Why do black people have the most retarded names?

Why do black people have the most retarded names?

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when they realized their culture was just a modification of redneck southern culture they started making up names.

They name their kids after things they won't ever have

I still have to see a black called Caringfather

Why do White people have Jewish names?

Because they name their kids like RPG characters.

desu the only halfway decent blacks I've known all had Christian names and were raised in the south

they're less deracinated
northern blacks all migrated mostly after WWII

>Laquisha and D'Shawnne

Sounds legit

A lot of them don't even know how to spell the names they made up for their children. They think about the pronunciation, but not the spelling. The first time they consider the spelling is while getting the child's birth certificate. Later that day they forget what they made up.

I'm in a Jimmy John's right now too.

They sound more like the names that the Japs invent for medieval white people in anime.

because they're generally the most retarded people.

Because whites are racist.

You mean to tell me that names like Tamika and Shaniqua aren't actually from ancient Africa?

One thing that's weird to me is that nogs will refer to the name their mother gave them as their "govvment name" and use a shitty nickname instead. Nigger you weren't assigned a name by a bunch of old whiteys, your own momma gave you that shitty name.

>they're less deracinated

i really don't know what this means. please use more words and help me understand what you mean.

I'm prety sure it was pushed with the whole "Kwanzaa" thing, black identity in the 80s is when these retarded names started...no doubt pushed by the NationofIslam...fuck farrakhan desu

And yeah something always gets lost in translation. I've known multilpe black girls names Porscha or Mercedes.

Why don't blacks just get name changes?
Surely being Chelsea Johnson is better than Carhonda Johnson.

>Car Honda

google it retard

google what you five year old moron.

kek

who's the moron here?

Are you sure this isn't for an oil change for a Honda?

You.

I think Dartravious is probably my favorite black name. soundin like a nigga Sith lord and shit

Whenever I'm asked to give a name at a fast food place, I give them a Mayan god name from Smite. Chaac is an easy one. Xbalanque is a fun one.

>tip
>oil change

Evidence or you echoing that BS "public defender" Stormfront crap. If they used Biblical names (as many black folks used to), you wouldn't assume the parents are low class.

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When I saw "black people" and a photo of a receipt I thought it would be another example of how black people don't tip.

It is the US.

why?

My favorite one is probably sharqueefa.

Its the substandard intelligence of the blacks. Borderline idiotic. I cannot accept them as human.

Underrated. White folk, do not give your children "Biblical" names. Do not fall for the Moniker Jew. Give them good Germanic names. But nothing Autistic like going full Anglo-Saxon and calling them Aethellwulf

(And yes, the Anglo-Saxons were Germanic.)

>black folks

Found the nigger.

biblical names are normal names
joseph, mark, john, ect
you want all white people to start naming their kids german shit? please.

how come some american blacks have white people's last name?
for example: James, Sinclair, Howard or even O'neil which sounds super Irish

in France, they still have nigger names unless they are adopted or their fathers are white.

How come all white people are named Kyle, Jessica, or Katie? All. Of. Them.

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>Why do black people have the most retarded names?
Explained in detail in this video: youtube.com/watch?v=6XQCoNy-l8E

You're talking about street names? Maybe it's easier to call someone "Ray-Jay" than Randalphus Green III. (names made up)

I prefer that they stick to making up stupid names. It makes them look dumb and reduces their employment prospects.

What pisses me off is when they take traditional white names and gain a monopoly on them. I really wanted to name my son Leon but couldn't because niggers stole it.

Most former slaves took the surnames of their masters, who were in large part Scottish.

You could give them KuKluxKlan- oops, I meant Kukulkan

"But being Jewed is normal!"

As expected from someone who likely had the Jewish rite of circumcision performed on them as a kid.

Plenty of "normal names" like Alfred and Frederick are Germanic, rather than Jewish in origin. But I'm mostly speaking to the non-burger audience in my original post, you guys are a lost cause.

jesus christ you probably think muslims are jews too
>everybody got jewed!!
>muh evil desert religions

African names
Low IQ

I've always wanted to name my son some cool Nordic/Germanic name, or maybe something Slavic. Aethellwulf is pretty cool though

You forgot McKayla and all variations of it, Caleb, Charles or any of the related names, and Emily. Those are very common names.

A lot of street names in my town are trees. Like Pecan St., Maple St., etc

Pic related, Carhonda and her little sister Motocompo.

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Nice lips tbqh

my server at waffle house was named princess...

it's because they don't age. blacks are like overgrown children. if you treat them as such, you'll get along with them alright.

>motocompo

why are those so expensive?

kek!

pd: saquen al zurdaje del PSOE y los retardados de Podemos, les van a terminar de arruinar el pais

Because they're cool as hell?

In the case of 4-month-old L'Quishadarion: Daritrayquarius, YOU _________ THE FATHER

>treat them like children

we've been trying to abort them the whole time

because they look like Shaq's

I once had a black waitress who was named Tequila. This was at a Ruby Tuesday, not a stripper bar.

YOU ISSAIN'T THE FATHER

is john jewish

It's just the black version of Pocarhondas.

>We wuz Native American now

Ill call her "Lehyphena" to spite the mother.

Just be glad her parents didn't call her Mopedvespa.

Over 1 hr long? Are you insane?

She was named after where she was conceived.

Muy bien

FOUND U IN THE DATABSE NOW U DONE BOY

>0.00 tip

if i didn't know any better, i'd say you were a black person trying to data mine for some new strawmen to attack.

t. multiracial person who worked for tips when he was younger and i always got the worst tips, if anything at all, from black folk far more often than non-black folk

Reminds me of hearing of a black girl named L-A (pronounced ladashah). That was years ago though so I don't actually remember if it was true or not.

loool

I have to call applicants for my work. Today I called a woman named Malaquaneishia.

I think I got it right when I spoke to her... which I'm upset about.

Tipping is for cucks.

>Th...thanks for doing your retardedly easy job....have some more money. Should I suck you off aswell?

Fucking faggots

>no WE WUZ AMERICANS AN SHEET

In America it encourages niggers to be better and work harder because they get paid less than minimum wage.

The tip is voluntary and changes based on how well they do. My favorite thing to do is place 5 dollars on the table as soon as we get there and take dollars away slowly as they do worse. Best service ever.

You must remember Japan not everybody has a decent shared culture like the Japanese.

>L-A (pronounced ladashah).

What retarded parent she must have.

Proper pronunciation would be Eldashah.

Nigger name thread?

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>Watermalandria

Now they are just taking the piss.

I'm sorry, did I stumble on a fucking playground? Whose turn is it on the slide?

Porsche is also the name of the heroine of (((merchant))) of Venice, so that isn't really an odd name... as for Mercedes, that actually a Spanish name meaning mercies. So those names aren't really that bad.

Portia (Italian character in Shakespeare) =/= Ferdinand Porsche (German).

So beautiful

Leaf

ELECTROLYTES

>car Honda

fucking kek.

That's a rammed-together hybrid of "Gayle/Gail" and the French name "Danielle".

No fucking joke, the place I work there are two black chicks that have the names of

Vajanique

And

Sparkle Jones.

Niggers stole Dante in the US as well, always liked that for an Italian name.

When I was in elementary school, I knew a girl that was actually named "Jumanji". Public schools, not even one

Brother's name is Sodagrape

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I never see the name Aryan or Aryanna any more, it's such a perfect name.

Tfw parents said you could be anything when you grew up

Grew up into a over cherished brand by cucks.

Toyota>honda

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