Do you have a gun? Would you be afraid to use it? Have you actually given thought to how that would go down?
What about those of you who don't carry? Just what exactly were you planning to do to protect your family? Call 911?
One of the root causes of liberalism, besides mental illness, is feeling dependent on those in authority to do jobs you should be able to do as a man.
yes, i do own a gun. i have an fal
no, im not afraid to use it, in fact ive used it before on real people
it would go down with me standing behind the steel stairs and moving the barrel of the rifle through them, kneeling behind solid concreet and steel while overlooking the area in which the robber would go into in order to move through the house. either that or lay down in the room behind my own , covered to the left by a wall in front of me, and with my gun out on the right side facing the entrance.
I don't have a gun but I lift and I have a hatchet by my bed. If the guy has a gun I'm probably screwed though. At least I'll die fighting. Or trying to.
take gun from bedside table, shoot dindu multiple times in the torso while my rottweilers attack him
seems simple enough, there is a warning sign on my house in case they didn't realize not to try breaking in.
I live in a pretty average house in Canada and have nothing obvious to burgle.
There are also nicer houses that would be more value and easier to access in my neighborhood.
No one is ever going to come here. I could literally leave my doors wide open all night and sleep soundly knowing I don't live in with a bunch of wild fucking animals roaming around breaking into places.
Get a knife and pray. Not having guns is shit. I've had intruders on the property and I'd probably be dead if they wanted to kill me.
Im so poor I dont have anything worth breaking in for
>nigger breaks in
>nigger has body turned to hamburger and giant exit wound holes in torso
>tile and drywall that got nigger meat and blood on it is torn out and replaced
>life goes on for a human
Be prepared or get niggered.
Browning Hi Power under my pillow. 16 9mm bullets waiting for Tyrone.
Failing that. Ar15, ak74, moist nugget, k98k, makarov, cz52, glock 19, and a garand all sit loaded in my gun safe. Which is 2 steps away.
Exact same here except Im I have El Salvadorian heritage so naturally I have a machete by my bed
>tfw grew up in rural MN and would often leave front door open on hot nights
>>White guy robbing ghetto black women
Yea sure
And somehow, Germany gets punished instead of you.
i don't have a gun because i'm a broke ass 'college student' so i'd probably beat them over the head with my bong
its pretty thick, basically a glass mace like in my nerd games, probably wouldn't even break. maybe the robber man has some cash on him and i can buy some weed to smoke out of the bong i just bashed his head in with.
i miss living in the woods, drinking whisky all day and shooting shotguns at trees to pass the time. education is a joke. i wish this didn't sound so mundane. my grandfather had like 4 kids by my age, having the time of his life blasting commies in vietnam. what happened? i always tell myself my work here is important. and maybe it is. in my dreams i am boundless energy. but this place exhausts me.
i don't even do anything
She THICC doe
I have a legal firearm because I'm American. So, probably that.
look at hand. granny be too old.
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>What about those of you who don't carry?
Call 911 and try to brain the fucker with a club. I should get a gun though. Home invasion is no fucking joke.
gib sorce
>live in small West Slavic community
>not a Slav but still friends
>mfw everytime someone lost dindu tries to break in somewhere half the village is armed and roving
>No guns yet
>recently applied for handgun license (Glock .40)
>in NY state
>gun laws are cucked as hell
>process can take months, on top of full time college and work
Once I get it home defense should be a breeze. My house has a long hallway that you can see from my bedroom at the western-most end to the eastern-most wall of the kitchen adjacent to the main entrance, as well as intersecting with the side entrance. Anyone who approached me would have to pass my line of sight in order to advance on me. I have some amount of range training, the length from end to end is ~12-16m which is a distance I feel fairly confident at. Until then I have a metal bat in my room which then I would wait until they approached in the blindside of the door and ambush them.
Why not just ask him to leaf?
I have a hatchet and loaded handgun in the top drawer of my nightstand plus a loaded shotgun next to my computer since I spend most of my free time in the computer room, if somebody breaks in they will regret it
>German on vacation in the US
A group of 3 armed men broke into my house while my family, some friends, and I were in it. We had a shotgun but no time to get to it. Not a good idea either since it would've been 3 vs 1.
I still recommend having guns but it's not like it guarantees your safety. Sometimes you're simply fucked.
Sauce
I wanna see this bitch get fucked
>came home from work
>front door open, shouldn't be
>rush in, some cunt in living room, pasty junkie going thru our shit, freaks out
>chase the cunt over back fence, into adjoining car park in Adelaide cbd
> cunt pulls a knife, cop a nick to right side ambdomen
>fuck this guy, chase anyway
> lose him next fence
If it were legal to shoot cunts, I woulda
Why didn't you just deafen them? You've got one of these in your house don't you?
I'd swipe at them with my katana.
Kiki minaj
Well, truth be told it looks like he took a screen cap from the start of a porno.
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Yes. Mossberg 500. Do not enter my home without my permission.
Don't fear canuk faggot. Any engagement that may happen in your own home will be within that little window where an assailant can close the distance to melee in the same amount of time that a gunman can bring his weapon to bear. Your hatchet isn't totally worthless.
Nice choice on the fal
I have a shotgun in case of a burglary and pickaxe handle I gripped with some electrician's tape for hostile entries. The school of thought here being that I would have plenty of time to load the shotgun if they were trying to quietly steal my tv, but not if they bum rushed through the front door up to my room
Metal Bat next to the bed
Loyal Doggo to rip out assailants throats
House next door is owned by a rich real estate guy and has a Bentley in the driveway
I would attack them like a feral beast in the dark. My home is my castle, mother fucker.
I would surrender my belongings, duh.
I'm a swordfag so I have a bunch of shit like Scimitars, Arming Swords (Broadsword to you normies) Katanas, Claymores, Falchions, Sverts, Sabers, Axes, Maces
Also I figured it's all pretty useless so I'm going to try and get an M14 even if it can only legally hold 5 rounds
PF is watching
What if the police conduct a search and find your Nigger Hate folder?
Why not just get a shotgun for home defense though? It's more polite to your neighbors, the slugs are less likely to go through a wall and kill them than a .40 caliber bullet is after all.
Somewhat underrated post.
You know niggers tend to travel up to the higher income housing to rob right?
Hell, middle class neighborhoods you describe don't last long. Just takes one motivated pack of niggers to come in and wreck someone's shit, and boom, now there's deadbolt locks and pitbulls on every block.
I'd act with extreme prejudice.
Junior year of college, 2am some retard hoped up on god knows what beats my door down with a sledgehammer. He takes two steps in across the threshold and gets a .45 in the knee cap and the pelvis. No hesitation and no regrets about it should put one in head to and called it a night. Cops said I should have killed em.
Hatchet under the bed.
Learn to throw a hatchet while doing a backflip like the spetznas.
This is a datamining thread
I have a dead security cam, a "there is nothing worth dying for sign," and a home security sign to give the illusion my home is secured without paying for shit.
Do you have ham? If you have ham, you could be burgled... by the hamburglar
When I was in 9 grade I had to stay home for two weeks becauseI got a late circumcision or else my dick hole was going to be covered up, so I was wearing a t shirt and that's it.
The door that we had to come through was jammed as well, so when I heard someone tackle against it and come in I thought it was my mom and went around the corner saying, "Hi Mom" and found a black dude bending down to pet my cat.
I ran to my parents bedroom and got a gun and head under the bed with the phone and called my parents with the gun pointed at the doors until my mom came and then the police.
I think I was like 12 or 13. I started school early, so I was a young 9th grader. He apparently ran as soon as he saw me.
i would snap into hunt-and-kill mode and become death incarnate.
Someone tried to break into my house last year so I charged downstairs at them and they ran away
Im ex military. Ive put people in the ground before. putting some fucking robber down wont be a thing.
My cousin shot and killed an intruder and it wasn't all cut and dry. He still had to be investigated and tried for murder. He was acquitted, but it was still a huge waste of time and money.
If I'm in the same situation, I probably won't shoot unless I absolutely have to.
nigger burglar pets the cat
this story is hard to believe
pretty sure it is...
It depends. I'm ex military so I am cool with killing people. I sleep with my handgun on my nightstand.
My concern would be if I thought my dogs were just barking at something retarded and I kicked my dogs and told them to shut up and went back to sleep.
I'd throw my piss bottles at them, then unsheathe my katana.
>2nd degree burglary, destruction of property to gain entry -lethal force allowed
>castle doctrine
>stand your ground
>house is dark
Not all states are shitholes like California.
He said meming aside, user..
That said, Im ex military. Ive put people in the ground before. putting some fucking robber down wont be a thing.
With glorious 7.62 x 54r
possibly a bayonet charge as well
heh.. katanas are SO outdated
if robbers break into my house and start search for valuables, i would give them a hand, because fuck if if there is anything valuable in my house
but i noticed weird trend among swedes to keep some gold, jewelry or even some costly painting in the house ... why tho?
you get money on account, good computer and big tv - is all you need
Why the fuck does her belly button look like a botched tranny operation?
>implying I don't have motion sensor detectors rigged to shoot anyone who comes into my "space"
I would masturbate in the closet like this chick is doing
What if you see your TV floating away with a pair of floating teeth above it?
>about to make a comment about you being a virgin
>Look at little picture
>To go OP pic
>Expand
Mfw
God damn kikes
shotgun and pistol
your gonna have a bad time
50 or 60'' new tv cost here about $1k
after few months if robber takes it, i doubt he can even sell it or get $50 tops for it
so yeah, he will break his back carrying it out for nothing
I have a fal too
>Do you have a gun?
No (Soon)
>Would you be afraid to use it?
No
>Have you actually given thought to how that would go down?
Yes
>Just what exactly were you planning to do to protect your family?
cut their life into pieces this is my last renaissance sword
>thinking carrying a 60 inch tv will break somebody's back
Is the sweden meme true?
dude, can you even fuction outside of meme universe?
got a steel pipe next to my bed, will go at any cunt like my life depends on it, if i goto jail so be it #yolo
>Small Antechamber the opens to a YUGE stairwell antechamber up to my apartment door
>lights are out in antechambers, havent fixed them in years
>walls are all painted black, zero visibility
>assortment of weapons
Id hear them trying to get in minutes ahead of them breaking through the door into the stairwell, at which point id hear them as they fumbled up the stairs for probably another minute.
Probably wouldnt even reach the point of an actual altercation, I could just throw some shit down the stairs and theyd fuck off with some broken bones.
If they fired some shots id toss a smoke grenade down. If they persisted after all of that, then id shoot them when they stumbled blindly in the door.
Nothin personell.
You should have. Now they have to prosecute him and send him to prison with our tax money.
Have real experience of this.
>live on shitty council estate
>everyone gets along apart from one family
>they just so happen to be niggers
>one night at about 2am i hear my house door creak open slowly
>grab my air rifle and wander downstairs
>meet the resident nigger in my kitchen
>shoot him in the thigh
>he was very polite to me from that day on
This post is written in jest, this post should absolutely not be taken at face value. The events described in this post are fictitious and should not be treated as real.
>Do you have a gun?
yes.
>Would you be afraid to use it?
What's the alternative, I'm more afraid for my families safety
> Have you actually given thought to how that would go down?
I have and dealt with false alarms before, and in retrospect I regret nothing.
basic bitch room clearing.
>What about those of you who don't carry?
Darwin will take care of them.
>Just what exactly were you planning to do to protect your family?
murderlize intrueder
>Call 911?
Sure once confirm and or dealt with the intruder.
i'm still using an old plasma, if i dropped it on some cunts back it'll break it, weighs a tonne
Sort of. I can life 60" flatscreen TVs without breaking my back.
I have three guns in my house and one of them is literally a couple inches away from my mouse, so I'm ready to blast any perping fag
I dont own a gun because I have an adequate sized penis
Oh I'm sure older TV's would. I have a 55" and I can pick it up so easily. I just never do since I never have a reason for it.
This is Australia. It's literally illegal to defend your home from an invader. You are by law supposed to let him take whatever he wants and not hurt him unless he hurts you.
It's a load of shit. If it ever happened to me, I'd bash/kill the cunt and put a knife in his hand.
Your penis isn't much use when Tyrone is pegging you.
>Do you have a gun?
Yes.
>Would you be afraid to use it?
No.
I've got a long stabby thing just in case
Ready.
Willing.
Prepared to fight.
just get a pet cassowary or emu and teach it to attack people when you play a specific abo song with your didgeridoo
although some would argue to subject someone to abo music be cruel enough
>This is accurate
Cassowaries are rare. I've never even seen one. They are only really found in North QLD and PNG.
Many. Not afraid, but intruder should be.
>that filename
heh heh