CHICAGO HAPPENING: WTF IS GOING ON HERE?
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Probably some schizo, edgelord or retarded promotion.
"hundreds of cars"
That's definitely multiple actors involved. I'd estimate over five people, which is a pretty sizeable group for a random prank.
literally nothing will happen
Prank, easily. This whole cards thing isn't something a jihadi would do. Nor is this something a shooter would do either. It just has the feel of a prank.
Okay Mr Expert. You're totally right how could one person put 100 cards on cars? That'd take at least 15 minutes.
"Hundreds" is plural. So, unless they're exaggerating, it's 200+. That's in primarily "suburban locations", so there's likely 20-30 feet between each driveway. On top of that, I imagine a sizeable portion of those houses have their cars parked safely inside their garage.
Either it would take hours of persistent dedication or more than a one man.
whats even in aurora?
White people
weird
James Holmes ?
Weed. Someone's going to set fire to the dispensaries and all the potheads are going to sob uncontrollably about how they wished they could've been in the vicinity when it happened for years afterwards.
Aurora Illinois you goose
Aurora is a shithole who cares
Current year will change.
white trash and beaners
I live in Chicago, so if I'm dead in the morning I'll let you guys know.
>amc theater
>aurora
How are you faggots not putting this together?
>inb4 anti-abortion video again
A movie theater
>Chicago
no.
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its anti abortion nuts
sage
Seems too advanced to be the work of sand people or niggers.
*Literally shaking*
Cucks stand up to defend Jewish extortionists.
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>dispensaries
no.
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Which month is 31?
i'm still disappointed from that
This is a viral marketing campaign for some anti-abortion church group. Opening paragraph below.
>This is the terrible event that is going to happen on 12/31/16. Around 30 pre-born boys and girls are scheduled to be mass-murdered at Planned Parenthood in Aurora because their parents decided that murder was better than being good parents, that mutilating their child to death was better than adoption.
Stupid gun laws
child sacrifice is happening right now before your very eyes reeeeeeeee
Oh look it's another bad self eater.
Do you have a sauce
A beta male uprising.
read my mind
So the fags from /r9k/ are finally coming out from their closets? Lad, that's bad.
>hundreds of cars
>I'd estimate over five people
how are they gonna drive all the cars ya doof
waynes world and skaters
It might be abortion. or a sacrifice to Molech.
2 Kings is the 12 book of the Bible.
Chapter 16 tells of how a king sacrificed his son to Moloch, sending him through the flames.
12/31/16. Not sure what the significance of 31 would be...
it's a bit of a stretch. But even if it's true it points back to abortion
Fake and gay. No one cares about your silkscreen T-shirt company, faggot.
Smells like another viral campaign for a shit-tier MUH ABORTION mockumentary.
>12/31/16
>it's about abortion again
>Aurora
I live one town over...
Off by one.
What bothers me is they claim l have hidden clues that we could find if we're "wise" so what the fuck is the point if we can't figure it out
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>Aurora, Illinois
>white people
Pick one and only one
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What if Yellowstone is going to erupt and left these cards as a warning?
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>double trips
>inb4 Isis warning
double trips brings the truth.
kek
Ok I got an idea someone to in paint and take the bucket, seeing if it has a hidden messag
What?
It's probably another abortion thing, but I wouldn't even be mad if something did happen. I live 10 minutes from Aurora and it is full of niggers and spics.
Yea, who would actually turn down a happening?
BadSelfEater 2: Electric Boogaloo
December 31st 2016
Us Burgers go Month/Day/Year for listing dates.
The leaf Problem is out of control
ordinary white people and latinos
aurora is the very definition of mediocrity
Same. We're screwed, user.
They don't look yellow and I am pretty sure they were made of paper, not stone.
came here to post this.
denied.
>fbianon
>look to the cards
+1
>Seek it happens 12/31/16 in the book of face
>the book of face
Which one of you nerds did this?
Hoax, the card reads as a warning, but never specifies what of, just tells them to watch for signs on the roadways, literally nothing
Unless it snows
Probably just another gorilla marketing stunt for the opening of some grand mall.
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VIRAL MARKETING
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anyone remember the name of that badselfeater guy? we should get him arrested
kek
underrated
Remember these, butthole?
It's another "Sup Forums falls for every single viral marketing campaign because it likes to meme itself into believing anything that sounds interesting" episode.
Everything on the Internet is fake. Normies are boring cowards. No one is going to shit unless they're a sandnigger thinking they're getting 42 virgins for it.
>tfw you'd prolly be fooled by this just like badselfeater and mayday but it's in chicago and not your own hometown
I live in Aurora. It sucks donkey dicks!
Mr Teeth updated his FB page the other week and got chastised by unhappy people lol. His bait was super elaborate and well done, I'll give him that.
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