I was daydreaming about a German qt gf. And now all that I can think about is ill-fitting suits, frosted tips, jump cuts, and the worst of the worst of numetal.
If you can afford Smirnoff you're basically Saudi-prince tier spoiled. Fucking complain to your butler how 'it tastes a bit rough when it's warm'
Brody Jackson
smirnoff literally tastes like ebay isopropol alcohol, I could drink that shit easy when I was 18 but fuck this shit now, it's fucking awful, it's like drinking hairspray
everything is a meme
Josiah Wilson
Oh no, I don't want you to get the wrong idea about my butler, he knows very well if he brings me warm vodka he's absolutely fucked, and knowing that, he's been good so far.
Keep in mind I'm only referring to my vodka butler, since my whisky buttler is a bit meh and don't even egt me started on my champagne butler.
Aiden Bell
my vodka butler smiled politely and asked me to leave his shop without making a scene after he served me, we'll be on first name terms soon
Landon Hill
Is he a paki? and does he let you hit on his wife infront of him and their kids because he's afraid of losing his job?
Jose Russell
>If only there was a video where I could learn how to play it on the piano
>tfw the whisky butler brings you a rocks glass instead of lowball glass
Kevin Ramirez
Gordons gin was 10 quid for a 75cl at morrisons not that long ago and that shit is 4x the quality of Smirnoff atleast, I could have drank a whole fucking bottle of Gordons in the time its taken me to take a few reluctant sips of Smirshit.
Alexander Harris
>Wagwan pon de rhythm, ja mon I wish der waz a reggae version
>not drinking rum and gin and pretending that you're a pirate
Sort your life out mate.
Jeremiah Foster
>it's like drinking coolant off the engine of a UFO kek
I used to like vodka but you realise how fucking awful that shit is in the world of spirits once you start to get into them. All vodka does now is remind me of writing uni essays 6 hours before the due date.
The top tier is whiskey, but the bottom tier of whiskey is undrinkable compared even to vodka. Even the shittest of vodka is unoffensive as you know what you're getting. You wouldn't give someone a bottle of Smirnoff for Christmas and expect them to open it like 'oh how did you know?', everyone knows vodka is fucking trash, you're only drinking that shit if you're in the desperate need to get shitfaced
Gin is just a sensible drink for sensible people.
Asher Morales
>If only there was a video that would teach me how to dance and sing at the same time
Gin is shit but I agree, as you get older vodka just gets worse and if you're willing to deal with the repercussions then I suggest sticking to whisky.
rum is fine. I challenge anyone to describe the taste of Gin in normal earth-drink terms though. It's not sweet or dry, or tasty or disgusting, it's just fucking weird.
>tfw this has bugged me for a long time
Jason Barnes
Zumba is Jewish subversion f.a.m.
John Cook
Somehow another yank managed to fit through the thin doorway to Brit/pol/ again lads, what can be done about this?
Christian Gonzalez
shoutout to john lee whisky for being absolutely shit hot for the price it is, its like 16 quid in morries.
Forgive the low res picture but thats the only picture I could find of it as the packaging appears in the shop. I gather it isn't actually sold in the USA. If you like whisky I recommend at least giving it a punt.
rum and gin meaning as a mix? Never done it but sounds like it would be pretty fucking awful. Gin basically just tastes like lightly minted vodka, rum is basically whiskey spiced to the arsehole and back, the two don't mix.
I didn't fit through the door, I smashed through it, my scooter can go up to 40 mph
Asher King
I'm off to bed early tonight lads
nite
Lincoln Bennett
>tfw Morrison's drops the price of Jim Beam a pound lower than John Lee and you feel like you're moving up in the world buying some
Dylan Gomez
No, IIRC she's a rich trust fund SJW who does a lot of crazy ultra-degenerate BDSM shit. She's "famous" for having the most absurd terrible fake orgasms in porn. I can't recall the name though.
Gin makes me heave unless I mix it with orange juice. It combines that horrible cleaning product smell of vodka with the crazy alien juniper berry smell, and it just doesn't sit right with me.
Rum is GOAT.
Jaxson Cook
What do you know about luftballon shart in mart?
Andrew Perry
lel, jim beam is pretty damn good too, probably better that john lee actually, on par at the very least. only thing to avoid is fucking red stag, that shit is sticky as fuck its like driking fucking liquid sugar, that shit is fucking awful.
Jack Turner
>No, IIRC she's a rich trust fund SJW who does a lot of crazy ultra-degenerate BDSM shit. She's "famous" for having the most absurd terrible fake orgasms in porn. I can't recall the name though. Neat
Asher Young
Gute Nacht
Levi White
Rimmer you fucking nigger
Lucas King
"me mum" used to listen to Nena all the time
Jacob Butler
I murdered a shitload of Southern Comfort once when I was a kid and that put me off sweet whiskey forever. It was like a 3 day hangover but also sick to the core from sugar, I can still feel it now
Jaxon Barnes
Wenn nur, müssen früh aufstehen, wirklich früh.
Nacht
You called?
Benjamin Martin
Cheap whiskey can still be salvaged in one way or another, (freeze it or mix it with something that kills whatever is terrible about it)
Cheap, shit vodka is cheap, shit vodka, regardless of what you do with it. Just save your money and get a bottle of isopropyl alcohol, same taste and probably the same damage to your body as cheap vodka.
Tyler Kelly
Nina > Nena
Elijah Price
Viel Glück
Julian Hill
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Brayden Reyes
eh. cheap vodka won't do anything to you that nice scotch or something won't. spending lots of money doesn't make it healthier
Jaxon Sullivan
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Jason Ortiz
>Just save your money and get a bottle of isopropyl alcohol
But in all seriousness, in case anyone was about to do this: please don't.
It's not like drinking bad vodka, it's like drinking antifreeze. Don't fucking do it. There are far easier ways to get drunk or commit suicide.
Lucas Murphy
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Jason Foster
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Liam Cook
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Michael Allen
Last time I drank red stag was during a thunderstorm like 2 months ago, my neighbours were also observing the thunder despite it being like 3am and I decided to communicate with them via morse code by flashing my iphone light at them. Needless to say I didn't get any response.
I've never found whiskey to be mixable with anything really. Mix it with beer and you ruin your beer, mix even a tiny amount in coffee and it's still tasteable. I guess it's because whiskey doesn't really taste like anything else you can drink.
lol at drinking isopropol alcohol. The amount of that shit you have to drink for it to kill is comically small, please don't try it.
Charles Moore
>Not enjoying 99 luftballons Put on them stripy pyjamas and get in that oven user
Tyler Cook
Fair enough, what brings you to the last bastion of civilisation that is Brit/pol/?
Dylan Jenkins
Anybody else feeling jewy? I've got over this larpy crap, I don't care about the white race now I only care about myself.
Angel Phillips
I have daddy issues.
Connor Foster
your self includes your family at least, and your family's wellbeing depends on your town's wellbeing and so on. Only sociopaths are really selfish desu
Matthew Nelson
Thats the opposite of Jewy. Jews have a very strong sense of "in group". They only appear horribly selfish because you're a goy
Sebastian Diaz
One person can't change a town so why even bother?
Owen Howard
You don't have to send a lot of money, but overall, you do get what you pay for. Liquor decent in price and quality exists, (especially if it's one that just doesn't have a well known brand that many people want, but still produce good quality because they're trying to get recognition, or if it's a cheaper line of liquors from a well-known brand) but you don't want to go too cheap in many cases.
The cheaper stuff tastes like harsh ass because it was distilled less than better quality, which means it is worse on your health in the long run. More impurities = harder on your system. Paying extra in some cases is paying for the extra time they took to make better quality.
Everyone here should be over 18 and not retarded enough to drink something that says not to drink it.
But just in case, this.
Angel Foster
I was listening to luftybloons before you were even a tadpole m80
