ON THE FIRST DAY OF HAPPENING

ON THE FIRST DAY OF HAPPENING
MY DONALD SENT TO ME
A WALL TO KEEP OUT REFUGEES

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ON THE SECOND DAY OF HAPPENING
MY DONALD SENT TO ME
TWO ASSAULT TRUCKS
AND A WALL TO KEEP OUT REFUGEES

ON THE THIRD DAY OF HAPPENING
MY DONALD SENT TO ME
THREE BLASTED DINDUS
TWO ASSAULT TRUCKS
AND A WALL TO KEEP OUT REFUGEES

Alright, I'll see where this goes

ON THE FOURTH DAY OF HAPPENING
MY DONALD SENT TO ME
4 DEAD SHITSKINS
THREE BLASTED DINDUS
TWO ASSAULT TRUCKS
AND A WALL TO KEEP OUT REFUGEES

ON THE FIFTH DAY OF HAPPENING
MY DONALD SENT TO ME
~FIF(TY) NO-PULSE FAGGOTS
4 DEAD SHITSKINS
THREE BLASTED DINDUS
TWO ASSAULT TRUCKS
AND A WALL TO KEEP OUT REFUGEES

ON THE FIFTH DAY OF HAPPENING
MY DONALD SENT TO ME
5 ROACHES A SHOOTING
4 DEAD SHITSKINS
THREE BLASTED DINDUS
TWO ASSAULT TRUCKS
AND A WALL TO KEEP OUT REFUGEES

i like this thread

ON THE SIXTH DAY OF HAPPENING
MY DONALD SENT TO ME
6 PEDO RINGS
5 ROACHES A SHOOTING
4 DEAD SHITSKINS
THREE BLASTED DINDUS
TWO ASSAULT TRUCKS
AND A WALL TO KEEP OUT REFUGEES

ON THE SIXTH DAY OF HAPPENING
MY DONALD SENT TO ME
7 BUTTHURT SHILLS
6 PEDO RINGS
5 ROACHES A SHOOTING
4 DEAD SHITSKINS
THREE BLASTED DINDUS
TWO ASSAULT TRUCKS
AND A WALL TO KEEP OUT REFUGEES

fuck seventh*

OH FUG HERE WE GO :DDDDD

ON THE EIGTH DAY OF HAPPENING
MY DONALD SENT TO ME
8 ISIS BOMBINGS
7 BUTTHURT SHILLS
6 PEDO RINGS
5 ROACHES A SHOOTING
4 DEAD SHITSKINS
THREE BLASTED DINDUS
TWO ASSAULT TRUCKS
AND A WALL TO KEEP OUT REFUGEES

>ON THE NINTH DAY OF HAPPENING
>MY DONALD SENT TO ME
>9 (million) SPICS DEPORTED
>8 ISIS BOMBINGS
>7 BUTTHURT SHILLS
>6 PEDO RINGS
>5 ROACHES A SHOOTING
>4 DEAD SHITSKINS
>THREE BLASTED DINDUS
>TWO ASSAULT TRUCKS
>AND A WALL TO KEEP OUT REFUGEES

Based hon hon

ON THE NINETH DAY OF HAPPENING MY DONALD SENT TO ME
10 (+39) DEAD FAGGOTS
9 (million) SPICS DEPORTED
8 ISIS BOMBINGS
7 BUTTHURT SHILLINGS
6 PEDO RINGS
5 ROACHES A SHOOTING
4 DEAD SHITSKINS
THREE BLASTED DINDUS
TWO ASSAULT TRUCKS
AND A WALL TO KEEP OUT REFUGEES

*Fuck tenth

ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF HAPPENING
MY DONALD SENT TO ME
ANGELA MERKELS NUDES
9 (million) SPICS DEPORTED
8 ISIS BOMBINGS
7 BUTTHURT SHILLS
6 PEDO RINGS
5 ROACHES A SHOOTING
4 DEAD SHITSKINS
THREE BLASTED DINDUS
TWO ASSAULT TRUCKS
AND A WALL TO KEEP OUT REFUGEES

ON THE FIRST DAY OF HAPPENING
MY DONALD SENT TO ME
12 KEK A PRAISING
11 MERKELS NUDES
9 (million) SPICS DEPORTED
8 ISIS BOMBINGS
7 BUTTHURT SHILLS
6 PEDO RINGS
5 ROACHES A SHOOTING
4 DEAD SHITSKINS
THREE BLASTED DINDUS
TWO ASSAULT TRUCKS
AND A WALL TO KEEP OUT REFUGEES

HO HO HO
MERRY HAPPENING Sup Forums

ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF HAPPENING
MY DONALD SENT TO ME

TWELVE NIGS A NOGGING
ELEVEN MERKEL NUDES
10 Dead Faggots
9 (million) SPICS DEPORTED
8 ISIS BOMBINGS
7 BUTTHURT SHILLS
6 PEDO RINGS
5 ROACHES A SHOOTING
4 DEAD SHITSKINS
THREE BLASTED DINDUS
TWO ASSAULT TRUCKS
AND A WALL TO KEEP OUT REFUGEES

>skipping 10

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You know Trump isn't going to do shit about refugees or Muslims? It wasn't even a cornerstone of his campaign and they're protected by the first amendment but that's all you cucks seem to care about.
He'll do something about the spics by building the wall but that's about it.

Because in America we only have 9/11

YOU'RE A MEAN ONE MRS GRINCH.....

What song should we do next Sup Forums?

ELECTIONS NIGHT,
GLORY NIGHT,
FOR THE WHITE, ALL IS BRIGHT
ROUND YON VIRGIN BETA MANCHILD
LIBERAL FAG, SO TENDER AND MILD
CRY IN HEAVENLY PEACE
CRY IN HEAVENLY PEACE

ELECTIONS NIGHT,
GLORY NIGHT,
MEDIA QUAKE AT THE SIGHT
GLORIES STREAM FROM Sup Forums AFAR,
REDPILLED HOSTS SING HAPPENING!
TRUMP THE SAVIOR IS THERE,
TRUMP THE SAVIOR IS THERE!

ELECTIONS NIGHT,
GLORY NIGHT,
SON OF KEK,
Sup Forums’S PURE LIGHT;
RADIANT BEAMS FROM THY ORANGE FACE
YOU THE DONALD SAVING WEST
MAKE AMERICA GREAT
MAKE AMERICA GREAT

Santa Kek is coming to town
Hebrews roasting on an open fire
Its the most happening time of the year
Walking in a nuclear wasteland
The First Nofap
Joy to the board

WE WISH YOU A MERRY HAPPENING
WE WISH YOU A MERRY HAPPENING,
WE WISH YOU A MERRY HAPPENING
AND A HAPPY WORLD'S END.
SHITPOSTING WE BRING
TO JEWS AND SHITSKINS;
WE WISH YOU A MERRY HAPPENING
AND A HAPPY WORLD'S END.

10/10

It's beginning to look a lot like Keksmus
Brexit and Trump winning their vote
You can feel it in the air, political changes everywhere
Globalists are BTFO!

It's beginning to look a lot like Keksmus
White Nationalism's now mainstream!
Normies joining the fight, people seeing the light
Before now we could only dream!

5 roaches a shooting makes no sense
Prehaps it should be "5 shooting for roaches" or something like dat

CLINTON SHILLS
LIBERAL SHILLS
BITCHING ALL THE WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO ARGUE
WITH BALDING NUMALES

YOU REALLY LOVE TO STEAL
YOU'RE THE UGLIEST IN YOUR PARTY
YOU'RE AS CHARMING AS AN EEL
MRS GRINCH
YOU'RE A BAD BANANA WITH ABSOLUTELY NO APPEAL

>Santa Kek is coming to town
>Hebrews roasting on an open fire
>Its the most happening time of the year
>Walking in a nuclear wasteland
>The First Nofap
>Joy to the board

Doomsday Paul:
You better watch out
You better get supplies
Better hide out
I'm telling you why
Doomsday Paul is coming to town

He's making a list
And checking it twice
Gonna find out Who's living on rice
Doomsday Paul is coming to town

He keeps you in safekeeping
He knows where there's outbreaks
He knows if it is happening
You should have listened for goodness sake!

O! You better watch out!
You better go hide
Better not shout
I'm telling you why
Doomsday Paul is coming to town
Doomsday Paul is coming to town

Come they told me, Pa rum pum pum pum
A new chaos god to see, Pa rum pum pum pum

Our finest meems we make, Pa rum pum pum pum
To lay before frog Kek, Pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

So to honor Him, Pa rum pum pum pum
When we come

Green mean frog, Pa rum pum pum pum
I am a beta too, Pa rum pum pum pum
I have no memes to post, Pa rum pum pum pum
That's fit to praise, kek Pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

An Empire large and victory for Farage is the wish of great Britain
Borders secure and death to the impure is for old Ben Garrison
And Germania can hardly wait for the reich to start again

Shall I get some dübs, Pa rum pum pum pum
On my post

Wojack nodded, Pa rum pum pum pum
The cucks and shills kept time, Pa rum pum pum pum
I got some trïps for Him,Pa rum pum pum pum
I got a quïnt for Him,Pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

Then He smiled at me,Pa rum pum pum pum
Me and my post

keeping up the Christmas spirit

Hebrews roasting on an open fire
Garrison nipping at your nose
Yule-tide carols being sung by a choir
And trannies dressed up like Eskimos
Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know Uncle Hitler's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
And every Jewish's child is gonna spy
To see if those chambers know how to fly
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you

"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Keksmus"
To the tune of "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Keksmus"

It's beginning to look a lot like Keksmus
Brexit and Trump winning their vote
You can feel it in the air, political changes everywhere
Globalists are BTFO!

It's beginning to look a lot like Keksmus
White Nationalism's now mainstream!
Normies joining the fight, people seeing the light
Before now we could only dream!

An Empire large and victory for Farage is the wish of great Britain
Borders secure and death to the impure is for Benny Garrison
And Germania can hardly wait for the reich to start again

It’s beginning to look a lot like Keksmus
The Death Squads are about to start
When you hear the doorbell ring, Lefty necks will start snapping
The way they do it is a kind of art!

It’s beginning to look a lot like Keksmus
The western world is having a blast
For the evils that we braved, the white race is saved
This victory is unsurpassed!

It’s Keksmus time at last

Merry Christmas Sup Forums

Twas the night before Happening, when all through the country
Not a White man was hoping, not even a trumpet.
The pollings were hold by the media with care,
In hopes that Donald J. Trump soon would be gone...

...The libtards were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of tolerance danced in their heads.
And Clinton in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a globalist nap...

10/10

pls keep going ;_;

lol

It is your mission in life to complete this by Christmas and then post the completed version.

..When out on the ballots arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the laptop I flew like a flash,
Tore open the screen and browse up the page...

my fucking sides right now

..The red on the breast of the new-fallen states.
Gave the lustre of defeat to media pundits.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature frog, and seven tiny numbers.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be D.T.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now, Pence! now, Conway! now, Rudy and Bannon!
On, Pepe! On, Zimmer! on, Donner and Putin!
To the white house! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"...

Jesus fucking Christ Sup Forums you fucking madmen

this is a planned samefag right? i refuse to believe random anons from 4 different countries are coming up with this comedy gold on the fly

When will people learn to stop underestimating Sup Forums?

You are rotten, Ms. Clinton...
Youre the queen of global plots,
youre a seizing should-be widow who chokes on slimy would-be snots,
Ms. Clinton....
you're the worst candidate in American history, your husband's a rapist and you have no souls, your sexist feminist white knight cuck beta male supporters were fooled by CNN POLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS!!!!

...As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
The libs met with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So over the top the proportions they blew,
Blaming the people, internet and Trump too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The bitching and screeching of each little poof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down his tower the Donald came with a bound...

Best original content in ages, Merry Christmas Sup Forums

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this vid

...He was dressed all in suit, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with his ennemies snots.
A bundle of gifts he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the top of his hair was as blond as Apollo.

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread...

Just hear that Lugenpresse shillin', its awfully thrillin' too
Come on its lovely weather for a MAGA together with yoouu
Outside the liberals cryin' and Hillary's fallin' boo-hoo
Come on its lovely weather for a MAGA together with yoouu

Our keks are nice and lulzy and comfy and cozy are we
We're shitpostin' together like anons of a feather would be
Lets take the Merica for us and deport a Carlos or two
Come on its lovely weather for a MAGA together with yoouu

[Interlude]


Our keks are nice and lulzy and comfy and cozy are we
We're shitpostin' together like anons of a feather would be
Lets take the Merica for us and deport a Carlos or two
Come on its lovely weather for a MAGA WITH YOOOUUUU

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...He spoke many words, he went straight to his work,
And filled all the ratings, then shooed out the jerks.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up Trump Tower he rose!

He sprang to his office, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Happening to all, and to all a good-night!"

Beautiful

Someone please screencap these.

>you will never sit on Santa Trump's lap at the mall and tell him you want him to deport all the spics for Christmas

>In hopes that Donald J. Trump soon would be gone
In hopes that Trump soon would be out of there.
>On, Pepe! On, Zimmer! on, Donner and Putin!
On, Pepe! On, Zimmer! on, Dorner and Putin!
>To the white house! to the top of the wall!
To the white house! to build the wall!

Fixed

Dude, this is now Sup Forumss official christmas story. Way to go.

Somebody please screencap this for all to remember.

Have yourself
A Merry Little MAGA
Let your heart be light
From now on our troubles
Will be deport-ayyyss

Have yourself a Merry Little MAGA
Let Pence shock the Gays
From now on our troubles
Will be deport-ayyys

Here we are in God-Emperor Days
Happy shitposting days
Of Yore

Failful anons that are near to us
Shitpost here with us
Once more

Through the years we'll all MAGA together
If the Jews allow
Hang a yiddish star
Somewhere else thats far

And have yourself
A merry little MAGA nowww

[Interlude]
Here we are in God-Emperor Days
Happy shitposting days
Of Yore

Failful anons that are near to us
Shitpost here with us
Once more
[/Interlude]

Through the years we'll all MAGA together
If the Jews allow
Hang a yiddish star
Somewhere else thats far


Annnndddd haaaaave yourself
A merry little MAGA nowww

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Thank you kek for blessing this verse

On the Twelfth Day of Happening the Donald gave to me
>12 ISIS bombing
>11 Roaches roaching
>10 Putins hacking
>9 hitlers heiling
>8 chambers gassing
>7 hebrews burning
>6 spics deported
>5 liberals crying
>4 niggers chimping
>3 alex jones
>2 muh holocaust
>and a Soros hanging in a tree

Twas the night before 'lections, when all through the web
Liberals and shills slid even more threads
The ballots were rigged in no-voter-ID states
In hopes that Hilldawg would finally get her break

The neets were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of feminine traps danced in their heads
And faggot mods in their mother's basement
Fapped to furry porn, no shame, no abasement

When out in the land there arose such a clatter
The media jews scurried and scattered
The voice of the people came ringing through
Crying Make America Great, for me, for you!

Have you all discovered your ancient roots to Babylon yet user?

Jingle bells Jingle bells
The Jews are going to pay

Jingle bells Jingle bells
The goyim know
They know what they did

Oh what fun it is to ride in a 2 Jew
Roller Coasters HEY

I hope they do, their lies and deceit have caused too much chaos and the toppling of too many great empires.
My family were manipulated during the crusades to crusade for the jews.
And I am ashamed.
The bull is on there and everything...

kek blesses me.

Oh don't worry people are waking up and the Jews are going to be caught out.

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I hope their deceit in the creation of Islam is revealed to the world.

that jews created islam in order to continue their practise of sacrificing people.

I can't believe someone actually did this. I fucking love you frenchie.

Deck the halls with tears of Bernie
Falalalala lala la la

Posting in epic thread

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