Vikings were the peak of the white man's masculinity

The reason why people are we wuzzing about vikangz is because they're proof that whites aren't the wimps they make out to be. We'll never reach viking tier status again. We gotta chimp out some more.

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>sven, let's go in our stupid boats and steal everything of value from undefended villages and monasteries, slaughter pacifist monks, rape every woman we see, and then run at the first sign of resistance
>truly we are the greatest warriors xD

>Vikings
>ANYTHING other than shit tier

They were terrible, lad.
They weren't known as feared warriors to anyone who wasn't a shit-dwelling peasant who couldn't defend himself or a church-dwelling monk who wasn't allowed to.

To Kings and Commanders, Vikings were annoying little cunts no different to rats feeding on carrion.

It wasn't a "SIR!! THE VIKINGS HAVE COME! ALERT THE NATION!!"

It was a "God fucking damn it Sven would you just fuck off already you annoying little cunt"

Even in fucking IRELAND, the bogniggers dispatched Vikings with ease and efficiency.

Also

>Vikings

The only ones that were Vikings were the ones that went on raids. "Viking" isn't just a term for snow-niggers.

Honestly, Swede, it must be fucking humiliating that the proudest, most nationalistic point in your history is a bunch of pale apes bickering over which patch of tundra-ridden shithole was rightfully theirs, and which faggot got to go and "raid" some poorly defended faggots along the coasts.

>MUH VIKING INVASION

All it took to rid the developed world of Norse was a fielded army, something that Norsefags never, ever, ever got the hang of.

No self-respecting white man would ever want to come from Vikings, because Vikings represent the destruction and corruption of everything white people created in Europe, aka, the civilized world.

Snow niggers stay in fucking Scandinavia, your legacy is to prove to Europe just how cucked a country can become.

Now fuck off. Your wife is calling. (Not for you)

Teutonic knights kicked the shit out of Vikings and other pagans. PRAISE CHARLEMAGNE!

Vikings BTFO

>losing to a bunch of woodland farmers throwing hot oil on them
Truly the greatest warriors.

Vikings are a meme.

proof that germanic race is only good in killing other white people, while Anglo, Mediterranean, and Slavic people fight mongols, arabs, hindu and niggers

no one can deny, vikings wuz white niggaz and sheet

Keep repeating that Hans

>t. countries that got raped literally by vikings

>We'll never reach viking tier status again

Exactly.Because it's all fantasies

And the guy on the right was the one that eventually destroyed rome

You're talking about scandis.
White isn't a term that describes a monolithic people, when you say white you low-IQ autists speak of Finnish people, German people, Spanish people and depending on which autist you ask even Indo-Iranians.

Whites aren't 'a' people.
This only applies to the US where there are white Americans, in Europe you have native Germans/Swedes whatever and non-natives.
The term "white" is retarded.

don't underestimate the middle europeans though. they have magic potions!

pretty sure vikangs were black

WE WUZ WIKINGZ

roman ...greeks ...spartans ...fuck vikings

Rome destroyed itself from within, germans were there just to do what needed to be done, but don't forget east Rome lived for 1000 years more

but then again Byzantine was destroyed by latins, and they were mostly germanic also... wtf is up with germanic and their hate for Rome?

Damn! Even the horsers are like ''man wtf''

Absolutly nigger-tier

Pretty sure you should talk about the Ottoman empire. That's where you're descended from

Except vikings lost almost every battle against a large scale standing army ever.

They were great at raiding hungry peasants and skirmishes though.

not sure if I should trust generic studies or some muhammed wannabe vikingz and sheet on a Japanese image board

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Vikings got BTFO by Harold the RIGHTFUL TRUE HIGH KING of Unified England as sport before jogging down south to face a real modern army.

William Duke of Normandy aka William the Bastard aka Silly Billy aka Willy Cuccboi is not my kang. Angles and Saxons not Danes and Frenchmen OK. Praise tin.

Goths killed rome in the same sense pnuemonia kills aids patients

Realize that vikings were probably just as civilization oriented as modern non-cucked Nordics but more prone to and accustomed to physical labor and the whole barbarian conqueror thing was mostly myth.

But have you seen the fashion? I swear, whenever I play a game the viking class is always the coolest one.

Also some people might think the world is different today when you can't just rape a bitch and go "come at me bro" with a stylish viking longsword with the runes of their ancient successful grandfathers on it but you are wrong sir. It's just the cultural marxism that has weakend our spirits and like a violent parasite keeps us from standing up to our true alpha potential.

Soon brothers. We will end this madness. We will travel to Jotunheim and bring Ragnarök upon all to cleanse this world of its non-viking non-authentic political correct impure trash culture.

And Swedes are the lowest point.

Literally fags that are condoning the destruction of Native European culture by being forced to convert to a Middle Eastern Abrahamic religion.

Bet traitors like you in 1000-1500 years when Europe is entirely Muslim with be shit talking Christian Europe and sucking Allah dick.

>SIR!! THE VIKINGS HAVE COME!
Said literally nobody outside of a movie ever

"This Danes are coming" would be the cal of Brits
"The Savages are chimping out again" would be the call of everyone south

Vikings were fucking pussies. Literally obliterated every time they faced a standing army so they resorted to guerilla hitting small defenseless villages and stealing from peasants.

That's about as masculine as niggers playing the knock out game on seniors walking down the street

Without south, the nord Europe will be picrel.

THE SEA RAIDERS HAVE ARRIVED

too bad the south hasn't progressed beyond that

Man the pilum really is a great weapon when you think about it. All that potential energy directed into a light, highly-wieldable point that can go through a shield or padded armour.

Swedes are Nordic bringers of light. Nothing wrong with them.

Those romans are crazy

A-AYO HOL UP... *QUIETLY SMACKS THIN SNOW NIGGER LIPS*... SO U BE TELLIN ME WE WUZ JARLS N SHIT?

vikings translates into vi kings: 6 kings in roman numerals.

they're just a bunch of 6 king lead gays. probably jew lead with the jew 6 pointed hexagram Star of David. the ratS of daviD.

Quads of truth, serb cuck BTFO. Thanks KEK

Vikings were niggers who pretty much just destroyed everything they touched.

WRONG

It started a war against christianisation, after the "Massacre of Verden"

Thats why they attacked monastries, it was a religios war

Later they found out, that there is also money in it

>WE WUZ VIKANGZ

Dwelling on gay shit like this is why your women are being raped and why your race is fading in to obscurity you dumb cuckold, how about instead of going on about how your ancestors were GODS N SHIT you actually do something productive and help your country from dying out you shitskin.

The reason why you even exist is because vikings came and raped your people. Silence, peasant.

Youre Swedish. You have a much more glorious history beyond just being raid-monkeys. You rocked the Renaissance with war and power. Just fuck off man...just fuck off. Vikings are degenerate.

Vikings were so advanced they invented mud-houses and pointy sticks

> we were better when we were savages lolmayooooo

Sage

The reason why Scotland exists is because you niggers retreated once we cut you open and threw your leaders into a pit of venemous snakes.

Vikings were snow niggers.

Vikings were the descendants of the tribe of Dan (of Israel) - hence Denmark - or Danmark.

youtube.com/watch?v=RHHLFFy6CWs

Vikings are a meme. The organisation of Roman Legions was the epitome of masculinity without the rampant homosexuality of some Greek city state armies.

>They are the filthiest race that God ever created. They do not wipe themselves after a stool, nor
wash themselves thereafter, any more than if they were wild asses.
They come from their country in the North, anchor their ships in the Volga River, and build large
wooden houses on its banks. In every such house there live ten or twenty, more or less. Each man
has a couch, where he sits with the beautiful girls he has for sale. Here he is as likely as not to
enjoy one of them while a friend looks on. At times several of them will be thus engaged, each in
full view of the others. Now and then a merchant will come to a house to purchase a girl, and find
her master thus embracing her, and not giving over until he has full had his will.
Every morning a girl comes and brings a tub of water, and places it before her master. In this he
proceeds to wash his face and hands, and then his hair, combing it out over the vessel. Thereupon
he blows his nose, and spits into the tub, and leaving no dirt behind, conveys it all into this water.
When he has finished, the girl carries the tub to the man next t him, who does the same. Thus she
continues carrying the tub from one to another until each man has blown his nose and spit into the
tub, and washed his face and hair.

-Ahmad Ibn Fadlan

LMAO EVEN THE SAND NIGGERS WERE MORE CIVILIZED

you are cherry-picking. We lived in wooden houses. Do you really think mud huts would have worked in the frozen north? We also had giant temples but they got burnt down by christcucks.

Also steel, that was stronger than anything 'til the 1900's.

Also long boats suitable for the seas and shallow rivers.

And 20th century hygiene, you smelly frog, you.

WE WUZ KIKES N SHIEEEEEET

top kek.

underrated kek

desu these both look quite comfy

OP you play Warband?

forgot image

>Not making your houses out of marble and stone
fucking pleb

>But have you seen the fashion?
Vikings confirmed for absolutely fabulous

I would honestly say the Apollo missions were the peak of white man's masculinity.

Fpbp
A rare legit leafpost

Shutoff Sven
>WE WUZ VIKANGZ
While you were busy not having a written language , literacy and sexual inibition and emphathy AKA marks of civilized people we europwans were busy building whole nation-states, thst would become empires
Only credit I csn give ya is being good seamen.
Instesd of misplaced melancholy go fix your country

Yeah it's a good game. I'm hyped for bannerlord

It bends and shit too so they cant just pick them up and throw them back.

Crusaders are the height of masculinity. Snowniggers should stop cucking themselves with false gods. Christ is Lord.

>Celtic people
>European

It's a shame Indoeuropeans didn't wipe them out. We Germanics had the chance when we formed Europe during the Völkerwanderung

>vikings
>white
pick one

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Quads of truth. Serbs are fucking turk rapebabies

>Shlomo Burgerberg calls swedes kikes
Ok.

>neolithic invaders
>european

>becomes Christian and gives up viKang ways
>start making decent buildings

hmmmmm

I only discovered it a couple of months ago, but i'm addicted. Currently playing as a player kingdom, called myself New Swadia and retook all of Swadia's lands. I haven't really seen much about Bannerlord, but from what i've seen on /mbg/ it looks really cool

>But have you seen the fashion?
Sweden never fails to disappoint me.

We build Europe.

All great states in Europe were formed by Indoeuropeans, not by """"""native""""" celtic people.

Your Semitic blood god is nothing but a Jewish trick. The gods of your ancestors are not "false".

Why does the Nordic example have a sloping forehead you nigger? Hallstatt Übermenschen have straight foreheads you pleb.

>romaboo

kys

Romans were black fucking retards whitewashing everything

And you aren't bounded by false Jewish morality. 'Oy vey, forgive your brothers goyim. Let them rape your wives and invade your homelands.'

So black.

>Odin Cumguzzler
Anyway, these threads are stupid. The British Empire was the peak of white civilization. Romans and Greeks were all pedophiles. Vikings were cowards and probably gay as well.

have to agree
sit on top of a bomb to get off Earth
3 guys in a 12 x 12 capsule
everything must work or die

Glorious Apollo!

Thats Julius Caesar. Not sure why the file saved as Octavian Caesar.

>The reason why people are we wuzzing about vikangz is because they're proof that whites aren't the wimps they make out to be. We'll never reach viking tier status again. We gotta chimp out some more.


Hang on. The Christian Irish kicked the fuck out of the norsemen.

Explain.

They were the peak of masculinity for Scandinavians, sure.

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Vikings was cool. but the swedish masculinity peak was when the karoliner fucked shit up

>vikang n shit
>not crusaders

What a cool era

REEEEEEEEEEEEE LEAVE MY SWEDIPOOS ALONE

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Contemporary accounts are filled with complaints from soldiers claiming that the uniforms are unpractical for fighting in and more for fashion. There are many from Napoleon's Grand Armee.

>unpractical
impractical*

JUST

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If tr1ps, Kek sends Ragnark 2017

i'd like to see you try thatch a roof

''xD''. Physically remove yourself, leaf.