So it goes to the government as opposed to private business etc., and I'm sure some of them send it home but you're right it wouldn't be much
If they wanted to do something legit then they'd go after pensioners/disabled carers instead of the unemployed, address negative gearing and dismantle this country's obsession with property
Aaron Powell
When the first happens, the rest will follow
Robert Reyes
>Average weekly earnings - $1516
fug m8s im well below that
Ethan Davis
They shouldn't get benefits while out of the country, and if they leave the country to secure a job, or have to travel for family member funeral or any other list of legitimate reason where they may still require payments coming in when they return. I understand all the hate for people that lie on means test to get more but I I don't understand the hate for people out of work, that's what the dole was there for in the first place. And if people decide they want to live on it I say let them because they're probably degenerate stoner fucks anyway and I don't want them working.
Oliver Torres
pic related.
Hunter Jenkins
ALP needs to get rid of Shorten asap Australians will never get over their hate boner for unions
Jordan Foster
No, if you have a centrelink debt, meaning you claimed money you weren't entitled to and got caught, AND you don't make plans with the government to pay it back, THEN you can't leave the country.
All you have to do is ring up and say "yeah I'll pay 50 a fortnight till it's paid" and you're done.
Regardless, I have no respect for autismbux fucktards and fully support ALL centrelink recipients being prevented from taking holidays. Also buying alcohol, drugs, ciggies, or getting tattoos. Mandatory drug testing would be cool.
Thomas Ortiz
Exactly user.
Elijah Brooks
Remember when this man, who set up strategies to ensure that Australia was the only country in the world that made it through the Global Financial Crisis completely intact, and who promised a nationwide broadband network with super-fast speeds that would cost approximately 31 billion U.S. dollars, was stabbed in the proverbial back by his own political party, after which his party lost the election to a government that offered a heavily "watered down" national broadband internet network...
... and, 9 years later, the NBN Corporation working on this inferior network, had to be "bailed out" by the same government that offered the "watered down" version, to the tune of over 14 billion U.S. dollars, causing the single-worst infrastructure disaster in this nation's history...
... while a significant proportion of households in rural areas have to put up with approximately 5mbit connections and frequent disruptions (with a permanent latency of about 0.6 seconds because, you know, SATELLITE)?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Nolan Wood
Fuck you idiot there's more unemployed then there are jobs and there's more brown immigrants coming in every year than there are jobs too
The fuck do you want us to do, make jobs out of thin fucking air. I can't even start a business I have no money for one and everything is over regulated with cert 1,2,3,4,5, whatever and red tape.
Seriously fuck yourself and fuck these politician cunts, WWIII when? I won't even fight for these cunts I'll turn traitor straight away
Wyatt Rodriguez
I can forgive all those but I will not tolerate them banning OTC codeine.
I'm voting Greens next time.
Jayden Perez
>boomers
That would be your parents/grandparents
Just demand they let you live with them, say they're adopting American bullshit if they go "no you have to live on ur own"
Hunter Allen
always starts off like that and they always expand it.
see: Data Retention Laws.
the "Howard Method". Little by little so the dumb fucks dont notice.
Now we are using the courts/new laws to catch pirates.
See First Image.
Dylan White
>be American >Trump will only ban immigrants from the muslim world, not muslim immigration
man I wish our immigration policies were stronger, why is Trump such a cuck only banning all nigerians and arabians instead of all muslims in general?
Hunter Powell
>greens >not one nation
Fuck off traitor.
Henry Long
agreed
Ian Davis
Fucking over rudd was the single worst thing that happened to this country
It's been nothing but a clusterfuck of bullshit, backstabbing leaderships changes and greedy shortsighted political plans meant to benefit the elites since then. We haven't had a decent leader in almost 10 fucking years
Liam Gomez
FUCKING AUSTRALIAN NIGGERS FIX YOUR TFN SITE OF SHIT
I HAD TO PERSONALLY GO TO THE POST OFFICE BECAUSE YOUR SHIT WEBSITE IS UNDER MAINTENANCE SINCE LAST WEEK
HOW CAN A HONEST MIGRANT WORK IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOU DONT GIVE THEM THE MEANS TO WORK?!
Christian Gonzalez
It takes in to consideration if you travel oversead for temporary reasons. It's literally to stop cunts living overseas and collecting the dole.
David Campbell
whos worse? dole bludgers or mining companies and gina
Christopher Russell
I don't care what slippery slope you conjure up, I am sick of drug addicts and bogans siphoning money out of the system.
It's supposed to be a safety net. I have been on welfare in the past, but only ever for a couple of months before getting a new job.
People should always remember that the money centrelink gives you came out of other people's pockets. It's there to help you get back to being a productive member fo society.
Jaxson Hughes
>honest migrant Honest people don't get to work in this country.
Hunter Howard
To be honest it's probably becauae Trump knows he can get away with that. Hanson most likely will never get elected on that platform because it's too extreme. Only way she'd have a chance is if ISIS carries about a bunch of significant attacks on us in the next few years.
Angel Perry
they are all fucking scum and will be dealt with
Carter Adams
Our only hope is for Cory Bernardi to rally the paleo-conservatives in the Liberal Party to leave the party and form a new coalition with Pauline Hanson's One Nation. These cocksucking career politicians like Turnbull who believe in nothing need to be humiliated and permanently removed from any positions of authority.
Let's face it, the Liberal Party is ideologically bankrupt and lives on as nothing other than a vehicle for ambitious, unprincipled idiots to shmooze their way up the ladder to gain rents and influence. There is no major difference between the entity in its current form and the modern technocratic neoliberal face of the ALP.
Joshua Young
Why is that
Elijah Anderson
ALSO FUCK U JEW
Logan Reed
>wants a fucking ranga as pm
Carter Hall
so fuck all the old, sick, disabled, etc cunts right?
pic related.
Luke Rogers
You need to lie about having gorillion years of experience and enjoy the benefits of nepotism regardless of your skills to get even the simplest job.
Ryder Cooper
I'm bloody sick of career politicians. Lawyers and fucking investment managers need to be bared from gaining office.
Jayden Flores
ALSO NO FUCKEN JOBS
pic related
Jace White
And if he pushed for more he would have been shot like JFK.
William Scott
Old, legitimate sick and disabled sure but everyone else kick em to the farms.
Anthony Rodriguez
Fair enough, I mean those with the means to work who don't.
Also those assholes who get money because they act like a spastic in front of a psych and get diagnosed with autism purely to get autismbux.
Robert Morales
I will work as a slave in a farm anyway
Grayson Wright
doesn't matter. Say you have a couple gorillon years of experience in slave work and you should be good to go. Honesty doesn't pay for some reason
Oliver Watson
Do you have a cert IV in farming and 2 years experience
Bentley Powell
Not once have I ever had an issue getting a job.
I got myself a security licence when in uni, and that is easy work whenever I want. Had my RSA and RCG before that, sometimes had to look for a few weeks but always found a job wit that.
Got a degree, work is available whenever I want. Heck last time I lost a job I had 3 people offering me casual positions in retail. I applied to woolies in high school, and they came back saying I am elegible for mroe than 20 jobs and to pick some so they can arrange interviews.
If you can't find work, you are NOT looking.
Kayden Cooper
There are jobs in the county no word of a fucking lie. Ask farmers.
Christian Morris
400,000 of 750,000 Kicked off Newstart 31,000 Kicked off Disability Support Pension and moved onto Newstart 5,000 Carers kick of carers allowance and moved to Newstart
As the first image states... more to come.
Yeah thats fair mate.
Meanwhile Cherov (Caltex) paid $264 tax on $1.7 billion in sales.
Go fuck yourself.
Lucas Richardson
Niggers i dont know hwat youre talking about but farming work in australia is kinda known. A lot of people go and work in farms, its not a big deal really.
You dont need certifications and shit for most of them
David Harris
I wuz making a joke
Trump promised to ban immigrants from countries with frequent terrorism, rather than muslims in general
The statement about terrorism gives him a wider range of countries to ban than just banning muslims, meaning he can ban India if he feels like it
People who thought he was compromising got played
Josiah Smith
>It's there to help you get back to being a productive member fo society.
No, make me
Ian Bennett
How fucking dare a business be successful. God forbid someone makes too much money. You're a fucking leech and wouldn't shed a single fuck if you became homeless
Gavin Cruz
yea it only requires being a migrant that the farms can employ for cheap. Try being a local and see resumes thrown to the pigs.
Brayden Wilson
>I can get jobs easy >so fuck everyone else
Grayson Bell
fucking this
Nathaniel Wilson
JFK was killed because Johnson wanted to be president
Same with Reagan and Bush
Never pick a VP more ambitious than you, that's why Obama picked Biden and not Clinton
Daniel Brooks
Businesses should probably pay their taxes
Deport the chinks, make Australia white again, the poor people can do the jobs the chinks were doing
Australia wins
Alexander Flores
Yeah you do, how will you get to the farm anyway. Do you have your own car that's fully insured as well as your full license
William Lee
what, like commbank.
Kayden Williams
>yea it only requires being a migrant that the farms can employ for cheap.
Implying i dont know my rights and have everything certified and shit
>they wont employ you then!
I will keep looking then
Th farm i got suggested has places where people can sleep
I will live like a dog but whatever
Evan Butler
In the Maranoa electorate everyone votes for the LNP because they literally think wind turbines will destroy the economy. Retarded drones
Samuel Sullivan
I wonder if you're the same gen X piece of shit that always comes into these threads but now you've changed your story to a different one so you can keep being a shit cunt trolling everyone
Joseph Cox
>$1.7 billion in profit >Pays $264 in tax >Fookin welfare leeches kent how dare they take our tax dollors fooking shit kents aye lad
What are you fucking retard, when I was on youth allowance that $264 was my fortnightly payment
Colton Lewis
>Have to live like a slave on a farm for minimum wage because no jobs
If australia is this third world I might as well just kill and rob people for money. Who knows maybe I can start a drug cartel and call it aussie zetas
Ian Brown
>hire and pay lawyers thousands to circumvent stupid tax laws >get mad at business instead of government You dolt.
Charles Moore
AHAHAHAHAHAAHA I CAN'T FIND ANY JOB IN MY TOWN OR THE NEARBY CITY GET FUCKED LYING CUNT
Christian Johnson
Captain BULLTURD said "NO"
Camden Walker
>all profit goes immediately to the shareholders and the CEO >this money goes literally nowhere else
holy shit take a fucking economics class mate
>you have to pay your fair share >fair share fair share fair share fair share
how about you cunts actually take your own medicine, go out, and help your everyday homeless bloke?
or how about you volunteer at a childrens hospital? or work for the red cross? or join the SES? or take a CPR course? or work at a library? or work for an animal shelter?
no? then don't fucking cry about this shit.
so there's literally no jobs, or you just don't want to work at the ones available? which one is it? unless you're in Skip Skip just down the road from Doowong out in Whoop Whoop, i seriously doubt that.
Michael Scott
Not really, if i want to get a second year working holiday VISA im required to work in a farm.
Im not sure i will take a second year but you can never say, so im going to do these 3 months in the countryside and then maybe i will be back into the city.
My friend got good money working in the farms desu.
Sebastian Reed
too right
Daniel Powell
Every person I have known in real life who parrots this "no jobs anywhere" nonsense has always been degenerate scum.
For example, when I first started doing temp work for call centres (a bit late but still a good time of year to start, for any unemployed in the thread), people there were dropkicks. Most were belligerent, uncooperative, and in general, little shits. They hated the fact they were working, despite the fact they knew the benefits they were getting. If these peopel were serious about a job, they would work hard, like I did. After the temp worker period expired, I was offered a full time position in deliveries, but I had already had a better job offer at that point.
The same scumbags who treated their job like a child treats household chores were the ones who consistently got fired and let off. And they wonder why there seem to be no jobs. Fuck them.
There are job shortages in some industries, but you should know that going in. DO NOT go into a degree with poor employment prospects like liberal arts and then complain about the lack of jobs. That is just fuckign stupid.
Jace Rogers
i've even been going to bottom of the barrel places and there's a FUCKING SHITSKIN telling me they're not hiring
gonna go to tafe and get a cert to wipe old wrinkly asses I guess
Brody Martin
by the way to you specifically, the people who were kicked off of carers allowance almost certainly are no good piles of shit. i say that from experience. same with DSP and Newstart.
well then go out more, make some friends, and try to get in through nepotism. worst case move.
Grayson Perry
You're free to abuse the system, but everyone else is free to find ways to stop you.
were havin a bbq on friday at work for the dole desu
Robert Sullivan
I seriously doubt there is not a SINGLE job available.
If there isn't, then you are in a tiny fucking town in the outback.
Jaxson Adams
Should be working you lazy fucks
James Ortiz
>tfw bob brown pm
You know he stood for ZERO net immigration to Australia? Holy shit even the Sustainable Australia Party stands for 70, 000 as oppose to the current 200, 000/year. Even Pauline doesn't have the balls to have that policy.
Joshua Gutierrez
>by the way to you specifically, the people who were kicked off of carers allowance almost certainly are no good piles of shit. i say that from experience. same with DSP and Newstart. I saw a blind, cerebral palsy suffers, who is wheelchair bound on ACA asking Tracy to speak to the minister because she is now "employable". She had her doctors letter in order. Its a crock of shit what they are doing.
Samuel Jenkins
Rudd didn't do shit to stall the gfc in australia, we were fine and relatively unaffected by it.
It took forever to get the labor to admit that they had just pissed money away.
Julian Cruz
yeah i'm sure there is too you smug cunt but im not doing a tafe course for a chance of getting it u fuck unless i know i'll get the job
literally nothing here that doesn't require qualifications
Colton Campbell
It's like any government position. 90% of the job is just turning up.
Landon Lopez
>i saw literally one case out of 31,000
yeah and the NHS is infallible and obamacare is great, what's your point?
Camden Robinson
nah bro the co-ordinator gets half a million budget from the government we goptta use some of it up so they dont give him like 1/10th of what he got last time so we havin a huge fuckin piss up his boss aint comin down so just gonna get drunk n shit ay
Asher Cruz
I'm half that. Cunts fucked
Henry Russell
so you're not trying hard enough, ok
qualifications are bullshit mate, if anything they're used as a tool to get rid of people that the employer doesn't like. go there and ask anyway, what's the worst case scenario, you get laughed at and show up on ACA?
John Allen
>but im not doing a tafe course
There's your fucking problem you total sack fo shit.
Learn ho to do something, and contribute to society. Then you can get some money and respect, and maybe even a decent woman.
Josiah Young
Averages are misleading, don't worry about it
Austin Jones
He definitely is but he's right about security work though, if you're not a retard it's always going
Nolan Martinez
fucken dole bludgers having a BBQ.
is that you Scott Morrison?
Carson Hill
>tips ushanka
Aiden Bell
Go become a Div 2 Nurse, basically guaranteed work with the ageing population. Or you can complain about how there are no jobs for people with no skills for the rest of your life. Either way
Anthony Watson
Turnbull is a cunt. Pure and simple. A lying cunt.
Daniel Martinez
all poli's are
Jaxon Collins
I did a 3 month tafe course recently and got a decent job out of it which i like. Only cost like 1 grand. Totally worth it. Gonna go back and lvl up for a better job next year.
Luke Morris
Take a fucking risk cunt. Become a fucking sparkie or fridgey.