Brit/pol/ - Christmas Eve Eve Edition

>Berlin attacker Anis Amri killed in Milan
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38415287

>Jeremy Corbyn says Labour will back early election despite massive Tory poll lead
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jeremy-corbyn-says-labour-back-9504953

>Ed Balls rules out running in Labour by-election as he prepares for Strictly Come Dancing tour
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/23/ed-balls-rules-running-labour-by-election-prepares-strictly/

>Don't be cowed by terrorists, urges Theresa May
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-parliaments-38403872

>Merkel may as well have driven the lorry herself, says UKIP donor Arron Banks
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4059048/Merkel-driven-lorry-UKIP-donor-Arron-Banks-sparks-fury-tweet-laying-blame-Berlin-massacre-German-leader.html

>Poll shows majority of voters want Britain out of EU soon as possible
express.co.uk/news/politics/746589/Brexit-poll-majority-voters-want-Britain-out-EU-ASAP

>Spain rejects Nicola Sturgeon's plan for Scotland to stay in single market
holyrood.com/articles/news/spain-rejects-nicola-sturgeons-plan-scotland-stay-single-market

>Prince Charles condemns genocide of Christians in Middle East in Christmas message
princeofwales.gov.uk/media/speeches/hrh-the-prince-of-wales-presents-thought-the-day-bbc-radio-4

>King Charles III: Is the Queen getting ready to hand over the reins to her son?
ibtimes.co.uk/king-charles-iii-queen-getting-ready-hand-over-reins-her-son-1597781

>Leading Muslim reformist: Hope not Hate are orwellian bigots
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/22/listen-mohamed-jasser-slams-hate-not-hope-aiding-islamic-state/

>Soaring numbers of pensioners will spend Christmas in A&E
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/22/soaring-numbers-pensioners-will-spend-christmas-day-ae/

Other urls found in this thread:

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4036710/Blogger-52-posted-grossly-offensive-anti-Semitic-song-YouTube-denies-hate-crime-charge-brought-Jewish-charity-private-prosecution.html
youtube.com/watch?v=9tmY6iItnP0
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38407566
numberslaidbare.wordpress.com/2016/12/23/rukpolitics-2016-survey-results/
independent.co.uk/voices/nigel-farage-brendan-cox-hope-not-hate-thank-god-he-took-a-stand-a7490876.html
youtube.com/watch?v=nPtcLfDPGWg
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1370777/Who-else-bankrolled-Tony-Blair-while-he-was-in-Opposition.html
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10055613/Labour-sent-out-search-parties-for-immigrants-Lord-Mandelson-admits.html
telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/tony-blair/12175813/Tony-Blair-accused-of-conspiracy-over-mass-immigration.html
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/596703.stm
haaretz.com/british-mp-charges-jewish-cabal-is-guiding-tony-blair-1.11028
spinwatch.org/index.php/issues/lobbying/item/181-labour-friends-of-israel-in-the-house
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3090424/South-Korean-woman-removing-make-gets-two-million-hits-thanks-eye-opening-transformation.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Shit mates.

EJOudhgiasewugaiubgfdawda

>post something negative about UKIP or the Tories
>YTKD agrees
>post something negative about Labour or Corbyn
>YTKD goes on a rant about Blairites
>LITERALLY EVERY TIME

Labour voters LEAVE

He's a jewish demoralising shill. We've been over this.

>This video is illegal in Britain

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4036710/Blogger-52-posted-grossly-offensive-anti-Semitic-song-YouTube-denies-hate-crime-charge-brought-Jewish-charity-private-prosecution.html

youtube.com/watch?v=9tmY6iItnP0

Just be careful what you post lads.

Nth for 99 luftballons

Monsters in my town. Literally shaking.

I know I'm supposed to hate Jew Jew Abrams but Rogue One was a fantastic film

How do we fix the UK?

No meme responses please.

THE STATE OF THESE THREADS

What happens when they find out it was muslims?

>hey rabbi, whatcha doin?
yawn

Deport anime and vidya obsessed manchildren to Yemen

>cleansing department
Ethnic cleansing?

As an artist Hitler must be spinning in his Argentinian grave at these people drawing swastikas that badly.

we don't, we just laugh as it burns then build something better on its ashes.

I like the idea that there are sentient lifeforms which are totally unaware of the world that we (us) live in.
They don't know Trump. They don't know Muslims. They don't know the Syrian civil war. etc.

I don't know, how long does it take to scrub the stain of cultural marxism from a country?
Is it even possible? Probably not.

Reminder blair

1. Longest period of sustained low inflation since the 60s.

2. Low mortgage rates.

3. Introduced the National Minimum Wage and raised it to £5.52.

4. Over 14,000 more police in England and Wales.

5. Cut overall crime by 32 per cent.

6. Record levels of literacy and numeracy in schools.

7. Young people achieving some of the best ever results at 14, 16, and 18.

8. Funding for every pupil in England has doubled.

9. Employment is at its highest level ever.

10. Written off up to 100 per cent of debt owed by poorest countries.

11. 85,000 more nurses.

12. 32,000 more doctors.

13. Brought back matrons to hospital wards.

14. Devolved power to the Scottish Parliament.

15. Devolved power to the Welsh Assembly.

Reminder that Churchill was the ultimate traitor

They don't even know about FUCKING WHITE MALES

Hitler did a pretty good job of fixing Germany. That is until the (((Allies))) ganged up on him

reminder you're a benefit claiming paki

Labour's dead

You'd need some pretty high-grade chemicals.

Maybe something cyanide based.

I second this sentiment, but am still a bit confused as to why he was never called out on it.

Fix the NHS
Fix the railways
Fix the councils

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Several charity singles were released this year, but failed to make much of an impact on the Top 40.

>A tribute to Labour MP Jo Cox, who was murdered during the EU Referendum campaign this summer, made its debut at number 138.
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38407566

UKIP will never get a significant amount of seats and I have no idea why you'd want to stick up for the tories

I'd unironically wife Jodie Marsh.

>firing spears
They can't even get a bow and arrow right.

Ouch.

I think everyone has wised up to the charity meme now. No one wants to feed shitskins since they all come to Europe.

Two more days lads.

Who /spending time with family and not shitposting with a bunch of edgy autists/ on Christmas Day?

I can't even begin to imagine how depressing this place will be on Christmas Day.

numberslaidbare.wordpress.com/2016/12/23/rukpolitics-2016-survey-results/
So can the LDs, Greens, Labour and SNP just merge into one party now

Fucking reddit was at least useful for once

The absolute state of hollyoaks

Mate, you forgot the biggest one:

PEACE IN NORTHERN IRELAND (and thus, streets of UK).

YELLOW SURGE

Come on man, keep the Tranny's for Sup Forums

A German politician is facing calls to resign over allegations that he prevented police from sharing pictures of the Berlin truck terrorist when he was at large.

Reports in Germany claim that Till Steffen prevented law enforcers in Hamburg from releasing pictures of Anis Amri, despite him being the most wanted man in the world after Monday's terror attack.
It has been alleged that Steffen, who is head of the judicial authority in Hamburg, prevented the pictures being circulated because he feared sharing images of Islamist terror suspects will incite racial hatred.

kek

Just unfiltered tripfags what am i in for

Sorry

fuck the uk and fuck britniggers

Pay taxes.

Proportional representation.

Completely inappropriate behavior around the weights set.

Bound to get her nips clapped.

I think they must be a happy people

prez frok

...

The absolute state of reddit.

You sure he didn't stop the release because they plastered that Paki-fella's name everywhere and he had nothing to do with it?

Give tea back

16. Dads now get paternity leave of 2 weeks for the first time.

17. NHS Direct offering free convenient patient advice.

18. Gift aid was worth £828 million to charities last year.

19. Restored city-wide government to London.

20. Record number of students in higher education.

21. Child benefit up 26 per cent since 1997.

22. Delivered 2,200 Sure Start Children’s Centres.

23. Introduced the Equality and Human Rights Commission.

24. £200 winter fuel payment to pensioners & up to £300 for over-80s.

25. On course to exceed our Kyoto target for reducing greenhouse gas emissions.

26. Restored devolved government to Northern Ireland.

27. Over 36,000 more teachers in England and 274,000 more support staff and teaching assistants.

28. All full time workers now have a right to 24 days paid holiday.

29. A million pensioners lifted out of poverty.

30. 600,000 children lifted out of relative poverty.

t. muslim

>Wanting LABSNPGRNLIBPLD all the fucking time


Plebeius Rex detected


FPTP is precious and the only way to guarantee a genuine EU exit

Ha! Ukip are great. I admire their lack of fucks.

No more trannies lads

She seems to have BDD

How will he be spending Christmas?

Who cares. None of that was worth the price.

>
26. Restored devolved government to Northern Ireland.

Free'd all jailed Freedom fighters .

29. A million pensioners lifted out of poverty.

30. 600,000 children lifted out of relative poverty.

31. Introduced child tax credit giving more money to parents.

32. Scrapped Section 28 and introduced Civil Partnerships.

33. Brought over 1 million social homes up to standard.

34. Inpatient waiting lists down by over half a million since 1997.

35. Banned fox hunting.

36. Cleanest rivers, beaches, drinking water and air since before the industrial revolution.

37. Free TV licences for over-75s.

38. Banned fur farming and the testing of cosmetics on animals.

39. Free breast cancer screening for all women aged between 50-70.

40. Free off peak local bus travel for over-60s.

41. New Deal – helped over 1.8 million people into work.

42. Over 3 million child trust funds have been started.

43. Free eye test for over 60s.

44. More than doubled the number of apprenticeships.

45. Free entry to national museums and galleries.

46. Overseas aid budget more than doubled.

47. Heart disease deaths down by 150,000 and cancer deaths down by 50,000.

48. Cut long-term youth unemployment by 75 per cent.

49. Free nursery places for every three and four-year-olds.

50. Free fruit for most four to six-year-olds at school.

BLAIR 4 PM

Happily, with his family


Cynicism with politics does not equal depression

Wallowing in self-pity and cowardice.

>How will he be spend

the fuck?? You separate the Irish, from Irish gypsy?

Then you'll love this
independent.co.uk/voices/nigel-farage-brendan-cox-hope-not-hate-thank-god-he-took-a-stand-a7490876.html

So do I!
Or I'm just very very ugly.

I can mad, mad anxiety in front of the mirror.

t. aussie anti-hitchenite Tpry

10/10

based milf

Instant runoff is pretty based.

>German Protestants are being mean to Jews and invade German part of Poland
>WE MUST SACRIFICE EVERYTHING AND FIGHT TO THE LAST MAN

>Russian Jews murder tens of millions of Christians and invade Polish part of Poland
>WE MUST ALLY AND HELP THEM CONQUER HALF OF EUROPE

>t. Churchill

Writing a blog post for the Mail on Sunday.

If you're not a demoralising shill, please kill yourself. I thought you were a based blackpill.

>Lottie Moss
>18 years old

18 YEAR OLD!
She looks 30 man.

Reminder that Adolf Hitler was right and we need to accept that a large part of our national mythos is fundamentally flawed before we can move on as a people and nation.

See:

disgusting

Labour's dead.

None of this shit matters when you flood people's neighborhoods with human bombs

It's like I always say....

White women. Not even once.

Remember me lads?

Banter

>T CLINTKEK

Look at the silly goyim working at McDonalds!

It's a form of OCD isn't it ?

>muh sharp elbows 2/10 would not bang i much prefer muh chinese cartoons
hello virgins

Yeh, perpetual 12 year olds are a better alternative. Gtfo pedo.

youtube.com/watch?v=nPtcLfDPGWg

More university madness lads

>In 1995, a new blind trust, known as the Labour Leader Office Fund, was set up by Mr Blair's friend Michael (now Lord) (((Levy))). It has been estimated that £2.5 million was raised. This allowed Mr Blair to run the biggest Opposition office in history.
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1370777/Who-else-bankrolled-Tony-Blair-while-he-was-in-Opposition.html

>Labour 'sent out search parties for immigrants', Lord (((Mandelson))) admits
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10055613/Labour-sent-out-search-parties-for-immigrants-Lord-Mandelson-admits.html

>Immigration Minister Barbara (((Roche))) is alleged in the book to have taken extraordinary steps to increase net migration, going above and beyond even that requested by Mr. Blair. Another civil servant remarked of Ms. Roche’s personal mission at the ministry: “It was clear that Roche wanted more immigrants to come to Britain. She didn’t see her job as controlling entry into Britain, but by looking at the wider picture in a "holistic way" she wanted us to see the benefit of a multicultural society”.
telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/tony-blair/12175813/Tony-Blair-accused-of-conspiracy-over-mass-immigration.html

>The programme's producer Martin (((Rosenbaum))) said: "What we show is there is an English backlash but also self-doubt about England's identity. Home Secretary Jack (((Straw))) is worried that nationalism will manifest itself in violence and wants a positive English identity created which will beat off the unpleasant side."
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/596703.stm

>British MP Charges ‘Jewish Cabal’ Is Guiding Tony Blair
haaretz.com/british-mp-charges-jewish-cabal-is-guiding-tony-blair-1.11028

>Labour Friends of Israel in the House
spinwatch.org/index.php/issues/lobbying/item/181-labour-friends-of-israel-in-the-house

I'm going round my mum's house for Christmas dinner then off to my girlfriend's house to meet her skin head uncles for the first time.

What actually happened to that guy? I was reading today that his family can't get hold of him. He was transported across Germany before being interrogated and released. He has mental problems and his mobile is switched off.

I'm sorry to tell you brother, it's all lies:

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3090424/South-Korean-woman-removing-make-gets-two-million-hits-thanks-eye-opening-transformation.html

I regret unfiltering tripfags

alsoenjoy the real jap

Louise Mensch is hot

>Still ignoring the fact he boosted the economy to its highest in years.

Jews are our friends

No

1000 years gulag

looks like a lizard to me.

>the economy means fuck all when your nation is being genocided by kikes

Yes goy ignore mass immigration and LGBT indoctrination of your kids you're earning 0.5% more now than you were in 1997 eehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehe

...

>Keep focusing on the big mad migrants goy money isnt worth anything its not like it pays for your benefits

I thought you would of liked Labour since the pay for your paki benefit cheques