Best way to lose your virginity

Hey Sup Forums, in the modern world where feminism is the norm and traditionalism is an archaic philosophy, what is there to do? I'm 18, have a job, have a car,
and I'm looking for some advice. I don't want to be a kissless virgin in my twenties. What do?

>virginity is upmost

you don't belong on this board

the best way is to put your weener in something. start off slow with a jar of peanut butter then make your way up to a hamster bunghole

Move to Canada and get a dog.

>muh degeneracy

I used to pour hotsauce in my peehole

kek

>Women are sluttier now more than ever, how do i get laid????

Go to a club, get drunk, ask girl to come home with you.

There, that's the easiest way without getting a prostitute.

That sounds extremely painful.

4u

girls like a guy that makes the first move

so when you get a cutie back at your place, watching a movie together, cuddling on your couch, you just make the move when it feels right and start kissing her and go from there

if you can't get a cuddle going then she's not into you but realistically a girl ain't coming over to your place where it's just the two of you alone if she's not already into you

unless you're in the friendzone where she's coming over so that you can do her homework or some shit

18. In the states I can't get into clubs

Read everything from here, start from the beginning:

Http://heartiste.wordpress.com

Maybe you should start talking to girls and leave Sup Forums forever.

Good to know

>be me freshman in college
>meet qt sophomore girl a few months ago
>get her number
>text and get her to ask me out a few days later
>go out on a date
>make out with her heavily
>fuck up and text her the next day
>she texts me a few weeks later and tells me she's not interested
>doesn't matter made out with her
>browse her Facebook a few weeks later
>literally hanging out with a tumblr tier sjw
>realize I dodged a hell of a bullet by not dating her
>still gonna try again for the lolz next semester

>leave Sup Forums forever.
Once your redpilled you can't leave

Pretty succinct breakdown from a Leaf.

Oh yeah, forgot about that.

Other easiest option is to travel. There's something about travelling that makes it 1000x easier to fuck women.
And every other country worth visiting will have 18 as the legal age for drinking.

Problem is, I'm guessing you don't exactly have that much money, being 18. But if you do, then go do it.

>you need a women to accuse you of rape and ruin your future
>you get the women pregnant and she keeps it just to use you as child support
>she gets pregnant with another mans kid and goes after you because you have assests

>find a wife
>get married
>have sex

There you go lad. Thank me later.

a*d*u*l*t*w*o*r*k.com

Take out the hashes, bang a pornstar.

Fuck off, hedonist filth.

I'm actually going to Europe sometime soon, so I'll keep that in mind

Is it better to be happy but live in ignorance, or to know the truth and see the world burn?

Keep your dick in your pants and focus on your education. The bitches will come without you even trying, if you focus on establishing yourself and maintain your physical fitness.

>find a wife

that's the problem

Fuck off kissless virgin NEET

>What do?

Stand up for yourself, think about what you want out of life, what you believe moral good is and STOP FUCKING ASKING STRANGERS TO DECIDE YOUR LIFE.

Choices is all you get.

Why can't I have a relationship and know the truth?

You can, but you will never be truly happy.

why not move to eastern europe, meet a lovely slavka and get married after 2 years then make 3+ white children

Same man, maybe we'll come across each other and never know.

Good luck

>Thank me later

Why would he thank you for fucking his life up?

>good goy never have racist white children heueueheuh

Obviously getting married and having white children is a good end-goal
You shouldn't lose your virginity to the woman you're going to marry. You have to get it out of your system with random sluts in your teens and 20's or you'll inevitably cheat on your wife.

fly to sweden, throw away your passport and show up at a police station to declare yourself as a refugee. They'll set you up