Dahnald

Dahnald.

Keep 'em kid, I never could get them to work for me anyway.

Don't forget our agreement, Doubledahnald.

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RACE YOU TO THE BOARDROOM

>Posting Indiana Cruz arc

It's mighty cold out here, Dahnald.

I'm on a mission to locate the fabled Antarctigates. Legend has it that the very secrets of true conservatism lie beneath these frozen sheets.

My journey ahead is perilous, Dahnald. But I will march on, like the penguin towards distant mountain peaks.

Wish me luck, Dahnald. I'll let you know what I find.

Dahnald. I have news.

My latest expedition to Antarctica turned up dry, except for a single artifact that suggested that the true secrets of conservatism lie in several places around the world.

One of these places is in the vast deserts of Africa, Dahnald. I'm on my way to find the legendary Saharalegates.

I'm at the edge of the desert now, Dahnald. I can see the long and lonely inhospitable miles ahead, alone. With nobody but me and my single camelegate.

Wish me luck, Dahnald. I'll let you know what I find.

I'm getting closer, Dahnald.

Closer to uncovering the secrets of true conservatism. My forays into the frigid plains of Antarctica, the searing deserts of the Sahara, and the unforgiving battlefields of Afghanistan have all led me here, Dahnald.

I'm in Brazil, and I plan to locate the fabled Amazonigates.

It's no easy task, Dahnald. It's only the third day of my trek in this wet wilderness, and I was attacked by tribal spearmen and shamans seeking to part me of my souligate. I was thankfully able to hold them off.

I've become a hardened warrior over my journeys, Dahnald. Armed with the bare necessities, I managed to adopt the tribe's method of camouflage by smearing swamp paste all over myself. Not to mention my history as the Zodiac Killer. Now, as I await my prey in the depths of the lush undergrowth, like Predator, the last thing they will see is the blur of my Forbidden Technique.

For now, I trudge on. I'll let you know what I find, Dahnald.

This is it, Dahnald.

I have searched several months in pursuit of true conservatism. Journeying to the icy plains of Antarctica, the searing deserts of the Sahara, the unforgiving battlefields of Afghanistan, and the damp quagmires of the Amazon, I got closer and closer to my goal.

And all the clues point here, Dahnald. Off the pristine coasts of the Canary Islands, I am going to obtain the fabled Atlantigates.

This will be the most difficult foray of my quest yet, Dahnald. I don't expect the sunken skelegates that guard the inundated hallways of the forbidden city to give me an easy time. This is why I have enlisted 12 of the nation's best and brightest Navy Seals to accompany me on my journey, all who have been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda with over 300 confirmed kills.

We'll get the job done, Dahnald, and I will return with the secrets of true conservatism to spread across the dimensions.

But for now, Dahnald, it's my turn to jump. I'll let you know what I find.

GERONIMOOOOO!

u r based, user

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I went back yesterday and made a better version of that, hold on.

funny, I was about to ask someone to do this

>Ben Garrison's

Why was ted Cruz so awful?

here

One does not need to be president to rule the country.
You are my delegate now Dahnald.

Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Trump's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come...

this thread is 95% autism

IN JUST SEVEN DAYS

I CAN MAKE YOU A

DE-LE-E-E-GAAAAAAAATEEEEE

Damn son.

what's the other 5%

True conservatism?

photoshop

Please finish this story

Fucking kek. This is some serious autism.

>Dahnald, I never thanked you for giving that one delegate.
>He never actually said so, but I think he made his peace with God.

m-moar?

IT'S A TRAP DAHNALD, WATCH OUT!

>*Steps into Westworld courtyard at high noon*

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watch it evil clone ted

Good morning, Dahnald.

With the fulfillment of the delegates and the skelegates banished to the forbidden realm, the universes have shifted.

We are currently in interdimendelegational space, Dahnald. I have brought you here to make a choice.

Pick the blue lollipop, and we stay on the Berenstain timeline. But take the red one, and we return to the Berenstein dimension.

Make your selection, Dahnald. Oh, and the red one is made from real raspberry extract. Those confectioners really know what they're doing.

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>Brexit passed
>Trump elected
>these memes
current year is the best