NOT OUR PRESIDENT YET, DRUMPFKINS

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Getting nervous again, Drumpfkins? Get used to saying MADAM PRESIDENT next month!

Practice on the thread right here, MADAM PRESIDENT!!!

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How many times does this man have to win. The presidency before you get it.

>Hilldawg unzips her pantsuit, her wrinkled flab spills out
>"Aisha darling, come service your Mohammad," she says
>Huma pretends to be excited
>Bends down to the floppy, withered, stinking flaps
>Gently pushes the colostmy bag out of the way
>Hillary grabs her hair, forces her face into the putrid, yeasty mess
>"LICK ME DRY," Hillary barks admist a coughing fit
>Huma extends her tongue, and thinks of the money
>Millions upon millions could be hers, someday
>That carribian island
>That life of luxury
>The boundless wealth of the money-laundering Clinton Foundation could be hers, if only she plays her cards right
>The colosomy bag detatches from the stoma
>A trickle of filth runs out the hole
>"LICK THE STOMA," Hillary growls admist another coughing fit, taking a swig from a bottle of gin
>Huma winces, wrinkles her large arab nose
>Extends her tongue into Hillary's stoma, tries not to gag
>Suddenly, a knock at the door
>"I'm BUSY!" screeches Hillary
>"Madam Secretary, it's urgent," says the aide
>"I don't care," shouts Hillary
>"But Madam, the... the news has reported Trump won Florida, Texas, and Minnesota,"
>"WHAT?!" screeches Hillary, slapping Huma's fecal-stained face out of the way
>"Madam, it's... no longer possible to win."
>Huma wipes the intestinal filth from her face onto the satin sheets
>She realizes it was all for nothing
>Years of debasing herself in exchange for wealth and power
>Hillary flies into a drunken rage, starts throwing lamps and ashtrays around the room
>The screeching is deafening
>All for nothing
>IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING

As much as he has to win before the CIA finally exposes him, Drumpfcuck.

F

fucking hell, is that how it really went down?

Drumpf didn't win Minnesota though.

Texas will be blue in 2020 though. #HillYes2020

F?

Is that the letter you Drumpfcucks will make when this happens, increasingly nervous Drumpfkin?

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I like the part where they mention there have been more faithless electors than ever but neglect to mention most of them failed to vote for Hillary

Doesn't matter, Drumpf will lose the election right here. Remember, Congress has the power to go with the will of the people if we convince them quite enough!

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This is why Drumpf didn't get more faithless electors, get some!

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Hillary pepe always makes me laugh because they are obvious shitposts that are so easy to predict.
>drumpfkins
>its not over yet
>Sup Forums btfo!
>MADAM PRESIDENT

Except I'm not shitposting, kid. Get a load of this. It's actually possible, Drumpfkin

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>will of the people

the will of the people is to elect trump, and it already happened

Except Drumpfkin, how many times do we have to tell you that Hillary won the popular vote?

Does it strike a nerve on you, Drumpfkin?

Out of all of this I am perplexed the most by the use of the word "Drumpfkin." It's like trying to hurt a white guy's feelings by calling him a cracker. It just doesn't work. I can make up a name for Clinton supporters...a snoobletybop. OK so now all Clinton supporters are snoobletybops. That'll show them.

2/10 for making me reply

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Are you kidding me? Everyone laughs whenever someone says "Drumpf" because the majority of the world outside this echo chamber realizes how ridiculous he sounds.

America is now a laughingstock to the rest of the world, you Drumpfkins perpetuated that notion.

That dog looks the canine version of Drumpf himself.

You're still a loser tho

Yeh, and while a direct dopamine trigger is great, we would really like you to stop pushing it. Even joy must come in moderation.

You're on a board full of losers, kid.

And I'm a writer and layout editor for digital publication. What's your trade, Drumpfcuck?

second post is best post. DID WE JUST JUMP TIMELINES AGAIN?!

Drumpf is done for

I make 3D printed models for prototyping and modelling.

pt. 2

This is great. Keep it up OP

The more their hopes rise the harder they will fall. Once Trump is officially sworn in their spirits will be utterly crushed by despair, and that is the sweetest victory of all

Being mean online is joyful though. And you Drumpfkins are very fun to trigger

Wait, you are being mean?

The United States is a Republic not a democracy.

Push hard doggo

Great South Park episode! Can't wait, let's make it happen. 2017 should have more white oppression along our ways!

Indeed. Spread the word loud and clear here. I sure can't do it alone.

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Push hard doggo

Congress wants her in prison, you think they would give her presidency? Fucking Leftist

hillary literally lost three times. I never knew her supporters were this pathetic and delusional.

It's just getting sad at this point

Push hard doggo

I don't know why the left gets their hopes up
He's president, accept it

This made me want to puke

Sup fellow hilldawg! This plan is ok but I have a feeling it won't work. What's our plan b????

Better to spread it on normiebook then. Regressive leftards don't hang around here and thus we can't prop them up for another disappointment with a thread on Sup Forums

Bane was right, the truest torture is the illusion of hope. Thankfully lefties are addicted to the stuff

Yeah, isn't it fun?

But the United States SHOULD be a Democracy as the current Democratic Order should expect us to act democratically as a nation.

Obama was the key person into making America democratic, Drumpf is going to turn us into an ethno-nationalist neo-isolationist state well against the notion of direct democracy.

Aww. its like watching the bernouts all over again. Donate harder, Bernie can still win even though he doesn't have any super delegates. Maybe if you just phonebank a few hours more than yesterday and donate your entire paycheck you might get a future to believe in.

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Grow the fuck up, jesus. You guys lost.

THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG

PUSH HARD DOGGO

Ehhmm, sure? You don't seem to understand how being mean works, but that's all right.

These threads are just getting funny now

You know they realistically can do that, right?

More like sane and realistic.

What's sad is you accepting a Russian-bought politician towards the Democratic order of the world.

Below can still stop him

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So you had more pawns when you got Check M8, you still didn't win

PUSH HARDER DOGGO

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Keep trying Drumpfcuck, I got all day with you!

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I can't wait until their "headquarters" collapses.

>not or president yet
That is more than Hillary can say. She's stil lstuck at
>not our president ever

Hey look, it's Donald Drumpf the Dog Edition!

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wow, it's fucking nothing

>turn us into an ethno-nationalist neo-isolationist state well against the notion of direct democracy.
And that's bad because...?

PUSH HARD DOGGO

BERNIE STILL HAS A CHANCE AT THIS

>OH NOES ITS A JEWISH CONSPIRACY!!!

No, it's actually an opinion-based work of journalism that can be implemented into a more broader story for the people to be aware of and how they can capitalize on that to effectively keep Drumpf out of office.

Do you realize that the CIA Russia story is still getting spread day by day? This will haunt Drumpf for weeks until they finally reveal him as the Russian plant he is, threatening world democracy and putting the globe at a halt.

This presidential race has more twists and turns than an epileptic snake.

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