>Wake up everyday at 5 AM
>Try to look representative
>Force feed
>Fake smile throughout the day
>Go home
>Fall asleep because you cant get enough sleep
>nap too long
>Cant sleep in the night and have to work in 2 hours
>Feel like shit
>Get paid shit
N-N-NEET KEKS BTFO!!!
drink beer and pass out loser
Get a better job.
I love my job, get plenty of sleep, smile and laugh genuinely all the time, get paid well, feel great. You sure showed me!
>wake up
>shitpost on Sup Forums
>have a wank
>Cry myself to sleep
heh n-n-neet lyfe best lyfe
Go to the Military. They actually have an interest in keeping you in best shape possible
Are you me?
Look, it's very simple. If you are lucky enough to find a job that doesn't demand your soul, you work. If not, you NEET.
Your soul is your most precious asset, whether real or imaginary.
why do germans like deer so much?
but i need to pay off my debt which i built up so i could have a good paying job.
Because they are innocent animals that deserve more recognition.
Life is tough. But it sure could be worse! Your story is bad also, some people might enjoy their job / not work with a bunch of customers so they have to fakesmile.
Workaholism is also great vs existential depression or too much redpilling.
this
Is that so fucking hard OP?
>wake up everyday 12pm
>walk out of bed fresh af
>shitpost few hours
>go to a deskjob with own cabinet (thankyou based parents)
>drink coffee and shitpost all day
>get off around 7pm
>go collect welfare too
>sleep like a kitten
>not poor, not rich - perfectly balanced
chill more, life will be so much simpler :')
>>Fall asleep because you cant get enough sleep
>>nap too long
Stop doing this, you dumb fuck.
I guarantee it's the napping that's fucking your sleep schedule.
My life except I wake up at 4 and work 10 + hour days. I'm off 3 days a week tho.
i know. But im seriously waiting a few hours doing nothing. Just so i can not fuck up my sleeping schedule. It sucks, im too tired to do anything and i cant fuck up my schedule
Do you commute to work? Also do you have a scouse accent?
But it's because of wagecucks that you NEETs can live your life.
If you're up at 5am every morning, you need to be in bed by 10pm at the very latest.
It takes about a week for your body-clock to reset so you need to force yourself to stay up and then go to bed at 9 or something. It will be difficult but you need to force yourself to do it. Don't nap, bro. You'll feel ten times better once you get yourself into an established schedule.
Bestiality
your deer might be nice. ours are dumb, jumpy cocksuckers who will throw down for looking at them wrong.
I guess that's the difference. Your wolves are fearful of humans b/c of millennia of hunting; ours don't fear us at all.
you need to get motivated
when you get home, do this routine
>do NOT nap
>put on some coffee
>do some bodyweight exercises to get the blood flowing
>squats, pushups, pullups if you have a bar
>drink coffee
>keep yourself busy
>learn html coding, or read Lord of the Rings, or anything
>sleep at normal time
once you have a good daily routine
make time for job searching
or part-time studying
get a better life
>Wake up
>go to work
>come home
>shitpost on Sup Forums
>As it gets closer to midnight here, more leaf posters are becoming active
>get tired from reading shitty leaf posts
>fall asleep with no problem
>wake up feeling well rested
You should try it, works like a charm.
>tfw i have wajong (legit, no moroccan with adhd type of wajong)
>tfw i have huursubsidie
I haven't worked a day in my life and you can't possibly understand how hard i hate the fact that i'm rotting away just playing videogames and browsing the internet.
On paper it looks perfect, no worries no forced bullshit work.
But to live without a single goal to work towards to is slowly killing me.
What are you suffering from? Depression? Clogged arteries?
Nothing mentally luckily.
Got fucked up by a brain infection as a kid.
Have you considered suicide?
At least you live in a great country and not working 60 hours/week for $140
follow your dreams because when you end up poor at least you had fun doing it
Kill thyself. He just needeth to findeth thy Lord.
no clue what those words mean, but learn an art or craft. You'll be happier to have a hobby you can get better at and eventually master.
Go to bed earlier retard, don't nap. It's fucking easy.
t. 60 hour work week at the minimum
said the guy with absolutely zero responsibilities
Those words mean disabillilty funds and renting subsidy
aka i get €1300 a month from the government for existing
You make a good point of getting into something creative but hell if i know anything to get good at.
This
More like
>wake up 5:30
>eat toast with butter
>race to work, powerd by super eurobeat
>drink a coffee
>talking shit with coworkers
>putting stuff together
>1600 race home
>freetime
>get paid pretty gud
You're doing it wrong