CHICAGO HAPPENING: WTF IS GOING ON HERE?

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Probably some schizo, edgelord or retarded promotion.

"hundreds of cars"
That's definitely multiple actors involved. I'd estimate over five people, which is a pretty sizeable group for a random prank.

literally nothing will happen

Prank, easily. This whole cards thing isn't something a jihadi would do. Nor is this something a shooter would do either. It just has the feel of a prank.

Okay Mr Expert. You're totally right how could one person put 100 cards on cars? That'd take at least 15 minutes.

"Hundreds" is plural. So, unless they're exaggerating, it's 200+. That's in primarily "suburban locations", so there's likely 20-30 feet between each driveway. On top of that, I imagine a sizeable portion of those houses have their cars parked safely inside their garage.

Either it would take hours of persistent dedication or more than a one man.

whats even in aurora?

White people

weird