I never understood the Pajeets are terrible coders meme until today

Why do they just throw numbers at everything and expect it to be alright?

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That's kind of how they operate senpai.

Master cheaters and scam artists. Always taking the easy route. Never doing a job to the best of their ability.

Story, OP?

void getTomorrowsDate(){
sleep()*100*60*60*24;
return date.Now();
}

:^)

My first real job was to fix code that had been written by Indian contractors. All the variables were called "shiva1", "shiva2", and so on.

some pajeet code

literally nothing wrong with this.

I was hoping for loo1, loo2

literally nothing wrong with this: it still solves the problem

this looks fine to me

>stupidly inefficient algorithm
>i += 2 inside the if block
>"The number is false"

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Found the pajeets.

The loop goes on forever because i only increments when it is equal to num.

say this after you get your computer science degree, pajeet

>the number is false

Pool in loo spotted, defending the code of your kin.why not just use modular arithmetic? and cut down on 7 lines of code?

>100% A+
The other people who "didn't see anything" don't pass code review.

fuck these memes are brilliant, keep em coming

you don't even know what the question is asking... The code is meant to work that way

Never saw a pajeet do this, but not many here. We did kick out almost our whole supply of mudslimes when the DoEngineering cracked down on cheating though.

pajeet is having a lot of trouble with this problem

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Okay, this one IS actually just fine though. I see no problems.

This code gets a B- from me. If he remembered to mod by 100 it would get an A+ and lots of extra credit for creativity.

Let's poo boys

Jesus fucking Christ I bet he typed it all out by hand too

pajeet pls go

>brother goes to India for 6 months work
>comes back tan as shit doing some head wobble thing
>Ask him abou India
>They will never be a super power, user. The entire culture is obsessed with shortcuts and cheating in every possible situation. Even when doing things right would be easier

>saying the word "coder"
>ever
this is how you spot the pajeet.

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indians can only follow rules. they have no thinking ability. if there is a system they must, must, follow the system.

it is how the 3000 brits were able to dominate the sub-continent, they just told them what to do.

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This.

I've notice the same behavior in Chinese people.
Don't know if it's as big a phenomenon as the Indians though

>FUCKING LEAF.
here's how this one gets DRASTICALLY better

if (userNumber % 2 == 1) Console.WriteLine("Your number is odd")
elseif (userNumber % 2 == 0) Console.WriteLine("Your number is even")
else Console.WriteLine("Non-integer input")

There is a growing discontent with mere rote memory is china
Its changing, like everything in china

They're fucking garbage mate and not just the IT industry.
We have all kinds of poo's coming over with various qualifications and they simply just cannot do the work.
Currently dealing with the aftermath of a group of poo's with technician level electrical qualifications who were hired to do a job.

Across the board, their qualifications aren't worth jack shit.

CompE student here
pajeets (most of them, I have met some truly brilliant pajeets) have a devastating combination of traits

1. Mildly clever
2. Want everyone to think they are EXTREMELY clever

Why is this dangerous? They are clever enough to use some complex math, or APPEAR to use complex math, and they are so thirsty for acknowledgment that they use this math to appear much more intelligent than they actually are

It's an entire subculture of a sort of dick-measuring scamming, results don't matter, efficiency doesn't matter, making yourself appear intelligent matters

I think mildly clever people desperate to appear more clever than they actually are are some of the most dangerous people you can get in an engineering project

i kek'd

>indians
>follow rules
Pick one.

The Chinese have no sense of intellectual property or individualism. It's one reason why socialism is so prominent in eastern cultures.

I've heard of cases where English teachers from the US go to China in order to teach English and find out kids collectively cheat and give each other the same homework answers from a few kids who actually do the work, but see nothing wrong with it. The teacher tried to punish the kids for cheating, but nobody understood what they did wrong. They have no concept of individual merit, it's all just a hivemind, a collective thought, nothing can be attributed to one person. They just want a set of guidelines to follow and won't think outside that little box. It's probably also why China seems to be so stuck in the Soviet era when it comes to technology, they just build more instead of developing new shit.

>tokyo, japan

jesus christ

This is why they have to steal our IP. No individualism, no innovation.

Spot on.
Our poo's = your poo's

Yeah, mainland Chinese seem more robot than people.
Chinese from Hong Kong tend to be different though thanks to the British.
Can't fucking stand the mainland ones though,

I worked at a major US bank FILLED with H1B poos and they would constantly under cut each other just to get ahead. They'd rat on each other and throw each other under the bus to get the ahead. Backwards ass people. Sucks companies abuse H1B to import people who write 2000 line recursive AST parsers

DBA here. They make the absolutely worst DBAs. You literally have to explain shit to them in a coloring book for them to understand how to do shit correctly

Why are companies hiring them if they suck?

Haha my dad does this exact shit and he laughs how autistic and decisive the poos are

Slave labor. They pay them half of what American employee make then work them 50hrs a week

how do i get into DBA senpai?

currently working as a systems analyst

This is exactly what I've run into. And honestly I love working with them but jesus christ if I present them with a better method it is scrutinized for now being "correct".

Life isn't about money. Maybe thats why they are becoming Christian so much and we are turning our backs

Being a better programmer than a pajeet is easier than pissing in a vagina. They arent good at any part of programming. It may run but it would be so easy and fast to do it differently and would probably run better.

I've seen alot of this as well. I honestly think you just give the university money over there and they give you a "degree" and a plane ticket.

> easier than pissing in a vagina

You learn a new absurd phrase everyday, I suppose.

Holy fucking vulnerabilities.

It's PAJEESH and they are BASED. Hinduism is the true religion of Aryan people. Fuck off prison-nigger.

this desu senpai

>be me taking high lvl math and science atm
>notice how all poo's and arabs can't cut higher education
>in calc one gets caught using mathway on a test. LMAO

Same here. One of them commented out lines in a unit test that I wrote he thought it was "unnecessary". It caused code coverage to fall by a significant amount. He also wrote a unit test that threw an unhandled exception. That guy was supposed to much more experienced than me too.

In one of my finals this semester the chinese national next to me literally hired a ringer to take the course with him and sit in front of him in exams so he could look over his shoulder. The chink couldn't even speak a word of English and yet my school somehow is flooded with these "people".

>Chinese from Hong Kong tend to be different though thanks to the British.

Unfortunately, some let that go to their heads.

>be me at work
>team is 90% pajeet, approaching 100% as all the whites/Asians are replaced
>HR is pajeet, manager is pajeet, workers are pajeet
>be training up my replacement
>they don't understand anything I'm saying at deeper than a superficial level
>all they know is "copy paste this code in this sequence to make these things happen"
>no idea about what the code actually does, or how it works
>all they know is copy paste

they'll be fucked when something breaks or they need to change it

It gets worse when you realize how many pajeets and gooks get medical degrees in their home countries before moving to the west and stealing jobs.

We invented numbers.

It's Heartbleed, right?

This is a big one. I remember seeing some where that 60% of the medical malpractice deaths the primary cause was someone with a non-US or non-EU doctoral education. Even though they only make up 15% of the medical workforce.

Youre on Sup Forums my man its expected.

I do think indians do code superficially in a copy paste kind of way.
Real thinking and originality is lacking.

>goto
o now i am laffin

You think that's bad?

When I was studying for my BTEC college degree in Computer Science, me and my classmates found out that our Asian (middle-eastern) tutor was/is the leader of the Jammu Kashmir Liberation Front, an ex terrorist organization.

Also he couldn't code for shit.

Just learn SQL very well. I'm currently a SQL server DBA now, was Oracle in the past, a must to know is any administration related stuff like privileges, some basic indexing to start with and how to index well, automating task, any sort of work you'd have to do like SSIS packages or reporting services and how to troubleshoot problem situations. After your settled in, and the databases your messing with aren't absolute shit, then the goal is to get everything automated so you can fuck around all day. Not going to lie though, my last place had some really messed up databases, and there wasnt enough time to make them like I wanted, and being on call sucked shit. It's best to know equally Oracle and SQL server, administration wise though

Would this work instead?

float IsNegative (float num)
{
if (num > 0) num * -1;
}

Better yet, install arch linux on some machines with nothing on it and watch them squirm.
>ah yeshello managah, computer is boken we will nid new.

hooking up chinese students with american universities is big business over there. they get paid a commission by the school for each student they recruit. the biggest company in the biz in china just got busted for basically impersonating the students. they would set up new email accounts and handle all contact with the school, writing letters in the student's names and more or less pretending to be them.

also

return float

fuck me I'm still a noob after years of uni

The stackoverflow pajeet is the worst kind of them all.
>i don't understand this part of the code pajeet, how does it work
>well i copy pasted from stackoverflow
>mfw

They code via cargo cult methodology for a handful of urid beans and lentils.

Hehe yeah imagine. Would be easy with a for loop and a string format though, fucking hope they did that

>Be me
>TA intro-level Biology lab for non majors at a university
>Get lots of brown students who dream of becoming engineers
>They have absolutely no concept of dynamic thought
>Don't understand biology at all because it's not static like engineering
>Have to apply what they "learned" and mostly fail at it horribly
>Last day of class
>Dissecting frogs for their practical
>Group of Indian students start screaming at me because we've never dissected a frog in class before
>That's the fucking point, now show me where the heart is
>Their group presents the stomach and says it's the heart
>End up giving them a 14% on their practical
>They send the dean a letter accusing me of grading unfairly
>Dean emails me
>I tell him what happened
>He tells their college dean to put them on probation

I hate brown minority students so fucking much. You should not be allowed to pass biology if you can't tell a heart from a stomach.

Yeah yeah that's nice but

> engineering
> static

you have literally zero idea what engineering is like at all

This shit, I had to get vaccinations for my nursing degree 3 months ago and the fucking Indian doctor didnt even know what the immunization schedules were.
We literally saw him on fucking google trying to figure it out

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>isEven
>prints to stdout instead of returning bool
Python coders, everyone

The sad thing about is that on how much pajeets spend time fixing/researching simple shit that should take minutes or creating problems themselves an American DBA paid 2x as much would be still worth it. I have to deal with two pajeets dbas that work for our client and not only does it take 10 emails and meetings to get them to understand the simplist issue, but when they do it they they approach it insanely stupid. I've gotten to the point where I just write out what to do now in steps because if I don't and they fuck up, then we get another whole round of issues, and they love to throw the blame on someone else

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>not naming the file "I've seen some shit"
C'mon man

I don't know the language being used here. Wouldn't it be better to print that the input is a non-integer by catching the exception thrown when attempting to convert a non-integer input to an integer?

It is static. These kids aren't managers, they're just brown workhorses. They get by on the type of engineering where you throw numbers into unchanging formulas and suddenly have a bridge.

Engineering is a static field compared to a field that revolves around uncertainty like life sciences. That's a truth even if you don't like it.

FUK U BASTAD BITCH

Programmer here.

It's because bad companies look at price first and outsource to pajeets who charge $2/hr. Doesn't matter if their work is shit and they lose the client because there will be more.

I don't even bother trying to compete with them because that just means the client is a fucking retard.

Why are all these retards logging to console instead of returning promise objects, it's ++2015, your js code needs to be pipeable and also have reducers

:^)

>primecheckugly

yeah, i'll fucking say

How come nobody can get them to poo in the loo then?

what is this glorious meme called, I need more

please dump

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They teach like they are in kindergarten.

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And this is an """expert""" programmer.

These memes only apply at shit-tier companies. Pajeets who get past interviews at FANMG know their shit.

I hate whitespacing desu, it is severly upsetting to have to adjust all of it just right to work

You're right about CS having mules plug methods into each other, you're wrong that it's unchanging

every engineering project contains uncertainty, every edge CS topic is based on evolving paradigms, every modern development pattern is constantly being reinvented and occasionally breaks new ground

Also CS and the life sciences get tighter every year, to say that pharm or biotech or even macro evolutionary bio are somehow removed from engineering is just false

CS is applicable to everything and is at the forefront of every major science, helping to push them all forward

You don't have to be a drone building a CMS or fintech derivative or tinder for NEETs

But yea, pajeets gonna poo in your codebase because a new VP of engineering decided to outsource 90% of your department, pray to God your CI punishes it