>TV licence enforcers showed up and got me for non-payment
>Should just be a fine and I'll be ok
>they did a sweep and discovered I had no toilet licence, kitchen appliances licence or christmas lighting licence
>arrested and bailed out by my mum
>court summons arrived in the post today
Fuck, what do I do now? Other Brits, any advice?
TV licence enforcers showed up and got me for non-payment
Daniel Reed
Lucas Richardson
>christmas lighting licence
It's depressing that this isn't all that unbelievable
Samuel Green
watch Monster High and masturbate to the characters
Colton Clark
Don't have my masturbation licence yet, failed the exam
Colton Bennett
bin that knife before you realize you live in a shithole and slice your forearms apart
Zachary Lewis
toilet licence, kitchen appliance licence, christmas lighting licence, masturbation licence. Explain why you need a licence for all that to a burger?
Adrian Taylor
What? You just want untrained people to put up christmas lighting?
Kevin James
You can't train yourself to put them up? Do you need a trained person to wipe your ass, also?
Cooper Anderson
While we have TV-licensing here, nobody pays for it, it's tied to "television receivers" only and cancelling your license is super easy.
They wanted to extend it to computers, but it got shot down.
Nolan Foster
Oi lad, do you have your Sup Forums licence? Or your greentext licence?