Woah... Really does make you think

Woah... Really does make you think..

Everyone knows The Empire Strikes Back was the best of them

Rebels are legit terrorists and Jedi are child abducting weirdos

>Implying Bernie won't die of old age

fpbp

lol Bernie'll be dead

This

*2024

why are liberals always manchild nerds who use these sorts of metaphors?

Whenever I go on Reddit every thread quickly devolves into video game or tv show references, even something like politics

Return of Commie Fuck Who Doesn't Understand Basic Economics And Ends Up Sucking Corporatists Cock.

How have these tards not figured out that kike fucked them over?

This analogy makes no sense that would mean Trump would save Bernie's life and would ultimately by the good guy.

SLOW AND STEADY, BRITBONG!

>no refunds goy

kek

At least he tried

Absolutely glorious.

Ben Carson might be more fitting.

>every thread quickly devolves into video game or tv show references, even something like politics

The past few years I've realized my normie friends do this shit all the time.

It's USUALLY because they're trying to be funny/witty, but they themselves are neither. So they rely on other people's creativity to make themselves seem more interesting.

That's my theory at least.

...

>2028
>construction of the death star is finally completed
>"FIRE THE DETH LAZOR"
>"w-we can't s-sir, there isn't enough energy"

>2032
>construction of the Starkiller based is finally complete
>Jeb! destroys Cuba
>sun is drained
>life will come to an end by the end of 2033
>totally worth it

Here's the cabinet in 2028

Socialism is fucking retarded the only possibility for socialism to work is with a homogenous society of nationalistic people of same culture and race with high education, we're no where near any of those things and until there is a purge of dindu's and other mudbloods free market capitalism is the only fair solution for hard working white people so that they don't get drug down by the degenerate Gibs me dat masses

Sage

I don't understand how libs see themselves as the Rebellion. The Rebellion founded itself on breaking away from the shackles of the Empire for the sake of freedom, not tolerance or equality or any of that social justice bullshit.

How does one even rebel from the state when your entire platform is demanding the state help you because you are a victim? Victims don't rebel, they think themselves too weak. And once you finally gain the confidence and self determination to rebel, you're no longer a victim because you actually believe in yourself.

Fucking liberals are retarded. Identity politics is the most contradictory shit people have unopposingly accepted in a long time

I like your theory

>empire is objectively the best of the three
>a new hope benefits greatly from nostalgia goggles but is terribly flawed in reality
>return of the jedi is a complete disaster
ill allow it

Funny. Empire Strikes back was the only good one in the trilogy.

>80 yo senile socialist kike
>even living long enough to run let alone having the capabilities to beat trump

About all the money he stole from supporters to do a half assed campaign?