I should quit coming to Sup Forums. I hate you fucking faggots so much for what you did to me.
I was in my late 20s and still living with my parents. I had a job, but my parents wanted me to save up some money for a down payment on a house.
I was browsing here, having some laughs, and some guy started posting black penises. He was trolling Sup Forums.
I fucking clicked the topic to report him, and then I heard a noise. I lived on the second story and no one could see in my window so I left the blinds open, and it just so happened a family friend was behind me on a ladder (He was checking the roof because my parents wanted the roof replaced.)
He was looking at my monitor, and when I turned back and looked at him he averted his gaze. He saw me, with a black penis on my computer screen, sitting alone in my room. The dude must've thought that I was a fucking FAG.
I'm pretty sure he told me parents, because they started acting weird around me. How do I explain looking at a black penis on my fucking computer? I couldn't, they're fucking baby boomers. They barely know what google is.
Fuck you Sup Forums, for making my parents think that I'm a faggot. I fucking hate you guys.
Easton Johnson
that is not where i thought this was going
Adam Moore
Those your pearly whites
Colton Hernandez
You don't have to open pictures or enter threads to report them.
Hudson Diaz
>think
Cameron Peterson
...
Xavier Cox
Lol OP that's it?
Thomas Gray
>nobody could see in my window >knew about roof check K
Luke Cruz
kek you fucking faggot
Jacob Bennett
I know that feel. People see things out of context and just jump to conclusions.
Lincoln Price
This one time. I took a piss. And no protective vaginas were around. So my cleaning lady saw my penis and she said im a fag because i shook out my pee and a woman wasn't doing it and this has ruined my life so i got my family together a fucked a male prostitute in front of them
Connor Richardson
>Sup Forums in a nutshell
Camden Moore
This is a quality leafpost. I lel't irl tho m8 t(y)
Hunter Jackson
Well, did you LIKE looking at the black penis that was on the screen?
Dominic Smith
you can still fix this shit tell your parents you were looking at modern art projects
Daniel Walker
Faggot
Easton Jackson
Would it have been better if it was a white penis?
Kevin Bailey
>You friend doesn't know you browse Sup Forums. >Not making sure that nobody can walk into view of your computer screen without you noticing in time to move off it. The answer is simple: be honest with your parents and tell them that you are a massive faggot. As OP, to say anything else or anything more would be a blasphemous mark on your reputation.
Michael Miller
To/10 would leaf
Liam Cooper
Another Sup Forums thread on Sup Forums
Isaac Brooks
visiting blacked.com and blaming this respectable moroccan to french translation site, for shame