Be kanker

>be kanker
>spill water
>get flooded

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At least I am not the paria of the world.

YOUR STOMACH HURTS
YOU NEED TO POO
BUT I WONT LET YOU NEAR THE LOO

SHOO SHOO, YOUNG PAJEET
TO THE DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET

De zetels Greet
Overhandig ze

kek

They won't get flooded.
The sea barbarians won the fight against the sea.

But I'm still waiting for the day the dams break and randstad dies.

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME WHEN MY GUT WAS FEELING FUNNY
I SHOULD JUST CARRY ON INSTEAD
I WAS FEELING KINDA A DUMB WITH A STREAK ACROSS MY BUM
WHILE STOCKING UP ON SPRITE AND STALE BREAD

WELL, THE SHARTS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
PUT MY HAND ON MY ASS AND I HIT THE MART RUNNING
DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO USE THE JOHN
MY PANTS GET FULL AND MY BOWL GETS NONE

SO MUCH TO POO, SO MUCH TO PEE
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH DOING IT AISLE THREE?
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO
SO PUT YOUR BROWN STAINS ON SHOW

>be poo
>spill loo
>get flooded

We have dikes, you know? We actually invest into stuff rather selling the country to 3rd party companies

Nederland appreciation thread?

Toppy kek

>Be Dutch
>Speak English more than your native language

I can't stay mad at you, Pajeet. Tell us what's wrong and we will pray with you to the 6 armed octopus lady to make it better.

heeee boysss

>be indian
>decide to use loo for first time
>get bitten by snake

Boy oh boy am I glad I never have to smell an Indian.

>be curry madras
>watch the Dutch spice merchants sail by with full load
>get vindaloo up the bum

wat een slechte repliek

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>says the 190 kg man posting from his mothers basement after he shooed her away for the fifth time that day when she asked to have a bath

>belgie
>52%
fuck walen

Walen zijn de negers van belgie net zoals in amerika

??????????

To be fair I'd answer no just to fuck stats up

>y-you're not gonna be able to i-insult your way to the torentje geert

Kek

>I only pretend to be retarded

Thanks bro, love you too France, my grandfather married himself a French cutie and spend the rest of his life in Chalon-Sur Sâone.
The visits were probably the best times of my life.

Kanker hoer.

>lives in India
>thinks he can speak to a white man as an equal

Don't make me laugh

I employ many Indians and I know how useless you are. Your country is an unsalvageable dump, and your people can barely figure out how to use the advance's we brought you, let alone create any of your own.

That is why you will always be irrelevant, and that is why I make enough in a day to feed your entire family for a year.

>be loo
>street gets flooded
>nowhere to take a shit

top kek, goeie miem

>pic related

Ik maak Thierry miems aan de lopende band
Ahuehuehue

Châlon-sur-saône is near where I live ..PRAISE BURGUNDY

We speak old ass west-Germanic, German and English are modernized versions so we prefer to speak that because its easier than our own language that has pretty big limits because its so old.

>have 100 gollorians $$$s
>shart in mart

L O L
O
L

hier een voorgefabriceerde miem die ik vond

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Niet slecht man, niet slecht.

Be careful of the toilet witch!

>mgw toenemend antisemitisme

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>Be Indian
>Overpopulate his country
>Die of starvation
>2030

What you say you mother bicth?

Poo in the loo!
Not on the street, Pajeet.

They lived next to the cathedral, we used to go to the beach nearby every weekend.

>Basement bantz
>Chimps out

Sorry but you albino chimps are too degenerate, even for us. I mean who the fuck mutilates and stiches up a new pair of genitals and then fucks people in the ass with it except for euronigger countries?

It's impossible to die of starvation in India. Right to food is guaranteed in the constitution and govt. gives food away for free to poor people

te he he he

There is not shit on average Indian street,the only shit is in designated streets, no where else.

We all are.

t. Randsteder

Dude, your numbers are insane! You can't feed that many mouths.

but why

Why you hating on us poobro?

Atleast we have freedom

fucking eastern scum i hate them all
they come here in the west and spoil everything fucking criminal minded superstitious assholes
why would you guys leave us after 300 years of rule and establishment

Quality post pajeet.

>Can't shit in designated streets

>Claims he has freedom

Pick one and only one.

the ultimate redpill

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_distribution_system
PDS feeds about 400 million BPL people

It's just a meme bro

>why would you guys leave us after 300 years of rule and establishment

Because you asked.

We mainly also have temples, NGO's and Gurdwara's to feed poor people.

You cannot eat paper with letters on it.

I don't see what the problem is

Dat is een goede mijm mein heer

kek

>Be india
>Wake up
>Brush dried poo from my hair
>Rinse mouth out with mouthwash infused with cow piss
>Make porridge infused with cow shit
>put on only clothes that aren't covered in shitstains.
>Take a dump on my way to work at my favourite street
>Get poo on my clothes
>Poo from the sky lands on my clothes
>That'll be 500 rupoos mister AirIndia
>Feeling dehydrated from breathing air that is 50% shit particles
>Stop at the local cow
>Pray for 15 minutes
>Blessed with a bottle of golden goodness
>Yum
>Finally get to work
>Go onto Sup Forums
>Begin shitposting

Poo is life for you. That is why I look at you with nothing but pity

It's sustainable that program? I mean, that can't be good on terms on productivity and economy. Besides, resources like the soil can't endure that massive explotation forever. Red pill me on how India will improve in those areas, please.

delete this post

you mean that bald headed guy gandhi turned his stick and told brits too fuck off? i always thought brits were so fucked because of the WWII that they had to chose between india and and their motherland

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dank u

What a shit reply. Confirms that pajeets are shit on the streets and shit in the sheets

Alright Pajeet, this was 10/10

waarom wordt er zoveel gekankerd of Jan Roos terwijl hij duidelijk gebaseerd is

L E L

>Red pill me on how India will improve in those areas, please.

I think you don't know much about India, India consists of 28 states in which 6 states contribute to half of the population of India.
Those are the few states where all this filthy shit happens, all of those states are 40-55% muslim dominated.

The even remaining population consists of lower caste Hindus, since most upper caste people left, don't reproduce much or were killed in Islam/British invasions of India.

So those states will improve if BJP wins, BJP isn't a meme-tier parties like you have ones in the western countries.

Those states will once start improving once there population rate gets stable, which have already started too.

But those states are as Indians as South America is North American.

Most Indians state already have 70+ literacy and growing.

Also birth rates are completely stable - both of poor, middle class and rich.

In 100 years, India will have a much decreased population of old and poor but more of rich and young.

What did he mean by this?

Thanks bro for the aswer.

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jesus christ, didn't know other countries sucked that much

Kek
Reminds me of quality jebcore

this kills the belgian

>>Superpower in 2030
>>Cacklingwhores.jpg

All the Dutch think they can speak English. But in reality it's beyond retarded English.

Well slung, you fucking monkey

>Stop at the local cow
>Pray for 15 minutes
kek

never go full retard

Here's the city what i live in really looks like, how's it?

youtube.com/watch?v=G1XFsARBTaU

e chodya tu gujarati chho?

fuck off gujjew

Looks comfy as fuck. Keep it up!

I somehow think there's a part of city which they aren't showing to us...

Nope, they are showing every part.
My city is not even close to the best in India, just a normal city but now we have poor people coming from eastern states of India since it's so much of work is available here, 10 years ago the case was different.

Hu Gujrati nathi chai

bombay?

Kut hollanders

Sure...Sure.. Whatever poo...