Who else /no friends, no job, no car, no gf/

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> POL related

Kys

thought for sure this would be a leafpost

Let it all out.

Me except I have a shitty job. Im tempted to become a full neet though. Wagecuckery is running my patience thin.

Hook a GF on AOL

Just go to /r9k/ dude. We desperately need non-tranny threads. Jesus fuck, why do people treat Sup Forums like it has no board topic?

This
come on senpai, iktf but still
sage

I've got an internship.

yep

>who else /no friends, no job, no car, no gf/
I'm a Black man and know how you feel,user.
But I have friends and I fuck white boys lonely white GFs when they at work and They give me their BF's money when I want it plus they drive me around.

Nm I don't know your feels,user.

becuase pol is "my people" r9k are just betas

Sup Forums and /r9k/ are the same fucking people. We have the same exact threads on each board every fucking day. If you don't see /r9k/ as "your people" too you're a new fag and not an anonymous because it's board on this fucking site too.

GO BACK TO /R9K/ YOU ABSOLUTE WASTE OF SPACE AND OXYGEN PIECE OF SHIT

lol

Don't you talk to him like that, I'm in the same position you fucking Dutchfag.

dont you fucking talk to dutchfag like that you fucking faggot ill put you on the news

Yeah seriously. Everyone on every board on Sup Forums is a social outcast of sorts.. Except for Sup Forums. Sup Forums insist's it's a Fortune 500 CEO that plays professional football in it's spare time and has sex while shit posting on Sup Forums all day.

> tfw friends, parents helping me get a job, buying a car tomorrow, and a qt girl at church who was flirting with me but I don't trust women and just want her to leave me alone but I still flirt with her because its fun and then I feel sad knowing that I will never actually love someone again

Another Sup Forums thread on Sup Forums

Can't you tell this is one of of those High Quality threads the Anonymous Manger was talking about on /qa/.

It will all be over soon enough

See it as an opportunity
Research shows that those who do not drive have stronger character, less likely to be swayed by superficiality, etc

No wife, no kids. Lucky you. You can be yourself all your life, do as you like, explain to no one, spend or save your own money, take trips when you choose, live where you choose, as you choose etc. and avoid all the worry and heartbreak

No friends. You know you could have dozens of superficial associations overnight if you chose. So you're an individual who doesn't run with the pack. You're brave enough to walk alone. You're choosey and that's a good thing

Count your lucky stars OP

Me except i have friends

How do i get a gf

By a escort to take places and make it seem like you have a GF and they will increase your overall value to the opposite sex.

Learn to code at codeacademy.com

Why don't you have a job though?
Its really not hard to get a job in retail, for example. I worked it for over ten years and I met some of the stupidest, fattest, least hygienic people you could imagine.

That's the real key too, a job. Get a job and the rest will come after but none of it will come before.


I've been at my new workplace for one month and made about six new mates and been offered two nights out. That's the best way to meet girls too, through friends.
I also have easily enough money to pay for my car, my rent, taxes, energy bills, food etc.

Seriously just get a job.

This is beautiful.

Do I just walk in and talk to the manager?
I'm too spergy for this sort of shit. I was complete shut in NEET except i have a car

Dude I always get temp-banned when I report. No more help from me, sorry mods.

This is delusional rather

>tfw married
>tfw good job 150k/yr
>tfw social with lot of friends
desu i shitpost on Sup Forums cuz it's hilarious how triggered you racists get
Threads like this though just make me sad for you.

Really fires up them neurons yeah.

if I told you that for a 100$ transfer I can help you, would you do it?

>Self employed, have job offer for $50,000.
>Am 20 years old.
>Have car, plus project car.
>TFW no gf.

Am I a normie?

That you can't see it's satire is why it's beautiful.

also no friends

>says the delusional mongrel neet browsing a racist board at 8am a wednesday alone in the dark
If you were anything you said, trust me mongrel, you'd have plenty better things to do

we all know that feel OP

same offer for you

Not working at the moment, studying computer programming from home. Back at my mums which at my age is a bit sad but I have a completely separate part of the the house, kinda like a self sufficient studio apartment. I could count my real friends on one hand, easy. All my Facebook 'friends' are 'fair weather' friends only. I wouldn't do shit for them and they wouldn't do shit for me. Most of them are SJW fuckheads anyway... no girlfriend at the moment and haven't been laid in a looooong time. I'm not overly concerned though I've always done okay with women...

Can't help but feel like life has peaked... meh

what?

He wants 100 shekels in order to mail you a Bible. It's a common ruse for the downtrodden simpleton.

You're lucky. I'm married.

k I'm drunk af atm

no bibles
but we will solve whatever problem you have
will be your friend until you get better and will help you move on

I had a job but I quit due to a bunch of bullshit with my boss trying to take advantage of me, that and I dated a co-worker that ended terrible. Now I'm 30, unemployed, only have $10 in my pocket, using my brothers deodorant because I'm out, eating free food a neighbor gave me, I live in my Dad's basement, only have $5000 in savings so I'm using it to get a cdl and drive trucks cause I hate office environments and no getting a job is a pain in the ass when you're a former NEET and have to bullshit them about 7 years of your life you spent "volunteering". Instead of volunteering I spent every waking moment in despair, drinking and smoking heavily, eating junk food and getting fat. I started to lay around and watch Illuminati videos all day and night. I was a NEET since 14 cause i was expelled 6,7,8 and 9th grade and didn't work a job or do shit.

I'm not worried about it though, could be worse.

>have a 10yo Honda (dad's old whip passed to me)
>have a handful of friends but never hear from them
>have no gf
life is truly suffering said the Buddha
the trick is to master the suffering and into immortality

>he thinks it isnt pol related

Praise the Lord, ah! Accept Jesus into your heart and you'll finally find happiness. A job, friends, and virgin wife will appear within 7 days, or your money back.

Fake russia pls

It's not. It's /soc/.

I said no but you seem to unable to comprehend even 2 letter words
please be quiet mongoloid

oh yea, i smell like dogshit too

Sounds like you've got the Devil in you, heathen. How would you like me to help you? What would you say if I could change your life for $100?

I don't have any of those, but I've had three girlfriends and five sex partners, and have been told I'm gorgeous and a perfect boyfriend by every girl I've ever met. At least I have my looks and 6 inch dick and I'm not a virgin or socially awkward. Literally everybody I know IRL except for a heroin addict I sometimes get adderall and subutex from is a completely hedonistic barely conscious subhuman mongrel deserving of extermination. Maybe I'm an unlikeable psychopath?

>I have a car
>I am the gf

Living the life

just took a shit and my penis touched the inside of the loo REEEEE

I have a few friends, a job and a car. If this post ends in repeating numbers, I'll get a girlfriend.

kek

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having a smart friend to talk to everyday who is thinking of ways to help you, to encourage and emotionally support you is much better than anonymous crying on fagchan and is certainly worth a 100. Your decision, Im here for 10 more minutes.

meh, decent job with good pay and lots of holidays, have a car and place to live. Some friends but no gf.

Not that bad

I'm not from

>have a job
> have a 1994 Toyoyta pickup
>no gf

I'm a 32 y/o khhv...and I have 37k in credit card debt...

He can talk to Jesus for free. Stop trying to jew this depressed faggot out of $100

report and sage

We need to red-pill neets.

All you have in this world is muh dik.

How about you go rub your hands together in a gas chamber where you and your ilk belong? You're not a therapist nor do you qualify as a life coach you dirty Jew cuck. Please kys for preying on the socially inept.

my offer is honest and rare, I only made it because I know exactly that I can help. But I need a hundo asap.

Me too OP. You are not alone. I keep praying to God that he will bless me the right girl who won't hurt me.

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>daily reminder..life sucks until you grab it by the pussy.

I will be your friend

>better to be alone than to live a lie.

praying for u

what do you know about me?
thats right
and do you know that a friendship is born out of mutual help? I help you and you help me.
I know I can be there for you in the ways that I have described above but not exclusively. I have a long history and deep knowledge of human relationships and can offer tons of advice. To keep it mutual I need help too, Im stuck in a foreigh country with no money till in 3 weeks and no way of getting any before then. I need some for holidays... 100 is minimum.

ouch

me