>be american
>get shot
>be french
>get shot, run over with a truck, decapitated
>be german
>get stabbed, axed, shot, run over with a truck
>be english
>get beaten to death, groomed for rape, slashed with a machete
>be swedish
>get raped, stabbed for being an islamophobe
>be belgian
>get bombed
>be russian
>get bombed, beheaded, shot
>be italian
>kill terrorists
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That's a spicy meatball
shit I cant even complain
is italy the best race? are we breaking the conditioning?
related
FACT: Italians are Kek's chosen people.
lets get ready for butthurt inferior countries memes
B U T T H U R T
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>be italian
>expel over 200 shitskins on mere suspicion of terrorist sympathies
We're pretty based with this thing tbqh.
FACT: Italians are the most powerfull race
Literally who?
Maybe you're onto something. somebody did go back in time and release "P.E.P.E - Shadilay" and the lyrics in italian are amazing.
cosmic absolute, regular reality
breath of a image/concept, syntony of civilizations
confused descendants of rebel cells
I fly towards the universe, I'll pass through it
if you are a star, show yourself, I will stop
oooh oooh
(X2)
shadilay shadilay my freedom
shadilay shadilay oh no
shadilay shadilay oh dream or reality
shadilay shadilay oh no
(you) fly into my life, no it's not finished
I will stop
set my sails, in the sky or at the bottom of the sea
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
metallic harmony, CONCRETE/REAL REALITY
electronic videoclip, praise of civilizations
confused descendants of rebel cells
I fly towards the universe, I'll pass through it
if you are a star, show yourself, I will stop
oooh oooh
(X2)
shadilay shadilay my freedom
shadilay shadilay oh no
shadilay shadilay oh dream or reality
shadilay shadilay oh no
(you) fly into my life, no it's not finished
I will stop
set my sails, in the sky or at the bottom of the sea
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Italy is based, yes.
BASED ITALY
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so close
It's already here
>be italian
>get shanked by gypsies on a daily basis
Merry Christmas faggot.
We are the only country with a divine right to rule the Europe
step aside germany, your time is up, maybe your were a good guy 70 years ago, but today you are only creating trouble to this continent
>ricotta
Blame Sicilian people, cartocci is their Christmas thing. Better than panettone...
you sure it's not mascarpone "italian"?
>be Australian
>shitpost
I'm sure it's ricotta
that shouldn't be allowed. you people are sick.
>Coming from spawn point of gypsies
Rokay.
dont talk about stuff you dont understand donald
Yeah, thank you for that, btw.
AVANTI SAVOIA
FORZA ITALIA
>Be Italian
>Slowly turn into North Africa
>be south african
>get aids from being raped
True
Italians invented the Fascism and krauts used it to destroy Europe.
love you
that's the point
romanians no longer get shanked by gypsies on a daily basis because we've got italy for that :^)
touche
>be Canadian
>be safe from terrorism because we don't bully the middle east
>vape weed all day
>be Italian
>get bunga bunga'd
>be italian
>get molested by romanians
>German
>stabbed axed shot
Not a single white person died in both of those incidents and certainly not a German, Luigi
>be italian
>???
haha MEMES!
Fucking Italians are worse than leafs I swear to god
Pandoro > Panettone
>be Italian
>hang
Mamma Mia!
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"ROMANIANS"
wankstain
Behead those who insult ricotta
>Be Italian
>dumped into the river with concrete shoes because you looked at a made man the wrong way and that's disrespect
Y'all know that the next attack will bere here now?
It was a matter of luck, the terrorist has been stopped by the police for a routine control, at night, and therefore killed for shooting at the first policeman.
Based my balls, it was pure luck.
Oh thank God the muslims only injured those people.
>be italian
>promise "victory or death"
>die an honorable death after your loss
t gypsy
Random searches are not "lucky"
They exist for a reason, if cases such as this didn't happen they wouldn't exist, it's like saying Russia bombing the middle east to kill terrorists is "lucky".
>Be britbong
>Give underage daughters for Pakis to use as fuckmeat
Romanians ARE gypsies
Like 3 people were injured, the rest died but those that did weren't German
>be Italian
>have your hotel forcefully re-purposed into a African rape dungeon.
>pretend like your countrymen aren't also to blame for current year.
>be Italian
>switch sides
C'mon, mate.
>be italian
>give money to talibans so they don't fuck your shit up
captcha : select pizzas
spineless communists switched sides, no wonder
That man took TWO trains, stopped in Turin and passed through Central Station in Milan.
Are you telling me that a random search in the streets at night has been planned while that man was able to travel in two train stations without any trouble?
I'm not biting, seriously.
>Be Italian
>Be brown
>Be Italian
>Drive too fast
>Be Italian
>French food is better
>Be Italian
>Deal with Southern Italy and Sardinia
>Be Italian
>Poor
>Be Italian Politican
>Be Corrupt
>Be Italian
>Unemployed
>Be Italian
>Islam is second largest religion
Italians aren't that great, France and Greece are better.
It was not planned to get him, but the fact that random searches like this sometimes get terrorists that act in random ways proves they are effective.
Sorry to hear. Good effort in North Africa.
>France and Greece are better
Ahahahahaha
>roach implying germanistan is white
Kek
>Drive too fast
>a bad thing
pussy
> be french
> be shooted by french during concert
> be italian
> shoot muslims
check the differences
>Be "brown"
>Accomplish more than "whites"
>Drive too fast
What's this supposed to mean exactly?
>French food is better
Personal tastes.
>Deal with Southern Italy and Sardinia
Italy is one and indivisible.
>Poor
Only in the South where it doesn't matter because life expenses are cheap and food and other primary resources are easily available
>Unemployed
Same as 'poor' above
>Corrupt politician
Look at who's talking.
>Islam is second largest religion
Yes, second largest religion, what were you expecting, jews? hindus?
Werent you fucked in the ass my moors until all sicilians were half black?
Breeding you out of existance?
Oh?
And you complain about our former slave minority(until 1840s ) who came from India to settle on our land?
(Linguistic and phonological research has traced the Roma people’s first place of origin to places in the Indian subcontinent.)
Dink your tea Englishman in New York
>be italian
>get earthquaked
You are clearly French, these guys are eternally envy to not be Italians.
True, fuck Germany
there's some graph around here that shows a poll of various citizens from EU nations and their approval rates of immigrants on their nations
if i remember right italy was the most immigrant sceptic at like 70% thinking immigrants were bad for italy, maybe only behind some slav nations.
obviously cuck nations like england, france, sweden, germany etc were at the bottom with all overwhelmingly positive opinions about immigrants and "enrichment".
anyone know what i'm talking about?
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Reminder that the italian girl that got trucked wanted Yes to win.
Kek's with us.
Greece is first then Italy
MED MASTER RACE CONFIRMED
>be russian
>get krokodil
>Be russian
>Have superiour cheap internet
>Its fap time
>Browse net for anime porn
>Get fucked up by mvd
>Italy is one and indivisible.
Napoli is not Italy. Period.
Nice trips.
Greece, you are the open port for all the rapefugees.
The Greeks of nowadays have nothing in common with the Greeks of ancient times, other than sharing the names.
You got overrun and raped by sandskins way too often, Pepelonnes.
>be italian
>get buttfucked by lib pope
>be italian
>bribe talibans and get earthquaked
I watched the movie Gomorrah, you guys need to cleanse Napoli and probably Calabria too.
>be Italian
>get poor
GABAGOOL!
we never got invaded by arabs or shitskins Ahmed.
We are the same people
Unlike you though.
Why do we have to clean german's bullshit every fucking time?
>be estonian
>kill myself because life is shit
Honorary Nordic country, don't be sad!
dont you like cannoli?
Yes. Very much.
Lots of great bakeries here on Arthur ave.
You tomato-sucking guidos did the world a great service today.
I'm not even going to argue.
Stand proud, Giuseppe.
>Be Italian
>Two tries to take Ethiopia
>Be Italian
>Flip to winning side of every war after being on the losing side for quite awhile
>Be Italian
>Related to the Jersey Shore Cast
>Be Italian
>Pay high taxes
>Be Italian
>Get shot by the mafia
>Be Italian
>French Wine is better
>Be Italian
>One of my most famous landmarks can't even stand upright
>Be Italian
>Used to be a bunch of individual nations and city states that were pretty much pawns of Spain, the Holy Roman, and Austria for centuries and now for some reason we pretend we're unified.
Tomatoes are indigenous flora of the Americas... ginzos don't have actual cuisine, just bastardized forms of other superior cultures. Pasta is chink food, tomatoes are mestizo food, what does that leave them? Cheese?
with chocolate
Noice
>Be american
No problem about that. I would prefer an earthquake instead of considering at the same level of muslim-french.
You are disappearing my cousin
>the dude gets killed by one of our policemen
Today is a good day.
Dude was retarded too, it was routine control and AT WORST he would have gotten a letter saying "get out" after 6 hours of waiting in line.
But nooooooooo I AM IN SATANIC WESTERN MOVIE POLICE SEARCH ME I MUST SHOOT.
>crazy person is crazy
Everyone stop the press
He did it for allah user, no need to question it.
>evil people are all crazy
nice argument.
You can be like Ted Bundy and still be a methodical piece of shit.
>Italy the country letting all the migrants into Europe
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Last time we tried to tell them to fuck off whe got a 800 million euro fine by the European Union.
We were also forced to bomb our former trade partner Gheddafi despite being a good friend for at least 15 years.
If it were for us we'd sink them before they even come.