INDIA CANNOT POO IN LOO

news.com.au/world/breaking-news/google-launches-toilet-locator-in-india/news-story/e45bb7430655bc15ff3fe4b100c75d65

>Google has launched a new feature that helps users in India locate the nearest public toilet as part of a government campaign to stop public urination and open defecation.

>TFW toilet locator always points to international airports

This was already invented by Jason Alexander as George Costanza on Curb Your Enthusiasm

>Have cellphone
>No toilets

What the fuck india

now they just need snake repelent

Whenever I see an Indian person I immediately imagine them taking a shit. What the fuck has this place done to me

More like
>have city
>no toilets

This was a problem solved in the west 4000 years BC.

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I knew an Indian guy long before Sup Forums. Used to scratch his ass and sniff his finger right in front of you.

>not just attaching a designated shitting box to all cell phones

i thought india was supposed to be good at innovation?

Wtf are city planners doing?

>"ok sanji, we have the electrical grid"
>"trains, streets, public parks"
>"did we forget something?"
>"no Pajit, it looks perfect"

iPoop?

Lol

Now google will know when pajeet needs to take a dump. I wonder what sort of secrets they will data mine out of that.

google can now tell us the 1% of indian street vendors that won't give you the shits

wtf i love corporations now

>Uses app
>Got pic related
>Rated 5 stars

Puber

Samsung GalaxyShit

google is simply tired of having to clean all the shit from their street view cars

>2026
>india cars run on poo
>nobody has a car

>Hang yourself to go to a world filled with zombies and suffering ptsd little girls

Do Sup Forums poo in loos actually poo outside? I figured we had the upper echelon of poos on here