ITS HAPPENING!!!!

omfg guys my life is over, i wanted to take a sip from my bottle and accedently tipped it, it fell and MY WATER SPILLED!!!!

what to do guys?? IM SCARED!!!

*pic related

don't worry greatest ally, we'll ship you a bunch more bottled water at no cost

Leaves are using proxies now!?

Hope Mossad kills you for defamation, brother

thx senpai, just make sure its payed by american tax payers

Fucking hell mate! This is at least 4 times worse than the holocaust.

But that's only because the holocaust never happened.

no problem bud, but you'll have to accept 200,000 Muslim refugees. that's cool tho right?

>a jew buying spring water
things that didn't happen

I heard israel has incredible tap water purity anyway, like 10ppm

Do jews actually buy bottled water?

yea, plenty of room im gaza

Blame it on white people and spread propaganda about how white people always spill water. That way it won't happen again, and people will feel sorry for you and give you free water.

you know what else didnt happened? Aussies win against a bunch of emos....

What the check

I've watched far too much porn tonight

spoilers

the leafs are all being proxied already

Its the aussies in disguise

yes, but you can bet your life that its after a good barging

>More relevant than 99% of happening threads

Have an upvote for effort

Wtf it's happening here too. So many happenings

FUCK ITS HAPPANING OH FUCK WW4 IMMINENT

Still keking, it really is

Sage and report.

HOLY SHIT KEK CONFIRMS IT XXXXDDDD

Could someone watch this for me?

FUCK OFF NIGGER WATER

bottlefags btfo
tfw no more shekels for delicious abundant water

watch out so the water does not touch yoru relatives. Ash mixed with water leaves a bad stain and you will want maximum shekels when your neighborhood becomes 100% Muslim in 15 years.

Seriously, you either have to be a child or weigh 200kg to unironically drink chocolate milk

Oy vey goyium those wasted sheckles just laying on the table.

Or it just tastes quite good and you drink one every once in a while

I CANT LET MY FAMILY FIND OUT ABOUT THIS!!!! I WILL BE EXILED AND MY YAMAKA WILL BE TAKEN AWAY!!"