Its aeroplane not airplane

>its aeroplane not airplane
>football not soccer
>aluminium not aluminum
>birmingham not birmingHAM
>aubergine not eggplant
>beetroot not beet
>lorry not truck
>biscuit not cookie
>car boot not trunk
>car park not parking lot
>nappy not diaper
>dummy not pacifier
>pavement not sidewalk
>cinema not movie theatre
>courgette not zucchini
>ladybird not ladybug
>crisps not chips
>flat not apartment
>pressup not pushup
>full stop not period
>maize not corn
>sweets not candy
>MATHS not math
>motorway not highway
>petrol station not gas station
>postcode not zip code
>railway not railroad
>snakes and ladders not chutes and ladders
>trainers not sneakers
>zed not zee
>wardrobe not closet
>dustbin not garbage can
>jumper not sweater
>autumn not fall
>jam not jelly
>jelly not jello
>porridge not oatmeal

fuck you america you ruin everything

Come at me cunt

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/thread

>aluminum
wtf explain yourself burgers

EVERY FUCKING TIME!

Go fuck yourself.
American English is the dominant form of your own language.
Maybe if Brits all got together and decided to agree on how to pronounce shit people would take you seriously.

/thread

we left for a couple centuries and you limey cunts fucked up the whole bloody language

also
>colour

I have always spelled it this way, what it the "right" way?

>aluminium not aluminum

WRONG

It's only because Americans were too stupid to understand the nuances of the English language that they decided to create Retard English.

Yuropoors BTFO

colour is the right way but some of you dumb cunts spell it 'color'

>adding an unnecessary 'u' to color

For what purpose?

Actual there was a deliberate choice made by Americans after the revolution to speak differently than Brits.
Several indian words naturally came into the vocabulary as well that Brits didn't get

>lorry not truck
I've heard them called "road tractors"

>taking away the 'u' from colour that was always there

for what purpose? why make a word look like it's pronounced wrong

reminder
english is retard german

i tend to spell a lot of my words the bong way for whatever reason, but some of your differences look too fucking French, like

>Manoeuvre

that looks like it just got spat out of pierre's mouth

Because the 'u' shouldn't be their in the first place unless you're pronouncing it like the word "our." American influence on the English language has done a shitton to remove inconsistencies.

American English is it's own language. What is so hard to understand about that?

How has no-one posted that Hugh Laurie pic yet?

Well, someones got their knickers in a twist.

Literally the only reason why British English is so fucked is because of French influence.

Oi bruv u fansee a cheeky pint wiff fa lads m8?

English is a dead language. American is the language of the future.

>being this jealous that someone else is using your language more efficiently than you

>"shouldn't be their"

>takes R's off of words that end in them
>adds them to words that end in vowels

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Everything about British English is having unnecessary shit in there.

America did it right. We tweaked what they did, and perfected it. They're just salty because of our superiority.

you don't say 'your' pronouncing 'our' like you would alone
you say your
just like you say colour
you write it like it should be pronounced 'collore'

>It's londonabad not london

Happy Christmas, you cunt.

pic related

A Sup Forums thread from 6 or 8 years ago. Whats being slid?

suh GAY

we discovered ALUMINUM so it's name is ALUMINUM

nice copyapasta though got me to reply/10

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center or centre ?

when i see centre my immediate thought is

Cen-Tray

more french looking shit wtf bongs

Honestly, it should be 'yor.' There is still a ton of unfucking left to do.

>gets mad at Americans
>posts an image from an American show

I wish you could filter by flag

even mexicans laugh at british english

That's because it's a french word. English borrows many words from French.

>Maneuver vs. manoeuvre
>In American English, maneuver is the standard spelling of the word referring to (among other things) a controlled change in movement or direction. Manoeuvre is the preferred spelling throughout the rest of the English-speaking world.
Every other English speaking country can get it right though. I guess Americans were just illiterate and couldn't figure it out though, spelling it pseudo-phonetically.

>aeroplane
Fucking backwater savages

dont make me clonk ur bonkers

>crooked teeth not straight teeth

Apparently English in England was changed as many printing presses whereabouts in continental Europe, so extra u's were added.

Meant this one, but cheers anyway mate

> it's Woostah not Worcester

most of your news broadcasters are canadian
you never hear a ny or boston accent, never a southern drawl

Came here to post this

>spelled America
>pronounced Americ-er

>sUHgay

I guess that explains why the media is so cucked

NETHERLANDS

HOLLAND IS A PROVINCE

digits!!

fuck france its ENGLISH not FRENCH okay?

Fuck you britian. At this rate your tea is going in the ocean again.

savage m9

FUCKING CONFIRMED

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>mathsematics
fucking retards

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US broadcasters are given favorability if they have the US Midwestern accent, Fallen Leaf

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ITS GAGE NOT GAUGE

Embrace our diversity, you cunt.

% Muslim

kek truly hates fucking canadians

>fuck france its ENGLISH not FRENCH okay?
Well a group of French speaking people did some conquering in England and brought some of their words with them. There are also greek-derived, latin-derived, and german-derived words.

All this redcoat bitching and you didn't even say anything about bell peppers. Sad!

Checked. And you're right about superfluous letters in words, such as foetus vs. fetus.

check'd

How did the standard American accent develop in such a short time?

I'll admit we ruined your language if you admit that you're ruined your country.

the superfluous letters make the word look better, necessary or not

a lesson for americans
this is the letter U
its the 5th vowel
its used in words and very easy pronounce
you have to be culturally backward and retarded to not know how to use it.

next lesson, america did not win ww2 by themselves

fetus looks objectively better than foetus

foetus looks like some kind of foot fungus

BUT!!!

The rest of the world agrees with the LATTER and ***NOT*** "the one stupid snaggle-tooth britbongs use"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Phonetic LOSER!

Masticate a phallus, homosexual!

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Canadian English is worse
I like American English more.

ww2 couldn't have been won without america

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Normans wuz vikangs datspoke Quenya

many ethnicities living in close proximity, while mixing cultures and races.

>looks objectively better
its a subjective opinion don't even try it

you cheeky cunt

I'll remember that when I'm saving your ass AGAIN

Yes but who won the revolution

Only Americans believe this. Germany was already losing in Russia by December 1941.

we use UK English. Even mainland Yuropoors learn UK English in school

Only Americans speak retard English

When was the first?

It's both objectively and subjectively better.

>I hahf chu chip the stcheward foh moi fish n chips ugh you imbecilic Americans! What is this FAH-renheit you speak of?

*sips tea in disdain*

You lost your language to a bunch of hicks.

ussr was well on its way to defeating germany before you got your asses involved

>we're separated by an entire ocean
>they still act outraged when they hear we have different customs than they do

We don't do European things because we're not Europe guys. Get over it.

/thread

pronounce your hard "R"s you lazy fucks

ARGH like a Pirate not Ugh or Ahh

a b c d e f gee, h I j k l m n o pee, q r s t u vee, w x y and
>zed

Fuck you ms. Tibery you stupid fucking bitch.

>taking gramatic advice from a nation that calls their "Mates" a "Cunt" and which calls a "Cunt" ..."Mate."

Dreamtime on the freeway for (You) my Abbo rape-baby.... "mate!"

High-test unleaded fuel is on me bruv!!!