Is soap a conspiracy?

How come humans are the only animals that need soap to avoid smelling disgusting? Humans washed themselves for thousands of years with only water until recently. Have we been brainwashed to believe soap is necessary for cleanliness?

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wow man you and the smelly ass indians that plague my university are on to something

I recently thought about this. I only shower with water.
but every once in a while soap comes in handy, like after youve fixed your bike, your hands will look like obamas face.

or for cleaning other stuff, like cooking pots, or cleaning a room. but yeah, it's heavily overused for hygiene in my opinion and actually bad for your skin (destroys the protective fat layer)

washing yourself once a day with water is perfectly fine to avoid stink. no soap needed

>destroys the protective fat layer
lol

Humans washed themselves with nothing but water and still smelled disgusting you stupid fucking rat.

>you can use water perfectly fine to avoid stink
Try washing literal shit with water and see if it smells.

>but every once in a while soap comes in handy
Soap is only needed if you're grimy, as in it's summer and you're sweaty or you work a dirty job. If you sit at a computer all, all you need is deodorant and a water shower every few days.

I did, after your mum and dad cucked me and she shat in mouth.

Wot cunt

Lots of animals smell disgusting no matter what they do, like niggers.
You don't need soap, mostly just water.
Some people have very little smell even without washing.
Soap has existed for thousands of years.
Even before soap we used shit like sand and rubbing various plants over ourselves, like many animals do.

Soap isn't a fucking conspiracy, you can make your own.