CZECH REPUBLIC

Daily thread that celebrates the only country in Europe that actually matters.

NO
>Islam
>Germans
>New Germans
>Terrorists
>EU

YES
>Guns
>Nation
>Homogeneity
>Beer

Why is ever other nation in the world so shit compared to Czech republic?

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your national dress sucks

Even nature here is much better than elsewhere. Maybe only New Zealand can rival us.

Redpill me on the Hussites

Giving guns in democratic times is pretty risky

>Guns
You got my attention now

i support

This is Czech folk costume.
The OP pic is probably some Ukrainian minority or something.

>Hus tried to reform Roman Catholicism.
>Bunch of cucks in Vatican didnt like that
>Burned the Jan Hus
>this sparked anti-catholic militia
>Pope called about like 8 Crusades to destroy hussites
>cursades got BTFOd until Hussites turned against themselves.
>30 Years war made sure no form of religious dissent would undergo in Habsburg Keiserreich

What happened to them after that? Why aren't Czechs Hussites or at least Protestant today?

Even Joan of Arc wanted to Crusade them

They went atheist and porn industry instead

Peaceful and cultured people need no repression of freedom.
50% of all Bohemians died in 30 years war.

Since then Catholicism was tied to Habsburg rule. People gradually stopped caring about religion.
When the Empire fell religion in Czech lands was more of a traditional thing than religious.
>Implying French cheerleader had any say about military matters of France

our newest AR pic rel.
its like SCAR but Czech made thus much better.

Forgot pic.

>Implying French cheerleader had any say about military matters of France
Besides being standard bearer she gave a lot tactical advice to her infantry that helped them win battles.

>This is Czech folk costume.
No offense, but these costumes are somehow reminiscent of the costums of the clowns.

>70% atheist
Gay

NO
>Germans

I'm sorry. We still like you.

Is that the Elbe?

still she couldnt even prevent her own allies from burning her
They have a lot to do with Bavarian and Austrian folk costumes if you compare them.
And we all know Germans are just bunch of clowns.

Also the costumes varied a lot region to region.

>And we all know Germans are just bunch of clowns.
And chronic alcoholics similar French. Many do not know, but vodka is the drink of the Gauls, i.e. of the Germans.

>Is that the Elbe?
Doubt that, looks like Eger or some river up in the north west, near Schasen.
cuz Czechlands are mostly flat, only in Bohemian Switzerland and Bohemian Paradise offer some rocks.

South Bohemian folk costumes vary very little from the Austrian ones.

>the only country in Europe that actually matters
you are cool and all and I like you but Czech Republic is a small landlocked country that nobody really gives a fuck about when it comes to international politics. You matter as much as we do, so not much really.

Is pic related any good?

>still she couldnt even prevent her own allies from burning her
>Anti-Joan English propaganda
What allies? She was captured by the enemy and her family was too poor to pay ransom, plus she was charged and convinced for heresy on trumped up charges; all the doing of the English...then depicted her as some kinda witch or prostitute by Shakespeare and beyond for centuries.

>ELEKTRONICKY MORDULEC

>convinced
*convicted

Based Huns

Kutná Hora
Kuttenberg

you will change your opinion on that once Visegrad Union gets unified into Visegrad Empire and you will be ruled by Czechs.

its middle tier uni.
if you wanna have free time and decent education go there.

if you wanna have no free time and graduate to work in some super loaded German company thats gonna make you millionaire go study to ČVUT (CTU in Prague)

I was just going to say, my sister's Polish folk dancing troupe wore almost exactly the costumes in OP's pic related.

>guns

NOT SO FAST, CZECH REPUBLIC! NOT SO FAST.

europa.eu/rapid/press-release_IP-16-4464_en.htm

yet she wanted to crusade peaceful Bohemian lands.

Hussites never did wrong anyone and only defended themselves from Ge*manic crusaders.

Then why your people move to west European countries? If it was good they would stay

Thanks for the advice user.

Surprisingly, it took only 25 years, but is now Czech Republic - "unknown" state for Russia.

>you will be ruled by Czechs

They are staying.

We are one of the most immovable nations in the world.

Only three big emigrations happened
>post 30 years war
When everyone who opposed the Church got prosecuted
(Thats why there is so many Americans with Czech heritage in Texas, Nebraska, Kansas - aka the best US states)
>pre WW1
obviously
>pre 1968
obviously

We actually have one of the lowest emigration rates in Europe

We are not some swarthy Polacks

Thats where the remains of dissidents will go.

better subject yourself now to Pepík rule or start polishing your bones for our Bone Churches.
Your upper middle class that sends thousands of their offsprings here early doesnt think that.

Thank for all those fresh pussies that you bombard us with.

DELETE THIS THREAD.

EVEN EASTERN SHITHOLES GONNA OVERTAKE US SOON.

B A S E D

"upper middle class" not interested in culture of other countries. They only care about money and education.

Somebody gotta show you the way of concoction of atheism and nationalism, and its gonna come from the East.

nobody invited Bongs here.

French can come in np tho. We know you tried back in 1938.

yes most of them are actually leaving soon after they finish their free education in Prague for richer western countries.

cant ever trust a Russkie.

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>cant ever trust a Russkie.
Except for promise and signatures in the contract (borrowed this trick from the Mongols, probably).

No.
If you let Russkie help you, they are gonna take a payment in their 60 years of occupation of your country.

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seems like a lot of beer brands are missing on this map though

But we still don't have the money (besides, it was not the occupation, and the liberation from the Nazis and restore an entire infrastructure after the war). Maybe we should take an example from US - to put puppets in governmen,t get all the money, and buy all the shares of state enterprises.

restored infrastructure?
you mean the one you ruined with your tanks and Czechs rebuilt themselves?

You might be misunderstanding the meaning of occupation.


Yeah we well pretty shit off no matter what would happen after war.
>German occupation
or
>Soviet occupation

I read Ahnenpass and honestly majority of Bohemians and Moravians would be ok. About like 10% would get relocated to Siberia though.

Tho USSR won the war at a great expense of their people, no need to get salty about past.
Winner deserves to do whatever he pleases, even if it may be occupation of its allies.

Here's how. Let's talk about the Czech volunteers on the side of the Nazis, who killed millions of my compatriots. No one forced the Nazis to hide out in Czech cities - all claims to the Hitler.

>German occupation, Soviet occupation
Maybe better go to a Polish prison?

Czech out them babes

Would senpai/10

Did the Czech Republic fought on the side of the Soviet Union? You are not our allies, not confuse. We treat you as friends, but all you betrayed us in 68-m to year when your separatists staged a rebellion.

>no germans
>yes beer
sounds like paradise

id let that landscape grab me by the pussy no problem

There were almost no Nazi collaborators, their numbers were very low.

There was no great number of partisans either.

Czech republic wasnt destroyed or at least Prague wasnt.
A lot of Sudetenland cities got bombed to shit though... but not by Russians but by Americans.
1968 was one sided occupation.

Czechoslovakia was undergoing softening of communist regime, we opened our borders and stuff like that. It was time when communism was
supposed to show its human side. And instead we got tanks in Prague overnight.
There were no protests beforehand, there was no rebellion.
Of course if you are gonna chug a fucking army into our tiny republic we are gonna be salty about that and protest.. thats to be expected.

We were allies. We even had to fuck that nigga Heydrich dead to be recognised by you guys.

pic rel. my favourite functionalist socialist building - Hotel International Prague.

>There were almost no Nazi collaborators, their numbers were very low.
And I'm the Pope. In addition to the soldiers, Czech Republic supplied weapons and money to Hitler.

imagine having a cottage on the riverside in northern Bohemia, your Czech traditional wife running around with your blonde kids.
>nut

Can confirm,been to Czech Republic, it's pretty great.

L U S H

Switzerland is the best you shitbird

>It was time when communism was supposed to show its human side
We owe nothing to anyone. Number of Czech corrupt officials chose to side with US - we stopped it's.

well thats to be expected, we had ammunition, tank, small arms, artillery factories all over Czechoslovakia
and we were incorporated into the Reich as Protektorat about half a year before the war started.

When somebody takes your factories and commands you to work in them and chug out weapons for them or you get shot, ofc you do your job.

here you go all 6 of them
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Czech_collaborators_with_Nazi_Germany

Good thing we got our own Switzerland
Bohemian Switzerland
pic. related.

France didn't actually, documents show France thought Hitler was a nice guy with Polish non aggression treaty.

Nice education you got there lmao

Czech girls are the most beautiful in the world. You guys are lucky getting to look at them all day. I had such a great time there, really cool and friendly people and so much awesome history. What a nice country.

It's like if you took Germans and made them into warm human beings.

I am talking about Münich, French Generals and even PM wanted to come to defense of Czechoslovakia.

British talked them out of it.

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Well to be fair in kind,

Hitler was pretty intent on deleting you first. He did not like your military armaments or airfields so close.

>When somebody takes your factories and commands you to work in them and chug out weapons for them or you get shot, ofc you do your job.
Common excuses. You had surrendered to Hitler a few months, and your people unquestioningly obey all demands of the Nazis.

Also, how are the Sudeten (((Germans))) decedents treated today?

Like the war criminal traitors they are?

I said a few months resistance? Oh, I'm sorry: March 14, 1939, Hitler summoned to Berlin Czechoslovak President Emil Hacha to, and just asked him to accept the German occupation of the Czech Republic. Hacha agreed to it, and the German army marching just entered Czech territory, with little or no resistance from the Czechs.

That was just talk of an imperialist.

He knew he could get Sudetenlands because those areas were almost 100% German.
I dont see problem with that.

When the rest of Czechoslovakia (2nd republic) went heims in Reich, that was kinda dick move.
Even Danzig could be explained, I understand his motives.

Even Hitler himself didnt really believe allies would give the whole Czechoslovakia to the Germany without a shot fired.

There was no Czechoslovak - German war.

France and Britain sold us out in Münich, 3 months later rest of Czechoslovakia got annexed beacuse Slovakia split off and made itself
a Nazi sattelite. Thus making all alliances of Czechoslovakia obsolete. Czechoslovakia did not exist anymore. And the very same day
Slovakia choose to collaborate with Nazis, they invaded us. We didnt fire a fucking shot. It was peaceful occupation, almost the whole war.
Only Jews were prosecuted and people who opposed the regime.
Talk shit, get hit. - applies to Germans
Betray us, get fucked. - applies to Sudetengermans.

We were long alone by the time he called in Hácha, and keep in mind it was an old man.

Hitler told Hácha he would bomb Prague to shit, Hácha had a fucking heart attack, Hitlers personal doctor resurrected him.
Hácha signed the treaty that would make the remains of Czechoslovakia the Protektorat Böhmen und Mähren and issued a command
not to oppose Nazi forces that would swarm the republic.

Need say a special thank you Poland. Stalin asked the Polish authorities to allow passage for the red Army to help the Czech Republic. Poland refused.
All resistance Europe against Hitler looks more like a circus.

oh you asked like this..

They dont exist, they were all chased out to Rührland back in 1945 after the end of the war. All 3 millions of them.

Yea I know,

In Münich we had alliance with France and France in turn with USSR.
we had no alliance with USSR and France betrayed us, and still USSR said they would help us with all they have.
Poland fucked us by not allowing USSR into their territory and Romania as well.
Thank USSR, for at least being there for us, when all the western faggots left.

pic. rel.
Karlovy Vary
aka
Karlsbad.

Then, to complain about the "crimes" of the red army - is ridiculous. Hitler didn't ask your opinion, then why should we? We did not destroy country for helping the Nazis, we helped you survive the war, we rebuilt your entire country.Was it occupation? Maybe, but at that time it was OK, USA did the same, but in less open form.

Good luck to all, I have to sleep

Кapлoвы Bapы
known in Russian. great russian minority in Karlsbad.

oh, Red Army didnt commit any crimes here, or not many.. Negligible number, you won the war for Allies and us as well.
I was talking about 1968 rather, when decaying communism in Moscow killed what could be the new face of communism from Prague.

To be honest, it all went through the ass when Stalin died. In its place came the fool Khrushchev, a native of Ukraine, etc. ( now i went to sleep, good luck)

ye destalinization was a mistake
good night Ivan

good porn

Is V4 the last bastion of hope for European people?

>europa.eu/rapid/press-release_IP-16-4464_en.htm

Fuck this shit, and fuck EU, this bring us back in time:(

Come to Prague and buy an escort, chances are you have already nutted to her at least once online.
Yes.

having your country spit out whore after whore like a slurry factory isn't a bragging point mate

Every country has whores.
Our whores just work offline and online as well.
Search up escorts in Sydney and let your eyes wander.

We have no higher amount of whores than other countries, its just taht our country is tax haven for porn companies so they have higher chance
of hitting it big and getting to the promise land of porn called America.

im not doubting Australia has escorts. Im saying your tiny little country is literally dominating the porn scene. Thats not normal. You're like what south Korea is so nerds but with whores. the whore elite. Masters of the dick.

You know I respect you guys. My syrian cello teacher studied at praug under some of the greats. Tell me how is your language?

Also Czech porn is somewhat of a brand name now even. (Hungarian as well)
So loads of Russian and Ukrainian companies present their ladies as Czech because it brings in the views.
Its just a publicity stunt really.

And loads of girls in the Czech porn are usually Ukrainian as well, if you listen closely to the names or accents you can recognise it easily.

I dont personally care a bit about whores whoring themselves out, thats just a thing whores do.. You cant fight that.
Its good for her that she can get paid whoring herself out instead of going disco to disco and sucking dicks for drinks.

Czech? Its your regular Slavic language, not much to it.

As bad as it is to abandon your country I like the idea of a traditional euro girl in a traditional dress with nice kids. Are you guys Slavic? Also how likely would one of those pretty girls relocate to start a homestead in America?

There are lots of girls that married off to America or live abroad with their foreign husband they do come back often for some celebrations and so on.
Depends solely on the girl dude, I dont know. Of course you will have easier time convincing Prague-born girl than some traditional Moravian las.

Yes our language is Slavic.
But you Americans tend to be fucking ignorant about Slavic peoples and tend to categorize all Slavs as Russians.

Historically we have nothing to do with Russia. We were part of the Holy Roman Empire for 1k years and Austria for the rest for Gods sake.

damn im an american born with both parents czech, I havent been to czech since I was very young. Would love to go back and fuck some czech whores. Anything I should do if i go there soon?

Well, if I were you I would wait until summer and summer fests. thats much better time to visit Prauge and whereabouts.

>t. Christcuck

Top kek the word slave derived from slavs because you were all slaves like niggers. Ill stick to a druid princess thanks.