CODE RED

HAPPENING! THE MASTERS OF REALITY JUST LEFT THEIR HIDING AND RECRUITED A NEW PERSON!!

8ch net/scanner

i dont get it

they are the masters of our reality. this is the final endboss.

>Using Windows 10

NO HANS NO!

Me either

Hanz. Aren't you that guy from /x/? Explain to us what's going on

>Trap Music 24/7 Live Stream

plz wololo

>faggots larping on cripplechan

Take it back to your shitchannel

well scanners are pestering me. they control reality and can simply make buildings just appear or disappear, remove doors to your home, remove rivers, make grown adults to children, etc.

they have brainwashed me when they put me in coma. i forgot most of my important knowledge.

if you see them at the moment, you see a thread that was made by a person that cracked their code and now they recruited him.

>muh spoopy occult sacred geometry x-D

Fuck off.

Schitzo detected

Oh hey hanz, what's going on today??
I crave happening kinda desu

i am schizo. but that story is real nonetheless. they are the fallen angels.

someone just cracked their code and the recruited him.

for what? sounds potentially fun

>i forgot most of my important knowledge.
but remembered to shitpost on Sup Forums

Fake and gay

I see. Why would scanners brainwash you and put you in a coma if they can alter reality itself? If they can just make a new you? Is the point just to find people that can break the code?

Bix nood n codes pls

i did remember to shitpost on /x/ yes.

why dont you just fucking ask them on their board?

Seriously, where is the uncracked code? On their board?

oh yeah also they have admin powers on my fucking board on 8ch.

>using botnet
user please

how about you ask the guy who apparently cracked it?

dude.

>I am a delusional schizophrenic, but this crazy story about nonsense I just made up is totally true!
>Why won't anyone believe me?!?!?!?!

Hi Hanz,
I miss you

forget to take your pills today?

hi there. you miss me?

fucker, its true. all of it.

>hanz

Leave
schizo

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Hey don't shit on Hanz, he's a cool guy.

NOPE! DONT MAKE DISINFO! THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!