Why is canada so shit compared to Australia?

well?

*sips Gatorade*

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>18% less likely to be in prison

is canada incarceration rate 82%?

Which website is this? Can you also compare other countries?

took me 1 search to find it you fat lazy autist
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they're faggots that's for sure

you can do every country
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holy shit, your healthcare is expensive as fuck, you kangaroo fuckers

>84.29% less likely to be murdered

what the fuck is happening in your country?

there are aboriginal towns here that are safer than that jesus

>18.06% less likely to be in prison
Not too bad Aussies considering you're prison island

I would move to Australia, but I've been told it's full.

lol

Well, it works. Unlike everyone else's.

>we live 0.4 years longer than leafs

We truly are the most powerful race

>84.29% less likely to be murdered

Holy shit lmao

True enough

Of course abo towns are safer, they're perfectly safe as long as you aren't aboriginal.

If I was in Argentina I'd be 100% less likely to be white

>no dangerous spiders
>no shark attacks
>no deadly jellyfish
>no emus
seems pretty nice to me

>84% less likely to be murdered

Wew
why is canada such HIV/Aids swarm

>America

Finally a foreigner gets it

the only thing that matters here is the money u dummy

these numbers are inflated cuz of niggers. go to Montana, the Dakotas, midwest and u dont see this shit

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I think you are misinterpreting that stat

its like, if australia has 100 murders per 1000000 people argentina has 184 murdes per 1000000 people

>Make 22% more money
>Be 28% more likely to be unemployed
I don't like those odds

see
in this comparison with usa, they are 350% more likely to be murdered

USA is the perfect deal.

>be 7 times more likely to be in prison
I'm not a nigger.
>have 16.72% less free time
I have too much of it already.
>be 3.2 times more likely to be murdered
Still not a nigger.
>spend 89.66% more money on health care
Not a problem, I can cope with it
>experience 47.06% more of a class divide
Don't care
>be 50% more likely to have HIV/AIDS
I don't fuck niggers
>have 7.45% more babies
That's good desu.

Also it doesn't say that I will be 100 times freer in USA than in France.

well *eats caramello koala*

Could you deal with the massive shift in employer-employee relations? You'd be going from the country with the most stringent worker rights laws in the world to a country that is as close to laissez-faire capitalism as you can reasonably get. 1 week of holiday per year would fucking suck, even if you earn more

Behold contempt towards the uruguayan master race

>17.2 times more likely to be murdered

USA more SHIT.S.A

Actually pretty good

Well the energy thing is cause we have winter.

Everything else is because it's 2016

I'm kinda okay with this. Pretty sure that healthcare number is way lower in reality also.

>make 47,08% more money
>"free" healthcare

>holy shit, your healthcare is expensive as fuck, you kangaroo fuckers

because a bunch of asian gooks walk into the emergency room with hayfever every single fucking day. You could fix Australia's healthcare if you just charged 50 dollars to go to the emergency room.

Makes no sense, USA has a lower unemployment rate than Australia.

Also doesn't account for the outrageous taxes on everything here, particularly cars and stamp duty.

GST

>believing obama

>not an argument

Australian government is even more leftwing and statist than obama.

>using more oil is a bad thing
>using more electricity is a bad thing

we got more brown prople. this explains most of the red and more babies

>What are niggers and spics who make up 40% of the population

most important statistic
>be kek % more likely to loose your virginity to livestock

>his country is 40% indian pavement

No, that would be true if it was 84% more likely.

>94 less likely to be murdered

Well, that's neat

fpbp

Does moveing to Uruguay increese chance of weed smokeing by 100%?

top kek

delet this post immediately

>using oil and electricity is bad
ok

>Ausfailians more likely to be convicts

Some things never change

>argentina
>electricity

>3 times more likely to have HIV/AIDS
>27.27% more likely to be murdered
>24.56% more likely to be unemployed
how the fuck is Canada still alive

> spend 2.9 more times more money on health care

Wtf America

Ooops meant to say

> 2.9 times more

>3 times more likely to have HIV/AIDS
hows your wife and jamals son doing

I'm surprised Kangarooland hasn't blocked Sup Forums, they're the only anglo country with internet censorship and they block anything deemed politically incorrect or offensive.

Nice try Australia but you have just as many mudslimes as us and as many gays as us.
>3.3% of leafland's population is mudslime
>2.9% of kangarooland's population is mudslime
>1.7% of leafland's population is gay
>1.6% of kangarooland's population is gay
not to mention kangarooland has more interracial couples than we do

Australia's full of tough cunts, Canada's full of discount-French.

>Spain is a shithole

But you live 4.5 years longer

Belgium, what the fuck are you doing

Fpbp

lmao what the fuck USA

>Medpacks
>2 times more likely to have HIV/AIDS
You people have something to explain here

THEY KNOW OUR SECRETS

DELET THIS THREAD IMMEDIATELY

You know your countries shit when you actually have less chance of being murdered in the USA

The only one that's actually worse is being in prison, and that's just because of ghetto niggers and spics in liberal shithole mega-cities.

>104135320
at least we have a qualified prime minister no matter what

BC is the province where australians go to become men and learn what snow and ice is.

Jesus you people in other countries are fucking poor as shit kek

nice post argentina

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Why would you choose to leave gasoline sniffing abos to go live in a country full of listerine drinking abos?

Because cucknadians prefer burying their heads in the sand than acknowledging their country's problems, thus the problems only ever get exacerbated.
A couple years ago I thought that the health system was shit except for routine stuff, turns out doctors with decades of experience that have been with a hospital for years can't even do routine procedures without botching them.
>52% tax rate

>die 36 years sooner
>79% more likely to be unemployed

you photoshopped France over some African country didn't you?

>India

Should be
>be 100% less likely to poo in loo

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If you don't have health care Obama and his medicaid will charge you money for not being able to have healthcare.

>Mountain Jews are gay
>Mountain Jews spread aids with random sex