to war and American prosperity will reach new heights as China's economic bubble pops, causing mass social unrest
Merkel will get elected again.
I am fucking 100% sure.
RIP Hans. It was fun, but...
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the pope will start the next crusade
Soros is kill
Clinton is kill
Trudeau admits he's bi
Trump gets shot on January 20th, but survives and doesn't even feel it.
>Trump gets shot
by a gay immigrant muslim from Canada
>but survives and doesn't even feel it.
absolutely nothing will happen.
Please this kek!
We continue to go to Hell.
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Interment camps and cattle car trains