I have been thinking lately

Is this Russian bride thing real?

Can you really fucking buy a Russian/Ukrainian wife?

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God I hope so.

only if you're from a white country

You can buy them at any age, especially Ukrainians and Moldovans.

Actually some of the top buyers of Ukrainians are the Chinese.

I want two

What's stopping them from telling you to fuck off once they're citizens?

My favelado bros, k?
I mean it.

Nothing.
Some of the people around here (and Sup Forums) should have some webms of dorks getting rejected by their mail-order bridges.

this is what you'll get

Yep, one of my friends bought a Russian bride

It's real. East European women are low IQ whores so they are just property. Nothing else.

you arnt paying for the woman, you are paying the middle man to meet the women. after that its kinda like super easy online dating if the woman really wants to get out of the country. But you are a shitskin brazillian so good luck idiot

you would know

Someone post a video of that show that followed mail order brides and their husbands.

>Tfw I just want a petite qt russian wife
How is living in russia?
I hear the laws can be pretty stiff in certain areas.

ding ding ding. eastern european woman love cucking desperate american men for citizenship

if you can speak russian and have white skin you're in for smooth sailing
>don't join the military though
>it's a horror movie and you're the lead role

Nothing.

Murdoch's former Asian wife was a green card seeker before sinking her fangs into Murdoch.

Someone post the name of the reality show where they do this.

And then post the clip of one of the guys turning out to be fat, so the bride refused to even give him a hug before explaining to him he's fat.

Russian woman is million times smarter than an average burger. You 'll be ripped off once she gets a residence permit/citizenship. If you need a home slave - take a philippinian. She may be not that pretty but definitely a safe bet.
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DONT TAKE MY GIRL AND TURN HER INTO A WHORE. ALINA AND MASHA ARE MINE

>Checks flag

>top buyers of Ukrainians are the Chinese.

Buy? No

Import a gold digging whore? Yes

Listen up you shifty Jew, once we get on our feet we will paint the floor red with Israel blood.

I am personally studying nuclear physics so that I can be useful in Jew removal

I don't understand the babushka meme. Literally all old white women look like this

Burgers wouldn't last a week in any Slav country that isn't in EU.

>philippine woman
not even once

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

What can I say, I know all about human trafficking.

>only if you're from a white country
>I want two

Not so fast, Mr Burger.

I'm pretty sure if you're rich enough you buy just about anything.

Love you ukrbro

How so?
Very white with blue eyes.

Your belt in your hand

oh please tell me goy, I want to know about sex slaves too.

>hohols
>ever getting their """""state""""" on its feet
don't make me laugh Mikhailo

buy? no.

can you go to a "dating" site and find a wife? yes.

I have two coworkers who went the mail order route, both marrying asian girls. One from Singapore the other from Philippines. Both married many years, w/kids.

I'd try it myself but I'm not really attracted to Asian women. However I'm pretty sure at least half of the Russian/Ukrainian women will leave you the instant they get citizenship.

I have a friend who's Filipino and his mom basically makes a business out of getting all of her extended relations and friends from the Philippines married to American men.

$3,000-$5,000. She's been doing this for the last 15 years and so far none of the girl's she's brought over have asked for or gotten a divorce. They're all pretty loyal, take care of the housework, are good Catholics (you gotta take them to church for Saturday midnight mass) and aren't terribly bad looking.

>philippinian
lol

Sorry I prefer to wank myself to death. No bestiality for me, Hans.

Don't listen to him Big russian cities are welcoming any foreign specialists and students. Just don't go to rural areas and you 'll be totally safe. Nobody lynches fags in Russia, it's bullshit. They are simply not praised, that's it.

Literally millions of hot young Russian girls are leaving Russia to be with modern thinking 'real' men in China, japan who treat them well

Russian men are beta slobs who are all alcoholic, Russian girls are leaving them.

no wonder the Russian birth rate is so poor, all the girls are fucking off lol get cucked Russians

Might have to somthing to do with The West slowly strangling the life out of Russia, soon we will be done and the Russian 'empire' lol will finally belong to the China master race.

I thought there was a saying that Russian men drink a lot due to Russian women?

Not saying Russian women are bad but feels like you could get fucked up in divorce court.

Bumping for interest.

Even basic stuff like beauracracy in slav countries makes them hellhole. for example in Poland i need to ask local government in city hall for permission to cut a tree on my own land.
And im pretty sure you don't even comprehend economical difference between western countries and eastern europe.

women in russia want to get out of russia at any cost

even if it means they need to make good with some fat old german guy

Who is this mocking? I'm reading it in a Bing accent

>And im pretty sure you don't even comprehend economical difference between western countries and eastern europe.
Like? What's so different?

Or might have something to do with the fact Russian men are the ugliest fucking men in the world second to Turks and gypsies

Goddamn that story. That's fucked up

Nah, there's a chance Russia could ally with Japan and then divide China in half between Russia and Japan.

Russia and Japan have a DNA connection due to the Ainu Population after all.

Russia doesn't share any Ainus with China only Japan.

Makes sense. The Philippines is a very socially conservative Christian country with a very low divorce rate. Hence, they retain their customs and morals when they are shipped over.

Meanwhile, Russia and Ukraine have very high divorce rates and have the "survival of the fittest" mentality. In other words, they don't care about fucking you over and leaving once they acquire citizenship.

yo can, but you will get a person thats just horrible to be with. its sounds good but it aint.

youtube.com/watch?v=rBDwETS_jbw&t=1s

Whores become russian brides when they are too old to be hookers or camgirls.

They will hate you and men in general. They will play a NEET like a fiddle. The sex will be amazing at the start and will taper down with everything you give her. Expect completely dead bedroom as soon as you have given her a citizenship, quality life and helped her get friends.

You have autism.

>can't live with a woman because common law
>live with a woman with no intent of marriage for 2 years and you still lose half your shit
AHHHHHHHHH COMMON LAW WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE

That's what I am talking about. Unfortunately most of you, americans, prefer to think with their dicks. Marriage is not about "love". Romantic "love" is a pure demonic deception actively pushed by their agents-jews. It only leads to sins and eternal damnation.

But Russia has a lot of Weeaboos in their government.

One Russian politician has a million dollar genuine Japanese samurai armor and swords collection.

Also, during the 2011 Tsunami, a Russian Politician said Japanese citizens were welcome to seek refuge in Russia because they are hard working people.

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Go away evil dogger

>marry an older women
I have no fucking sympathy

>americans, prefer to think with their dicks
Thank you penis for telling me who I want to procreate with and if that girl is worth my time. Also there is no such thing as (((love))).

Or maybe it's because there are 8 million more women than men in Russia, especially between the ages of 28-35. I used to know a Russian woman, she told me finding a man is pretty difficult and the reason why a lot of women look for foreign husbands is because all the 'good' Russian men are taken.

They were very real in the 90s, less so now. The first problem with this is there are tons of scams where you are going to chat with 400lbs russian hacker named Sup Forums, instead of beautiful Natalia. The second problem is the women who only care about money are probably going to fuck you over using retarded western divorce law, after getting their green card.

> mistake
Not really, it was intent.

this

Just some autistic kid being mad I think.
Kids with autism are hard to understand.

You can buy a woman in any country for marriage. You just don't form a favorable contract.

brap = fart
just a troll

>tfw a kike is being so honest about his filthy kike ways that it goes against your narrative about kikes being dishonest

tell your enchilada brothers that im coming and im packing
be ready nigger you aint leaving without a bodybag

seems to be the case. a shame, Ukrainian women are smoking hot.

youtube.com/watch?v=RufpS5_k2v0

well ok but what is an enchilada

its this

wow, how have I not heard of this before?
Sounds retarded

You do know a satanist is literally running Russian foreign policy right?

youtube.com/watch?v=GjoIRTzMfHw

Should be stickied

Is this real?

It's retarded IF you think that politicians are working for better future. However it is not retarded at all IF you assume that they are working for the devil. Sometimes because they are really insane and believe all bullshit they push, sometimes because they are blackmailed for banging children, but mostly because they just get a hell lot of money from rich satanic elite.

I can help you with the far superior
>Batushka
meme!

youtube.com/watch?v=xgfa5UlZAL8

(if by meme you mean really impressive musical projects)

I can't stand 95% of metal... but this shit is fucking awesome.

>women in russia want to get out of russia at any cost
why tho?

In Canada they can legally have bestial sex with you evil dogger!

From what I've seen on VK.com, most Russian women don't need it. Perhaps there's a bit of middle-class bias going on here because VK.com will generally be people with lives worth showing off, but I think the stereotype of Russian women as being desperate for money is pretty outdated. Ukraine's economy is much worse, but even there women have a way of finding jobs, money, and beta orbiters.

Women are the same everywhere - they're self-interested, just like men, but have more social and sexual power. The western world IS built around cuckoldry. I've worked in the law courts and these systems seriously do exist to fuck over men on behalf of women - so even if you get a woman who genuinely tries in the relationship, she's going to be receiving government pamphlets in the mail instructing her on how to claim domestic violence, how to get her half of your money... and the courts ALWAYS take their sides. You have no idea unless you've actually directly experienced this how fucked things are.

That said, I've talked to some pretty decent Russian women, and even know a pretty hot 18 year old virgin girl.

>once we get on our feet
The sun will have dealt with us all long before that

Go away evil dogger.

It's real. A friend of mine bought his wife from Russia. She's decent looking, but Russian women generally don't age well.

Once american agents get out of Ukraine (which is possible if Trump becomes president), their puppet government will be overthrown in months, if not weeks. Then Russia helps them to recover pretty fast by arranging big contracts.

Go away evil dogger.

The Russian women ageing thing is an outdated meme, like calling someone a fedora.

The babooshka stereotype is based on women who were living in extremely hard economic times, when the west was very well off.

People age at different rates based on a variety of factors.

My dad legit married and brought over a Ukrainian when I was five. My advice? Don't do it. Slav woman are so fuckin hot, but there legit fucking PSHYCOPATHS. Her son is a legit sadist who tortured me until he moved out. I will hate that bitch and her son until the day I die.

I hope this happens

na, it's still true. women in the eastern half of europe definitely age badly.

you'll find a lot of ugly east european women in their 40's who looked like hot pieces of ass in their early 20's

They are real, but they also will suck the life (and money) out of you.

You have meme image about quiet, but smart and beautiful woman that will make your home comfy and warm and will take of your kids, but that kind of women is super rare in Russia, you might as well win Powerball lottery.

It's the same as any other marriage really. How do you plan on marrying a 10/10 woman with no money. Likewise, you could pluck any 5/10 or homeless woman off the street and she would be happy to marry you. Fat women will even pay guys to marry them

Well then, come with me my brother.

Russians are in their bunkers already

Haven't seen one in a long time

>you'll find a lot of ugly east european women in their 40's who looked like hot pieces of ass in their early 20's

How many women ANYWHERE look good in their 40's? Very few.

For reference, this is a 16 year old American girl.

You can but their plan is to marry, divorce, bring husband over.

With me they would fall in love and worship me and I them. I line all women except blacks or mooooslim.

Mail order brides have a 20% chance of divorce.
American brides have a 50% chance of divorce.

Isn't that nuts? That whole "they just want a green card thing" is just a myth feminists started.

CIA jews blocked Russia IP ranges after they were labelled fake news hackers by the Hillary Clinton obsessed deep state

Yes, but there's a 99% chance she'll run off after she gets her citizenship especially if you're not rich.

feminist spotted