WW3 has just broken out and your country has to choose only 1 ally

WW3 has just broken out and your country has to choose only 1 ally

Who do you pick?

America :)

a hypothetical lolbertarian-paradise state of Brasil

Israel

The eternal jew always wins

canada :)

Russia.

That's how we always win Great Wars.

Russia.

binland :DDD

Not italy

>reasonable choices
>not wanting to be /comfy/

you faggots didnt even think this through

good 3 way pack

Kek

Tuvalu

China

Russia + America = Unstoppable

I've said for a long time that it should be a "right of passage" for every 18 yr old---u never look at the world the same again - illuminates your consciousness for sure

>picking Norway
why?

...

You guys are /comfy/

Dont resist my love norway
Yeah look what happened to that fag

the only correct answer

world war champs
nuclear dream team
nowhere on earth is safe from us
prepare your anus world

Only 1 choice Israel

US + Russia

Please let us kill all the chinese, blacks, and indians.

good goy/10

Indians are good people

ass, gas, or grass. nobody gets military protection for free.

*except israel

Not France

we've been over this
>promised land
we are the freedom loving agents of god almighty himself
put on his green earth to help Him uphold his promise to the juice.
We ARE instruments of god.

think of us like god's favorite dildo that he uses to give pleasure to his favorite children.

Australia

Finland or uk

Germany. Anglos and Krauts will rule the world together as kinsmen one day.

Liechtenstein

Germany. Somebody gotta help Germany to uncuck itself.

>inb4 >Brazil >relevant

Poland. All things aside - our spiritual and genetic brothers

Drop it, Ivan. You just want the NATO tech.

ISRAEL

cobb county voted clinton this election. SHAME.

D-don't remind me, user...

America in all seriousness.

Britain in a perfect world.

Or Switzerland, that's where's the zionist kikes HQ is at

YOU FAGGOTS WILL HAVE NO ALLIES....maybe belarus

United Kingdom

>Belarus
>not a result of Poland and Russia making love

No one, we are too irrelevant to be significant in WW3 and allying with any big country would just give us problems

FINLAND OF COURSE :D

your countries future

wise choice texas

que?

>one mention of china so far

Russia .. Then switch to whoever is winning eheheh

Japan, together we can dominate the Pacific and Atlantic while the rest of the world does whatever.

Almost picked UK as a stronger, richer Japan, but they'd be too opportunistic and capricious.

This, they always win.
>get holocausted
>get the holy land that thousands of the only two larger world religions fought and died for, just by fucking asking for it.
Even when they get genocided so hard historians come up with a new word for it, they win big. They won what millennium of broadswords and chain mail couldn't. It's fucking nuts how good they are

China is a wise choice but no one wants to ally with commies

Russia.

Actually picking allies is for losers

>This, they always win.

jews master race?

>Italy never loses.

The country with the most nukes.

Canada

We will pair up to drown India in shit. Pajeet thinks he knows shit? Satinder thinks his shit scares us? Fuck you. We will smother your country in real shit. Tangible shit. You've been warned.

>Stein

>Canada
that's our bitch, u can have nz

Your countries today
>52% """"white""""(20-35% real European)
>white kids are already a minority in their age group
>quarter of said whites has injun, polish semite or negro blood
>media/education/banks all run by the jews
>fight wars for the jews on the other side of the planet
>mutilate their sons genitals cause mr rosenberg said so
>white guilt over slavery worse than nazi guilt
>worships niggers one month every year
>adopting niggers and chinks is a normal american practice
>elected nigger twice over white guilt
>normalized coalburning
>normalized homosexuality
>in the process of normalizing trans shit
>home of radical feminism
>ground zero for all modern degenerate anti-white propaganda
>at the front of pushing the islamophobia shit
>clockboy gets a free scholarship to top universities and white house for bringing a old clock to school despite the family being on record for race baiting
>biggest shooting ever gets ignored because the shooter was a mudslim
>tolerates a black domestic terrorist group
>almost all food is unnatural shit created by monsanto

Australia. Don't actually need allies with our military in a total war scenario so I'm just picking who I like.

>canadian shitposters and aussie shitposters teaming up
OH GOD

thats what i did and they norway didnt respond

fuck them maybe aus is the way to go

Israel.

Israel is a true beacon of democracy and has a good strategic location being the bridge between Mena, Europe, and Asia.

Russia.

We're breaking up. Sorry Brits.

All a substantial portion of white men have military experience and/or a closet of weapons that could outfit an entire squad.

We are a special kind of cucked.

>Russia
how does putins cock taste?

Salty tears

Australia

do u swallow his load or does he pop in your face

>Not wanting to be drafted against Russia in Syria when Hillary sets up a no-fly zone and starts WW3
>lol XD how does ruskie cock taste faget?! haha putin fanboy cuck!

Neck yourself, shill.

but only outside of india

I apply a pressure differential to get it out before he has the chance. He loves being milked.

Afterward, I give his prostate button a little press and cup his balls while I watch the fireworks go off in his eyes.

Denmark

1st UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Easily most powerful ally you could think of. Good things happen to US allies.
2nd UNITED KINGDOM
Great track record. Grand strategy geniuses.
3rd GERMANY
True ally and battle-brothers. Always honor their words. Will send quality food and state of the art weapons.
4th FRANCE
Strong military. Nuclear weapons. Stable western power, good ally.

I feel Russia and China are gonna be the losers in the world war 3, feels risky.

>3rd GERMANY
>True ally and battle-brothers. Always honor their words. Will send quality food and state of the art weapons
germany is a different country now

Russia

Some irrelevant pacific island country so that we get ignored

America + nobody = unstoppable

United States because we really don't have another choice

guatemala?

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....

But no, no you won't.

enjoy being allied with a country that has let it's military be turned into a diversity re-education force that is 1/100th the strength of the US

Russia

Let the new age of imperialism BEGIN!

>get holocaused
>implying

Does NATO count?

If not.. Switzerland. It's time for those motherfuckers to develop an opinion.

kek America BTFO

I pick New Zealand. We'll die but gotta protect our commonwealth bros.

Maybe in the new caliphate

Our caliphate will be better than yours, Mr 60%

wow no one chose christmas island