Supervolcano under Naples shows signs of awakening

independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/supervolcano-naples-italy-eruption-dormant-reawaken-geologists-a7488806.html

Please yes.
Let's pray Kek to end the 2016 with a nice bang.

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Naples will die soon

>Capable of producing a VEI-7 eruption
>The same size as Tambora which did pic related from the other side of the planet
Spaghettis and migrants absolutely BTFO, Winter Chan will strike

haha wow holy shit if that blows.

VULCANIC WINTER
FREEZE THE SHITSKINS, SCAVENGING WAR NOW

I wouldn't mind 3 degrees cooler right about now.

Wouldn't that also depend on air currents and where they'd move the ashes cloud?
Voulcanic winter could as weel affect more russia and china.

I like how you think, but the most important part is removing Naples from the maps.

Kill us all, praise kek

>tfw Naples' traditional tourist slogan is literally "see the Bay of Naples and die"

It will explode 2019. Check my id.

what if Volcanic Winter happens at the same time as an economic recession?

we're fucked

Harden up cunt
>could as weel affect more russia and china
>china
>killing chinks
LETS A GO MARIO

>what if Volcanic Winter happens at the same time as an economic recession?
Even better.

Well, I don't know if it would be much worse than the pollution they already have t.b.h.

EVERY LITTLE BIT COUNTS
THE ONLY GOOD CHINK IS A DEAD ONE
NEVER LET THE YELLOW DEVIL INTO YOUR COUNTRY

The Independent has become clickbait tier in the last few years because it is dying. They've stopped their print edition and replaced it with "The i", which is literally a 5-page newspaper with tweets as stories.

Their website is disgusting, littered with obnoxious ads that make it a nightmare to read and navigate.

As a result they've deduced that their best course of action is to reduce themselves to buzzfeed/snopes tier headlines and articles to get people sharing them on facebook. That's why you may have noticed more and more independent links being shared with ridiculous clickbait headlines.

Ignore. Block. Let die.

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It's "See Naples and die", because Naples is so beatiful that you can die happily after you saw it, at least according to whoever came up with this slogan.

Just googling there is a list of sources. Which one would have been better?

Fixed: "See Naples and then die"

>fucked

Oh no friend so long as the Russians get on side

youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4wEAO07hM

Some rind mod should Reeeboot this

look at me... we pompeii now

Definitely none of them. Guardian is the most "reputable" of them and they've gone full clickbait SJW alarmist in the last few years as well

>All hearts think of only self preservation

>Winterchan kills all interlopers

FAKE NEWS

news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/12/supervolcano-campi-flegrei-stirs-under-naples-italy/
A long-quiet yet huge supervolcano that lies under 500,000 people in Italy may be waking up and approaching a "critical state," scientists report this week in the journal Nature Communications.

Based on physical measurements and computer modeling, "we propose that magma could be approaching the CDP [critical degassing pressure] at Campi Flegrei, a volcano in the metropolitan area of Naples, one of the most densely inhabited areas in the world, and where accelerating deformation and heating are currently being observed," wrote the scientists—who are led by Giovanni Chiodini of the Italian National Institute of Geophysics in Rome.

A sudden release of hot magmatic gasses is possible in the near future, which could trigger a large eruption, the scientists warn. Yet the timing of any possible eruption is unknown and is currently not possible to predict.

sounds like a great prank for new years eve, but i was expecting the Argentina to receive this smiting for the pope's transgressions.
O well. If it goes boom hard enough, maybe we get a south Germany sea border.

>Nat geo

OK I'm a little bit more concerned. But they're going a little SJW recently as well ("The New Europeans" etc).

Used to be subscribed until a few years ago, so to be honest I haven't seen their more recent mags so can't really say myself.

My concern level has risen from 2/10 to 5/10 as a result

This is the only chance we get to get rid of those leeches
Please make it happen
It doesn't say when it's due to, though. Like, more or less when. If it's 5,000 years I wouldn't care less

not "if", "when".

Look around you, see all those fucking mountains and foot hills and valleys and basins and all that other shit? you think that got there slow and calmly?

Fuck, all it would take is the right series of events and you're looking at a new Siberian Traps scenario. They don't even know what the fuck triggered it and it went on for a few hundred thousand years without end, killing off almost all life on earth.

>news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/12/supervolcano-campi-flegrei-stirs-under-naples-italy/

>In response to the news, Italy's government has raised the volcano's threat level from green to yellow, or from quiet to requires scientific monitoring.
Campi Flegrei is thought to have formed hundreds of thousands of years ago. A massive eruption 200,000 years ago spewed so much ash that it darkened the skies around the planet, triggering a "volcanic winter." That event is thought to have been the largest volcanic episode in the history of Europe over that time.

The volcano erupted again 35,000 and 12,000 years ago. An eruption about 40,000 years ago might have contributed to the extinction of the Neanderthals, a 2010 study suggested, although that report has been debated. The volcanic area was also known by the ancient Greeks. (See pictures of another supervolcano.)

A smaller but still sizable eruption was observed at the supervolcano in 1538. That event lasted eight days and created the mountain Monte Nuovo. But since then, the volcano has been quiet, slumbering for more than 500 years.

>killing off almost all life on earth
How can we make it happen?

We get them in the mail for poop time reading, and half the time the cover leaves me with a scowl.

I wonder if this has anything to do with:

express.co.uk/news/weird/746017/WWIII-St-Januarius-blood-failed-liquifying-famine-disease

>meet cute girl who actually likes me
>she has just gone back to Italy to visit family for christmas
God fucking damn it

If she's from Campania you most likely dodged a bullet.

If not it shouldn't be a huge problem.

You have to choose

We can either have RWDS and global genocide

Or we can have natural disasters that end all life on earth.

Oh wow.

a literal bullet.

>We can either have RWDS and global genocide
Why not both? I'm sure there would be a few surviving groups - RWDS need to make sure that the shitskins amongst those groups find their proper fate.

Would the original research increase that?

nature.com/articles/ncomms13712

>similar calculations yield a failure time of 5,670±735 days from the beginning of the anomaly (that is, 2005)

This thing is predicted to go by 2023 at the latest.

Way to waste it you fucking cuck

MAMA MIA! DATS A ONE SPICY MEAT-AH-BALL!

>digits
Kek confirms

no survivors

We have all seen the projected blast and smoke range charts for Yellowstone, does anyone have similar information for Europe if this one blows?

>nation jewgraphic.

kek wills it. Check 'em

Quick!

Give Naples all your kebabs!

\o/

I love this sense of humour. However, if you live in europe this fact might be slightly less funny.

Not yet.
I'm actually pretty interestes.
I live almost as far as you can from Naples while still being in Italy, I'd love to know id it would be enough.

As for yellowstone, what would be the range?
MIles? Tens of miles? More?

You surely meant "give the volcano all your keks", right?

\o/

I found this

Oh fuck.

\o/ kek wills it \o/

That (your comment) was pretty funny.

All of us neapolitan refugees of peace will culturally enrich you northcucks if that shit blows up.

I really like what I am seeing.
I really do.

The vulcanologist in charge of the study, this Chiodini guy, predicts that, should an eruption really happen (a fact that cannot predicted itself, right now), it the situation would be "very dangerous" for 500,000 people.

This doesn't sound Naples going full Pompeii even in the worst case scenario.

SHITTING DICK NAPLES

Greece, full of rapefugees and Turkey. Let it happen.

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>implying you would survive
kek

Will Rome be alright?

Plenty of early warning signals before the eruption.
PREPARE YOUR ANUS

>this

Bullet with a name on it
Checked

rome fell like 1500 years ago dumb ass

Indeed.

This Italian seismologist scholar is right.

I don't know about the necessity to somehow prepare your rectum for this event but this gentleman knows his shit.

putting all my magicks into this thing blowing.

R-rare?

Borderline safe if that's accurate.

Also I just realized my city is in my ID. What did kek mean by that?

Good luck, Campi Flegrei-chan!

>implying they won't be too lazy to act on it beside praying san gennaro

If digits repeat it explodes very soon
If not then no or minor happening

>that hideous architecture

i guess theyre not planning for the long run

It will happen
Fire will destroy this world and from the ashes a new world will born
Check these doubles

terrone btfo

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Good
youtube.com/watch?v=IfRQJ4tLS7I

That would be the most sweet christmas present.

>THE CITY OF NEO-POMPEII

>anglo playing a greek
It triggers me exactly like pic related, if not more
WE WUZ SPARTANZ AND SHIEEET

Anzu BTFO

I'm dreaming of a white christmas....

hate to tell u this but the greeks were actually germanic and they didnt look like the moor rape babies that live there today

AYO HOL UP

Jesus, is it one of those
>once every 200,000 years
Deals?

>tfw you live in aus
>no volcanos or earthquakes, only shitty cyclones that always veer off at the last second and hit the town next to you

that's because there is a little village called Mori (muori - "die")

vedi Napoli e poi Mori :DDDD

A supervolcano in Australia would just be a cherry on top of a sundae.

>mori
>literally moors

I wonder why

romans were germanic retard that's why it is the first reich

Every year, I say the same damn thing to Californians:
>if you build in fire country, your house WILL burn down
>stop acting so fucking shocked

Apparently I can now say the same thing about building on a volcanic caldera...

Here is the best source

davidicke.com/article/397829/set-blow-supervolcano-campi-flegrei-reawakening-near-naples-hit-500000-people

>we wuz

Let the hot happenings pour.

ur the one whos we wuzing, moor

They built an entire fucking street on a floodplain where I am

Guess what

It flooded

Why do they have a garbage bin?

How can you be so anti-flood, man? Jesus...

#notallfloods