Atheist """humor"""

>Atheist """humor"""

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Yeah, cause we all know Christian 'humor' is hilarious. Atheist at least have material because religion itself is the comedy.

I don't get it.
WW2 was a huge push for technological advancement.
It lead to nuclear power, stealth fighters, tanks, rockets (later the moon landing) and computers.

>religion itself is the comedy
Edgy tiplord detected

I'm not trying to be edgy. A lot of religion and works inspired by religion are beautiful, but if taken seriously they are nonsensical. I'm guessing you are a Christian. Do you actually believe in Adam and Eve, the talking snake, Noah's Arc, Samson..?

You DO know that people don't take the old testament literally right?

>that "animation"
here are some better ones youtu.be/eKdc9429GwM
youtu.be/Czm_P3Zo0bM

There does exist an actual Noah's Arc.
Its actually exactly like the one told in the bible.
Also parts of Adam and Eve make sense if you consider that it was said to be in the fertile crescent the birthplace of Human civilization.

Though Samson is quite weird its not all that impossible. Other people in actual history have done as such in some way or another. So its probably some exaggeration.
But I digress some parts are nonsensical but all things are that way.
Do you truly expect someone to look at the universe and say
>Wow this entire things formed by random chance when a thing with no beginning or consciousness that contains all matter expanded and form everything. Its a lot like the creation story in every faith but this one is one without being but instead an inanimate objct

Reminder that (((DarkMatter2525))) is a (((Jew)))

>Do you actually believe in Adam and Eve, the talking snake, Noah's Arc, Samson..?
Adam was not the first man. He was the first white man. Which is why his name in Hebrew means "ruddy" which is synonymous with white. And why all of the peoples descended from that race were originally white.

And the flood was not worldwide. It covered the "Erets", or land, not the entire planet. The more reliable Septuagint chronology says Methuselah, one of Noah's ancestors, survived the flood. And after the flood the Kenites and Rephaim, and other non-Adamic peoples still existed.

And the "Serpent" is the devil, not a literal snake

Someone hasn't visited the American South before

>Reminder that (((DarkMatter2525))) is a (((Jew)))
And how do you know this?

>You DO know that people don't take the old testament literally right?

OhBoyHereWeGo. If it's not literal, then i don't care. I can use any holy book full of 'metaphors' to get my fill. I'm sure the people who wrote the old testament were not intent on it being taken figuratively.

What about Jesus. Does he have normal human DNA? Does God have DNA like humans do, with certain genes encoding for certain proteins? Think about it. Its insane. Did Jesus shit too?

I don't want to gamble with a holy book. If its the word of God or Jesus, then all of it should be true. Did Noah's arg have all mosquitoes and every species of ant and termites on it?

>Do you truly expect someone to look at the universe and say
>Wow this entire things formed by random chance when a thing with no beginning or consciousness that contains all matter expanded and form everything. Its a lot like the creation story in every faith but this one is one without being but instead an inanimate objct

There are people trying to find answers scientifically. Sometimes it's okay to say 'i don't know.' The Greeks thought lightning came from an angry Zeus.

it was pretty good

Not religiously. He said he is of jewish descent in a comment on one of his videos

that's pretty good

>Wow this entire things formed by random chance when a thing with no beginning or consciousness that contains all matter expanded and form everything. Its a lot like the creation story in every faith but this one is one without being but instead an inanimate objct
I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. Evolution pretty much explains why we have all these complex lifeforms, and the universe having been created by a god is just as absurd as the big bang just randomly happening. Your point of view would have been valid like 200 years ago when no-one had a fucking clue about how all this stuff got here, but we do now.

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Wheres the joke, Fuckley?

sage

As if I'm going to believe you

Does being ugly and cringey make a person wrong? If that guy told you 2 + 2= 4, would you dismiss him?

I remember when I used to watch darkmatter2525 unironically 4 years ago. His animation skills have not improved at all.

Nice animation and voice acting.

Why do other atheists have to make me look so fucking bad?

Actually kind of a good argument. Nazi Germany is just a scapegoat for anything that went wrong or to label someone you don't like.

Just because it's not literal doesn't mean it's not useful.
Christianity is a mixture of brutal reality and brutal spirituality.
You really shouldn't diss on Jesus though.
There is no one better than Jesus.

But America, your the laughing stock of most people here. Nearly electing Hillary and vying for nuclear war with Russia is one of your biggest faults.

I just know it was on his video about Rick Perry. He said Russian, Spanish, etc. etc. and Jewish.

>not an argument

You know, you are a shining example, of why so many people treat Americans like shit on this board. You literally have the maturity of an emotionally stunted five year old.

Because most atheists are dumber than a pile of bricks, and have a tendency to be the main force pushing for the continued spread of degeneracy throughout the West?

Jesus was pretty much a socialist.

>I get to pick and choose what parts of the bible I believe in, but I'm still a Christian.
lol

F I D D L E S T I C K S

Reminds me of childhood winnie the pooh.
Pol isn't supposed to make me feel like a person, stop.

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How about you actually read the bible before saying stupid shit like this

Christian degenerates are the worst though, they believe in god, but they rationalize away everything about Christianity that is mildly inconvenient for them. How many christians stay virgins until they are married? Almost none. Fucking low willpower untermensch scum.

"A mix of truth". Something is either true or not. The bible was not marketed as metaphorical.

You feel threatened because your ideas are ridiculous at their core. The Christian God does not exist.1000 years from know people will think about Christians like we think about the believers of the Greek pantheon.

They'll say "Wow, i can't believe people really believed in that stuff! What an ignorant time."

I have. What does that change about what I just said?

>How many christians stay virgins until they are married?
The neckbeards christians on Sup Forums

Yes

>brazilian intellectuals
Find me a passage where Jesus says the state should forcibly redistribute wealth. You do know wilful charity isn't the same as socialism right?

The Old Testament, is the version of the Bible featuring Yahweh. A brutal and horrid 'God', who enjoyed blood sacrifice, murder, circumcision and many other horrid practices. If you would rather barbarism, be the main religion of the world, I'm sure Islam can help with that.

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Jah Jah we must unite to fight de Politricks me brooda

>The Christian God does not exist.1000 years from know people will think about Christians like we think about the believers of the Greek pantheon.
YHWH predates the greek pantheon, you absolute choad

makes me cringe

gibe weed

Why the puns?

nice.

Does that make him any more real? And where did i imply he wasn't?

Which shows that the entire purpose of book religion is stupid.

Religion is important in a society because it lays the foundation for community. Religion in and of itself is literally a lie, but what it represents is something very important and should not be gotten rid of.

People need religion because they're too stupid and meek to otherwise lead moral lives. They need the threat of eternal damnation in hell to participate in their communities and stand against degeneracy. In essence, religion is a necessary blue pill.

yeah I don't really get what is wrong with this
>makes fun of anti-fa faggots and sjw
>Hitler did nothing wrong
works for me, even if it's unfunny and shit-tier animation

cute af

BTFO

i fucking bet you only know of this because of porn
i fucking bet there's porn of those dogs
i fucking hate you

>grammar jerk

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I find it funny how whenever, one threatens your fragile, absolutely pathetic worldview, you take to insulting their beliefs like any other SJW, or liberal abomination. It's funny because of how pitiful you are as you attempt, to deride and mock others for actually having faith in something, unlike you and yours who can't find faith or hope in anything, all thanks to that nihilistic worldview of yours.

Any who participate in degenerate acts, such as having sex with multiple partners, or as some say, riding the cock carousel, are not real Christians. If anything, they are just corrupt husks and ((women)), using Christianity to justify their vile lifestyles.

Eh, believe what you will. But anything is better than Islam, Saturn/Satan worship, and spirit cooking.

You DO know that a lot of people do, right?

>that isnt even an argument

You imply that having faith is inherently good, but it's not. Believing something without a good reason is an objectively bad thing to do. And atheism isn't necessarily nihilistic, the fact that we won't exist forever doesn't mean that our lives are meaningless. Also, god either exists or not, regardless of whether someone has faith, so if god doesn't exist, then how is believing in him good? Surely it gives you hope and a sense of meaning, but it's false hope and a false sense of meaning.

Well then most Christians are degenerate, so there is no reason to single out atheists when it comes to degeneracy. And many prominent atheist figures are anti-sjw, and also anti-islam by nature, so they are, at least partially, against degeneracy.

>Spaniel Adams

>Paul Ruffere

this is so fucking [spoiler]cute[spoiler]

We don't. Kill yourself.

>I find it funny how whenever, one threatens your fragile, absolutely pathetic worldview,

Projection

> deride and mock others for actually having faith in something

Faith is believing in something without evidence. If i told you that i have faith a purple elephant is flying in space, you would mock that because it's an unsubstantiated belief. Faith will not get us to progress; we need to take action ourselves, we need to figure shit out for ourselves. We only have each other.

>so there is no reason to single out atheists when it comes to degeneracy.

Most of the people pushing for the destruction of the West are atheist. And atheistic views have been the ONE deciding factor in the fall of many a civilization.

>There does exist an actual Noah's Arc.
No, there isn't. There were dozens of great floods in dozens of different places spanning 8000 years.

>Its actually exactly like the one told in the bible.
This story told in the bible makes no sense and is riddled with errors.

Idiots can't possibly take the bible literally without condoning and suborning the torture and murder of children.

>Projection

Coming from you, that's like the pot calling the kettle black my friend.

> We only have each other.

I bet your going to say niggers and mudslimes are helping us progress, or that shit like spirit-cooking dinners, are all aiding in the growth and survival of the human race, right?

>Idiots can't possibly take the bible literally without condoning and suborning the torture and murder of children.

The Bible preaches no such thing, friend. Perhaps the Talmud or Torah, or maybe even the "art" Kabbalah, are more to your tastes?

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