POO POLICE

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India get in here! bls egsblain.

I can't stop laughing, it's like we memed you guys into existence.

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If digits Indians stop shitting in the streets.

DESIGNATED

POO

No hope for India if even Kek can't help them.

Will India ever recover from this?

OFFICERS

POO PO PO

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POOP POOP
THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE POLICE

i cant stop laughing holy shit india

>The mascots will also blast their whistles at people they spot offending
>That costume
...How?

Sounds like these mascots won't take shit from anyone

Classic. Empire of poo!

DESIGNATED POO WHISTLES

check'd and kek'd thanks leaf

Indian gestapo

just a reminder

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>patrolling their designated areas

India is going to flip out and nuke Pakistan or something, no country can endure this much humiliation

Can someone please redpill me on Indians?

What is it with these people that they keep shitting in the street?

Seriously, what caused this?

As human beings and due to evolution we are pretty much programmed to look at defecation as a private act, as ridiculous as that sounds.

Even in prehistoric times people used to shit and piss in relative privacy - as in in a bush, behind a fucking cave or whatever.

Shitting in the street, in public and in a group is incredibly counter-intuitive and simply defies human nature. Even some animals don't do that. African tribes don't do that. Wtf?

What the fuck went wrong with Indians that they think it's OK to shit in the street?

Please redpill me, this shit is mind boggling.

that's actually a map of seismic activity during a tsunami

Poo in suit

He even has a toilet

BUT HE CAN'T GET OVER POOING IN THE STREETS. Indians are disgusting.

Airplanes there literally carpet-bomb houses with shit

independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/india-fine-airlines-dropping-human-waste-poo-passenger-jets-on-homes-a7488491.html

Whose fucking idea was this

Fire them

Didn't meant to quote

I've heard several reasons.
>Lack of toilets, on a busy schedule it's faster to just shit outside
>Superstition where people think toilets are evil
>The toilets are generally shitty as fuck so people prefer going outside where at least the air is "fresh"
>Villages worship toilets instead of using them
etc. Fucking pajeets in my university shit everywhere and can't flush so who the fuck knows what's wrong with them

The toilet witch will get them-

I blame Hinduism. Indian Muslims are poorer and still have much lower street-shit-rate. I bet it's even lower for the Christians. India needs a crusade just as much as Palestine does.

>Indians stop shitting in the streets.
never ever

>etc. Fucking pajeets in my university shit everywhere and can't flush so who the fuck knows what's wrong with them

Seriously?

Are we talking about second or first generation immigrants here?

Had no idea. This shit is insane.

WTF is wrong with them?

The reasons you've listed are fairly logical, but it still makes no sense to just take a shit like that. I mean ffs, at least do it in a bush, alone, not in the street with 100 other people.

>defacated
British media truly is shit

Nah they're exchange students. I have indian friends who grew up here and they are perfectly normal

DESIGNATED
POOLICE

Maybe, but I am not sure, how does hinduism encourage that?

I wish a Pajeet would write in this thread and at least try providing a logical explanation. Even if the explanation turns out to be completely degenerate and nonsensical, I'd love to hear the reasoning behind it.

THERE IS POO FALLING FROM THE SKIES
THERE IS LITERALLY POO EVERY WHERE

>Maybe, but I am not sure, how does hinduism encourage that?
ritual purity (as per ancient hindu texts) and because they don't want to be associated with with untouchables

Is India the most bullied country Sup Forums?

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>Indians
>humans
pick one

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Indian people have animal instincts and do not understand basic hygiene or any rules, they're like monkeys.

Poop Sleuth

>Poop Sleuth

Poop Sleuth

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Underrated

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Jesus Chris man

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'Hey Amir, we got the 'scoop' that you were shitting on the street'

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Ples no bullying

Fucking hilarious

What are they saying, Sup Forums?

Gestapoo.

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More like Brown Shirts amirite?

>live in India
>have nothing, shit on street
>live in NYC
>finiciancial and cultural capital of the world
>shit on street

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>india
>caring about the safety of women

I'm on phone so write "POO IN LOO¡ DID YOU HEAR IT? POOOO IN LOOOO!" ON THE RIGHT and color left guy's hair blonde and write "true aryan" on his jeans

P.OO
I.N
L.OO

this is the saddest thing I have ever seen

it takes disney esque mascots to make them not shit in public, I bet it wont work either

>shout at people "POO IN LOO"
>get paid

Sup Forums's dream job

Attempted it

>Disney attempts to potty-train an entire nation

You can't make 2016 up.

Spat all over my screen from unexpected kek, thanks dickhead

Not just any nation, the second biggest one on Earth

why tf are there stars beside your name

Pleb

If digits Indians become a superpower by 2020...

Poolice?

How does this make you feel?

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Why not post some sexy Indian babes?

India and Mexico.