Russian burgers

>Russian burgers

google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2016/nov/18/hot-rat-is-so-hot-right-now-moscow-falls-for-the-rodent-burger?client=lightning

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I honestly don't know what to think about this, someone tell me what to think.

>be russian
>be so poor you have to make rat burgers
>get slaughtered by Ted Cruz for eating his brothers

>GLORIOUS COMMUNIST UTOPIA

I am now a #CruzBurger

suck dick

Foot shortages would be much less of a problem if humans would get over their pettiness and eat rat, pigeon, and bugs.

We're just wired to be disgusted and think of them as pests they're all perfectly fine to eat

>youtube.com/watch?v=qfNW8omvxvk

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER ROOSKIES

One way to deal with the JQ

After four years of Trump we'll be eating rat burgers too.

Rats are filthy animals and carriers of disease. I would know, I kill them for a living.

You guys are idiots. Nutria is a rodent kind of like the otter. It's shitty that they're getting killed but the burgers aren't made from street rats but rather from endangered species.

kek

Have a gatto

Propaganda, probably. "We HAVE to invade Russia - look at how poor they are goyim!"

But we'll get the three seashells tho..

I've never eaten rat, maybe it's good

I it's not like they're trapping rats and turning them slowly on a spit over their barrel-fires, it's a nice place, there's lettuce there, and fries

I've had to deal with rat problems in the past but it's not like every last rat is carrying ebola and there's no methods of sterilization

Nutrias are not exactly rats. They don't live everywhere and eat everything, and they're not from that continent, so they're more of an exotic food.

Kek

youtube.com/watch?v=yeyC52zeSGA

CTR pls

>Ivan trying to defend his rat burgers
It's best not to invite the possibility of disease, though.

Cheap clean local meat.

I see nothing wrong with this, I may start hunting nutria here in oregon they are an invasive species.

They're like otters or beavers, not even remotely related.

Nutrias are like the size of cats, I'd eat one

fuck you I'd try rat
pussies

>Russians are so poor they chase down rats and cook them

Just put those subhuman slav niggers out of their misery America

>nutria is endangered in any way

They breed like, well rats.

Sooo...hows the situation in Russia?

Is it bad to live there?

Nutrias aren't endangered.

Actually it makes sense
>Have booming rat population
>Clean with no disease
>Quick replenishing food source rich in protein

Russians are preparing for the war to come.

>river rat
>hot rat
>nutria
turns out its a type of otter, you can always count on someone to call it something derogatory to make it sound shitty

Looks more like a beaver

This is about as believable as when NK tells its citizens that Americans eat birds and drink coffee made of snow.

Think about it, Russia/America relations may improve because of Trump and Putin getting along.

And then rolls in the propaganda...

russians are eating jews now? delicious jew burger

Well I won't pretend I know the specifics of sterilizing meat but I can't imagine there's a case to be made that rats should NEVER be eaten, it's still just non-human meat at the end of the day

You know what, this is actually a very dishonest and misleading headline, if not in fact then in spirit. I'm going to report it to the Bureau of False News.

>not making your own food
there's your problem

Looks like a Capybara to me.

That's a big rat.

noice

>poor
>high end restaurant you probably cant efford
Stfu dumb Leaf

Nutria are fucking massive.
Honestly I wouldn't mind trying one.

it's more like a bear than a rat

Nutria aren't endangered fuckwit, they're an invasive species

>All these Slavs posting from an American proxy to defend their shitty rodent burgers

Learn to spell in American you dumb mountainjew

I honeslty think this is bullshit.
To produce 1000 burgers with rat meat you need to catch em somehove and then sell.
Why working hard for it when you can just buy meat from slaughterhouses? That's economicaly profitable.

DESU is looks tasty lmao
why is it such a big deal romans used to eat cooked and seasoned rats on sticks as street food

it's like a chicken

I'd rather pet it and watch it run around than eat it, but it probably tastes fine. I had a Kangaroo burger once so I feel the same about that.

cmon Sup Forums, you can it cockroaches in australian pubs, somehow a rat burger in a russian bistro is considered weird? Its not like anyone is forcing you to eat it.

>proofster_meme.png

youtube.com/watch?v=yeyC52zeSGA

I meant to say exotic instead of endangered.

Also the English language is shitty and doesn't have enough words for describing rodents so everything becomes a rat.

You guys fell for a shitty bait thread that exploits the limitations of the English language to reinforce a shitty meme.


Here's some info on nutria:
skagitnutria.com/what-is-nutria.cfm

>A generously sized nutria burger cost 550 roubles (£6.90).

I'm pretty sure everyone in the first world can afford a burger that costs 7 eurobuks

>Americans don't eat birds

Eat another rat, Vlad

THE RATELEGATES DONALD

> demanding proofs is bad
meh

The average Russian probably farms rats because you're poor commie shitheads. And you're lucky Canada doesn't come liberate the rats you dumb vodka smelling chechen faggot.

4u

>Moscow
>Takhir Kholikberdiev
Meh, it's just churkas making food out of everything they can find on the street.
It's not even something new or unusual. Here in Saint-Petersburg we have a mini proverb "Cъeшь чeтыpe шaypмы и coбepи кoтёнкa" (lit. "Eat four shawarmas and get a free kitten!")

UUUU

>exotic

It's about as exotic as a pidgeon.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coypu

>The coypu (from Spanish coipú, from Mapudungun kóypu;[2][3] Myocastor coypus), also known as the river rat[4] or nutria,[1][5] is a large, omnivorous,[citation needed] semiaquatic rodent and the only member of the family Myocastoridae. Originally native to subtropical and temperate South America, it has since been introduced to North America, Europe, Asia, and Africa, primarily by fur ranchers.[6] Although it is still valued for its fur in some regions, its destructive feeding and burrowing behaviors make this invasive species a pest throughout most of its range

Nutrias are not endangered, they are the opposite. Invasive pest species in Europe, Asia, and North America. They don't belong in those areas, they are an invasive species, introduced there for their fur.

I say, good for the Russians. They are controlling their nutria population as well as enjoying a tasty meat. Americans are so squeamish when it comes to eating a meat other than chicken, beef, or fish. I'm always looking for new culinary experiences.

What the fuck are you talking about. Nutria are pests. They aren't endangered.

Russia isn't not a communist country anymore.

We have plenty of words for it - rat, rodent, Armenian, vermin. It's not our fault the Guardian chose to make their headline misleading, and we've all seen the error of our ways.

This.

Exotic to Russia

Dahnald I have opened the matrix to bestow these existential delegates upon your Kingship

now the USA is one as well.

...

Lmao at this hipster

Americans only like things that have cheese on them or has sugar. But I guess you're cool cus you'd eat a rat? Haha faggot.

I'm not sure they're proxies. Amerifats are very passionate when it comes to talking burgers.

Very nutria-tious if you ask me.

That's the rat?

>Shwarma
Literally savage food

What's the story behind that pic

holy shit please explain this image what the fuck

jellyfish sandwich,fecil sandwich. comming soon to a resturant near yo.

What the fuck am I looking at?

and don't forget the side of insect.

Moscow is extremely rich. They are just tired of normal food.

>pettiness and eat rat, pigeon, and bugs
Peruvians eat them all the time

according to some pegions taste disgusting, dont know about rats, bugs might be a good idea.

so is the pigeon

First time I hear about this.
Lies, Russia strong and pro traditional food.

It's the larvae of the Snibeti snappus, adult is pic related

Fuck off to /x/ with that bullshit, top left pic is clearly shooped.

Nutria tastes like fat chiken + rabbit. You know nothing fat fuck.

If we start getting fined for foul language as well I'm fucked!

Obviously another expert in something he knows nothing about. Not only does eating bugs and rats spread disease, but they never repopulate quickly enough to provide human populations enough calories to survive. They only seem to be innumerable when there is enough other food for humans and vermin to eat as much as they want; when the humans run out of food, the vermin die out from starvation even as humans turn to them for sustenance. Even the cockroaches.

Media called Nutria a rat.
Everybody falls for the bait hard. no wonder Sup Forums too.
Nutria is grown for fur and the meat is eatable, like rabbits.
There is a big chance that some of you hipster fags wear clothing made of nutria fur, your wife too.

>slav sanctions
we must help them, fight for them, the same way theyd fight alt-gendered, or mudshits, etc

A nutria is not a fucking rat.

It's much closer to a beaver than a rat.

kek
You retards realize Nutria is exotic animal in Russia? Those burgers probably cost a lot

Great post. Good job.

face it, it's a rat, put down that shit burgfer and go protest.

t. americas gay brother

>asshurt Vlads defending their literal rat burgers