Which one are you?

which one are you?

>old fashioned conservative
-Big on judeo-christian values
-Supports Israel
-Cares a lot about issues like gay marriage and abortion
-Not openly racist
-Probably doesn't like Trump
Community: N/A on the internet
Notable Figures: Ben Shapiro

>The alt-right
-basically reincarnated neo-nazis
-naming the jew
traditionalists out of contrarianism
-memes
-not big on the free market
-racism
-lots of edgy teenagers
Community: Sup Forums
Notable figure: Black pigeon speaks? idfk

>libertarian/ancap
-free market
-legal everything
-reads a lot of old books about economics
-lives for debating normies
-likely fedoralord
-doesn't care about globalization or borders
Community: idk
Notable Figures: idk

>(((civic nationalism)))
-the alt-right without racism and naming the jew
-pays lip service to egalitarianism
-likes to to differentiate "second wave" and "third wave" feminism.
-le God Emperor Trump
Community: r/the_donald
Notable figures: Stefan Molyneux, Milo Yannopoulis

>neoreactionaries
-"dark enlightenment"
-modern day monarchists
-smallest of the subcategories
-hypertraditionalist
-anti-egalitarian, anti-democratic
-writes a blog in a verbose, pretentious, archaic tone
-probably the most intellectually original of the subcategories
Community: a handful of blogs
Notable Figures: Mencius Moldbug

I identify with the first post being the best post.

DEEZ NUTZ

None of the above.

Paleoconservative

not a real thing

bump

how?

youre a 90s larper. the community doesnt exist in any meaningful way now

Neoreaction. It'll take us a while but we'll end up on top again

Alt-right but I'm a sincere traditionalist.

Fpbp
Gotcha m8

>if you aren't popular you don't exist
kek

Why do I have to be labeled one of those?

I am aut-right

I just really fucking hate niggers.

Actual irl hijabi commie, not even meming. Sup guys

Honestly closer to old fashioned conservative than anything else on there with bits of civic nationalism. So I'm just another cuckservative in Sup Forums's eyes.

Paleocons are top-tier, but you're better off being in the moderate wing of the Alt-Right. There's plenty of overlap, anyway.

Kinda, yeah

post hijab

If an ideology has a decline in popularity, it still exists.

>alt-right
>leader isn't bronze age pervert
fukken groace

>libertarian
>Notable Figures: idk
Have you never heard of Ron Paul?

I'm in between civic nationalism and classical

I'm a Catharist

I'm a conservative who does not support funding or supporting Israel, is against gay marriage, is pretty racist just not openly, voted for Trump even though he wasn't my first choice (it was Rand), I am a fan of the free market, but I do not support open borders.

Mixture of old-fashioned conservative and neoreactionary. I would fit more squarely in the neoreactionary category, but I see the merits of old-fashioned conservative. Oh, how I wish there were a party in Canada that were either.

>Not knowing Libertarian God-king

yeah i guess i didnt think very hard. is he still even popular in libertarian circles? I thought he was pretty much a meme now

>Hyperboreans
-Racist
-Supports Israel
-anti-egalitarian, anti-democratic
-Pan-Europeanism
-Antiquarian morals
-sexist

>Old Fashioned Conservatives
>Ben Shapiro
Pick one.
To a real TradCon, Shapiro is a weak Neo-Con
Father Z is to the left of a lot of the TradCons I know.

I second this notion.

We're not one fucking person faggot we don't get along. The only thing uniting us is shitposting and trump.

Old fashioned conservative that loves Trump

Probably more Neo-Reactionary while also a bit alt-rightish.

>judeo-christian values
no such thing

By your terms, I'm a neoreactionary.
I'm a monarchist. But I do not follow that kike Mencius Moldbug and his made up bullshits.

none

> Current year
> Almost the year after the current year
> Ron Paul being remotely relevant

Learn more about the Alt right before you posts about us. We are a make up of most of that list.
>racism
Lurk more faggot.

This Christianity and Judeaism aren't friendly

This.
This meme went too long already.

Well I would sort of fit into the first category if you hadn't mentioned israel.

I don't like kikes, especially those who interfere in how western countries are run.

Came from this thread?

Alt-right/pro-white. Also Molyneux is 100% white nationalist. Every time the muslims do another Truck of Peace he does a 15 minute "remove kebab" rant. His power level isn't even half hidden.

I'm a socialist

I guess alt-right.

>The alt-right
OR
>neoreactionaries
Rest are faggots.

I like his channel, I'm just wary of a Jews intentions.

Hahaha hopefully one day you can run a presidential campaign on this platform.

libertarian but with strong border control, what am i?

Still just a libral faggot.

Rational

None of the above

Sneering imperialist/socialist/egalitarian/liberal/militarist/expansionist

Somewhere between civic nationalist and neoreactionary.

Have you moved out of your parents house yet Che?

Never been too clear on his Jewry. Confirmed? Either way, he browbeats white women into making white babies, which is hilarious.

Libertarian

basically an ancap who understands the importance of police, courts, boarders, and the military.

Notable figures: Ron Paul, Austin Peterson, and John McAfee.

Also, why do alt-righters get mad at libertarians for being tolerant of gays, while at the same time, supporting Donald Trump?

A national one?

>Che
Wrong sort of socialism. I believe in socialistic policies regarding taking care of my people. I believe in benevolent imperialism to take control of failed states and allow them to obtain the same benefits without allowing us to be raped by migrants. Build ourselves up while building them up and taking a slice in the form of a tax on their industry. Exporting success and quality of life.

Donald Trump doesn't support a lot (most?) alt-right things. They like him because he's the closest we've got, and hes actually done something outside of internet shitposting

Let's see if I'm an old fashioned conservative.
>-Big on judeo-christian values
Yup.
>-Supports Israel
Yup.
>-Cares a lot about issues like gay marriage and abortion
Nope.
>-Not openly racist
Yup.
>-Probably doesn't like Trump
Nope.

So that's 3 Yes and 2 No.

>The alt-right
>-basically reincarnated neo-nazis
Nope.
>-naming the jew
Yup.
>traditionalists out of contrarianism
Yup.
>-memes
Yup.
>-not big on the free market
No.
>-racism
No.
-lots of edgy teenagers
I'm not a teenager anymore except mentally, but I'll still count this as a Yes.

So that's 4 Yes and 3 No.

>libertarian/ancap
>-free market
Yup.
>-legal everything
Yup.
>-reads a lot of old books about economics
Nope.
>-lives for debating normies
Yup.
>-likely fedoralord
Yup.
>-doesn't care about globalization or borders
Nope.

So that's 4 yes and 2 no.

>(((civic nationalism)))
Yes to literally all of them, except I DO name the Jew. But so does Milo. Naming the Jew isn't the same as giving a shit about the Jew.

I am not a neoreactionary at all.

Fundamentally contradictory

> not openly racist
> names the jew

I want liberty, but only for people in my country.

Oh, forgot to include what I've decided.

I'm a (((civic nationalist))) who has common ground with the alt-right, old fashioned conservatives, and ancap, but no common ground with neoreactionaries.

Again, naming the Jew isn't the same as giving a shit about the Jew.

Yeah, niggers have a low average IQ and Shlomo tends to have a high average IQ. Niggers tend to be good at sports at Shlomo tends to be good at managing money. Why should any of that matter to me?

I fucking despise libertarians.

I'd fall under either the alt-right or neoreactionary category. In a perfect world I'd be socially liberal because I don't truly care what people do but I recognize that the sum of individual behavior is culture and the more degeneracy is allowed to fester the worse and less reversible it gets. Politics and to an extent economics are downstream of culture. As of right now I don't necessarily have a single cohesive vision, but I tend to favor hierarchy and tribalism/nationalism, and I have fascist tendencies. Like a lot of Sup Forumsacks I have a fascination with Nazis but I'm not a big fan of Hitler or Himmler and if the Holocaust happened as described I think it was retarded as a solution and definitely backfired and fucked Europe for a long time.

>Judeo Christian values

When will this meme die? Jew values are nothing, I repeat nothing like Christian values and absolutely the polar opposite of Protestant work ethic.

Christians work hard and help others to add to gods kingdom on earth and in heaven.

Jews parasite off of others hard work to increase their shekels.

>>libertarian/ancap
>-reads a lot of old books about economics
lol not enough I guess

>The alt-right
-not big on the free market
this is where I would disagree, I think that most alt-righters would take a position similar to trump's, i.e. for free trade, against unfair trade

mostly alt-right, with some NRx and libertarian elements

No such thing as alt-right. There is right and wrong and I am always right

I've never understood the "LET THE STRONG EAT THE WEAK AND THE WEAK BE CONSUMED" as a social policy. I mean, fuck. If you're not in favor of your own people being taken care of, what the fuck are you doing? There's no sense of pride. No sense of duty. No sense of loyalty. You're not a part of the nation. You just exist in it and want to exploit it for your benefit.

...

I don't mind the gays. I just hate sluts and divorcees tbqh.

>There's no sense of pride. No sense of duty. No sense of loyalty. You're not a part of the nation.

Why take pride or develop a sense of duty for the land mass you just happened to have been born on. There is no kindship between me and my neighbor unless I make a point to forge a relationship with him. We aren't countrymen, we just happen to share a country

Gays always agitate for far left causes, uncontrolled immigration, etc.
I used to not care about them, but now they're proselytizing kids at schools with their faggotry and gender theory. They are breaking fundamental building blocks of identity to replace them with nothing, its unacceptable. They need to be contained.

Don was as edgy as could be and still win. Plus he's a shitposter, and the best option by far.

Probably closest to "old-fashioned conservative"

>Supports Israel
Kingdom of Jerusalem when?

>Social Issues (gay marriage, abortion)
I would be lying if I didn't say relative to other people I find these issues to be a pressing concern.

>Not openly racist
I'm just not racist, I see it as bad reasoning to an extent. Prejudice has utility however if you approach any problems systematically preconceived notions should be left behind. I would call myself culturalist, if you come from a certain cultural background I take my prejudices to more often than not be justified.

>Probably doesn't like Trump
Wasn't my first choice, but endorsed him, supported him, love him, and voted for him.

>Ben Shapiro
Literally hate the man, no principles, no honor, and flows with the tides of history.

>Black Pigeon Speaks
>alt-right
Pic related

Alt-right, all day.
NAME THE JEW! Western society is finally recognizing Jewish chicanery.
Christians are the true decedents of Abraham, through the seed of Jesus Christ, and the great Jewish scheme to lead us astray from the Lord into degeneracy and sin is becoming exposed to more people every day.

Spoken like a true libertarian.

>Why take pride or develop a sense of duty for the land mass you just happened to have been born on. There is no kindship between me and my neighbor unless I make a point to forge a relationship with him. We aren't countrymen, we just happen to share a country
You share a language, history, value system, religion (ideally), were exposed to the same entertainment and media influences growing up, education, and civil rights.
Spend an extended period of time living in another country, or even move from the coast to the central US, and you will see learn what a nation really is.

Neoreactionary without the monarchy bullshit or the try hard lingo.

Maybe if your country were only 50km wide. How close do Texans feel to Californians on election day?

Probably a mix of alt-right and neoreactionary.

Fuck these people. They've done nothing but give me shit every waking moment of my life. Give me a reason to feel any sense of kinship with them. You cant. You ask me to just love my the fucks around me who do nothing but make my life harder because some brown menace exists over seas. Unless the guy next door is a blood relative, I consider him every bit as foreign as the brown menace

Also, fuck your social contract.

you're a donald trump voter

I see nothing wrong with this post, and yet I don't know if I agree with it completely

Consider how that HAS BEEN the social "policy" in the last 3.5+ billion years
Do you think it is the duty (or rather, the wise move) of any intelligent governing body to implement policies that somehow... remove these tendencies of human nature?

>without the monarchy bullshit

nigga what?

As a Newenglander, I consider everyone in this country to be my countrymen. Even if I disagree with them and want to fucking maim them because of how wrong they are at times, I'd still take a bullet for any of them. Because they family.

Precisely.
Even Rome wallowed in its social programs and its sense of unity and identity. The core foundation of societies. Of civilization. It's what libertarians actively work to chip away at.

>We aren't countrymen, we just happen to share a country
Christ.
And that's the problem, isn't it? The lost sense of identity. You're molded by the culture around you, which was built upon centuries of history, trade, politics, ancestry. Your family gave you what you had. The society gave you and your family provisions, culture, boundless innovations in health, technology.

Yet you reject it all for some shanty-town pipe dream.

>who do nothing but make my life harder
because some brown menace exists over seas.
What? nobody is talking about the brown menace

You already have a kinship with them, you just dont realize it. Move to a nonwestern country. You will never fit in, you will be lonely, you will realize how a nation is a community.

So in a time of war they are your countrymen, but how about when it comes to welfare? Are you still family when some one decides that they can't afford to have more kids, but has them anyway?

U heard me bitch. I ain't want no kangz or queenz.

>I'd still take a bullet for any of them. Because they family.

People you dont know, who you will never know and who will never give a single fuck about you. And you want to take a bullet for them? I'm sorry user, that just comes off as idealistic drivel.

>true american conservative
not this stupid RINO neocuck boomer bullshit but basically the views of a pre (((communist))) infested USA. solid European Traditions coupled with the American capitalism ect.

Neoreaction is literally just kangz and queenz with some alt-right and libertarian talking points tagged on

>Idealistic drivel

Someone remind me why libertarians are not just as helicopter-ride-worthy as leftists?

Pinochet idolized Milton Friedman.

HELICOPTER MAN IDOLIZED A JEWISH LIBERTARIAN.