Ask me anything about the shit hole i live in

Ask me anything about the shit hole i live in

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Why is the south safer than the north when the north is whiter?

do you poo in toilets or on the street?

How long could I live there on two million dollars and where would I go so that nobody could find me?

How long has it been since the last beheading?

Do you still like Chavo del ocho?
Do you guys eat tacos, burritos and ham sandwiches or this just a meme?

what state do you live in?

what do you do to pass the time? hobbies?

How safe is it to live in Mexico?
Which city do you live in?

Will Mexico ever be a good country

Why do your people keep spamming "SOON." threads?

It's not.
South is way way much worse, i've lived in 5 different cities and it's way better up north
North master race does poo in toilets, not sure of central and south mexicans
Eternally. Just go to a safe city and be another rich gringo who is friends with other rich dudes and pay for a home close to a military base and you're fine
2 sec or so
Chavo del ocho is thrash, cantinflas is the shit. No, i eat them almost daily
Sonora, south to arizona. Gym/Shitposting/Not getting beheaded
Pretty safe if you got money to pay for a home in a safe spot
Hermosillo
Yes

I'm use my own car like a toilet

S O O N
Well honestly you whiteys won't use your dicks, and niggers kill each others, so the only ones that increasing it's own numers are latinos

Do you really not use cheese and sour cream in your food because u cant afford refrigeration?

t. south mexican

Can I have a dog?

Yucatán low crimen,buy real state,say you work in some reporter for travel agency.

People here love USA people call the "Greengo".

Almost any state is good in all aspect,but crimal had practice kidnape any people look rich.

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How can i get an evil telenovela gf who will seduce me, steal all my money, cuck me for narcos, and push me off a cliff

>went to an authentic mexican restaurant
>asked where the free chips and salsa were
>mexican qt says nothings free in mexico

Just pick one from the streets, they're total bros after one taco or two
if meme, shitty meme, if not, well at least i got refrigeration, most people i know.
Go to Culiacan for a "Buchona" to get beheaded by the local narco
Woot? salsa has always been free for me, wherever i go

What a shit place, all the taco stands put chips and sauces in the center of the table

Ez. Drug trafficking + tourism. South Mexico may have drug plantations but North Mexico is where it is transported to the US border. That being said police/military raids on the south are on drug plantations away from citizens. Police/military raids on the north are on highways and cities.
Touristic paradise of south Mexico has made the authorities to enforce security on the south. The bigger the touristic zone, the more the crime will drop in a zone. Gov and drug cartels kinda agree on that because there are dealing interests. However on the north few touristical attractions make the territory unattractive to protect.
Also the border needs drugs prostitution guns and similar stuffs and both mexicans and americans are involved in the black market exchange.

OP Hermosillo is good go to work like software developer?.

Woman are really so beautiful?

Is there any conceivable way to get rid of all the cartels, or are they so ingrained now that it may as well be cutting the heads of a hydra?

In the toilet, but we put the paper in a garbage bin and then take it out when is full so the garbage truck can take it away

do you think Turkey and Mexico similar?

I am sorry your goverment is trying to put you to sleep with football and pornography our goverment used to do this but now they are using islam.

what state?

They use catholicism and worship of virgin Mary to do the same, but only works with poor people now, I expect we get a nationalist government in 2018 when we get pic related, instead of our globalist shits.

Hermosillo will get an Audi production plant, also it has shit ton load of technology-related companies, i think so.
Yeah, women are really beautiful over here, it surprises me to see plenty of blonde guys/girls and even more people with white skin or colored eyes.
If only the human rights commission would stop interfering so much with the army operations against narcos, and if the army got a legal way to deal with narcos it would be better, you see, the mexican army can TRAPO EL CHAPO, but it cannot detain it for more than 24 hours, yes, the laws are THAT retarded.
It would help a lot if people stopped praising narcos too
yes, aren't tacos a variation of kebabs anyway?
Sonora, puto wacho

Who has the best street taocs?

How much are they?

honorary Americans

If you had to stare at a wall that continued in all directions as far as the eye could see for the rest of your life, what would you want painted on it?

pic related

i hope user i wish you get better and i hope you get rid of the cartel

>amlo
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kys famalam
Who? Pepe, 1 buck per taco

Have you ever seen a donkey show?

arriba Sinaloa, I live in Culiacan

is PAN the best political party in Mexico?

La virgencita Maria
No, fuck tijuana
>gets shot after hitting on buchona
>calderon
>not the best president we had the last 20 years

>Chairo
You don't even have a choice, the other options are Chong or Margarita which already proved to be the real dangers for the country

Best place for tech is Guadalajara followed by Monterrey.

your ID is KID

>kills narcos
>danger
huh

Why exactly IS it such a shithole? Drug cartels, government corruption?

genetics, our indian blood makes us poor and stupid, white people are truly the master race.

>Starts a war that left 120k deaths in 6 years
>He thinks all those 120k were narcos
He left the country in the worst condition in modern history and he was a coward
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What is you favorite snack?

Mine is pic.

I voted AMLO in 2006, I was 18 years old back then, then i voted AMLO again in 2012 at 26 years old, In 2018 i will vote PAN and i will be 30, I think Calderon was a good president

not OP but this is my favorite snack

>Sonora
cool. my parents are from Rosario and Mazatlan. I've been to Mazatlan a couple times. It doesn't feel like you're in Mexico because it's loud as fuck and there are American/Canadian tourists everywhere, getting drunk and high in the streets. Fucking hookers in random bars, and taking up space in the beach sun tanning or surfing.

>narcos go around killing random people

America First!

Why are mexican girls here so fat? Are they all fat in mexico?

Whats the deal with the whole Death worshiping anyway?

Is that why their criminals make ISIS and other terrorist look like child's play?

PROTIP: They were.

Stop being a delusional retard.

Viva la verga

>narcos go around killing random people
nice one
cheetos
Mazatlan is god tier, last time i went i found a poo in loo milf and a hot as hell frenchie
Shitty culture, where i live people reunite on weekend to eat roasted beef with beer, almost most girls here are super lazy.
>His country doesn't worship death
Well most people who worship death aren't criminals, people here worship Saints and many others. Catholicism is kinda retarded over here, not as bas a american catholicism tho

Which regions have the hottest girls besides Monterey?

Sonora = Safe
Sinaloa = Not so safe
Those two, however i recommend Sonora

California
Texas
New Mexico
Arizona

¿Are you @Doomentio?

I live in Texas you know i meant in mexico, spic.

Are you retarded? How old are you? There was a ton of collateral damage, narcos were taxing people everywhere, and if you didn't pay you were killed, there were shootings every single day in the streets with innocent people getting shot waiting for the bus or walking in the street, I'm from Monterrey and 2011 was fucking brutal, people hanging from footbridges, heads over cars, the Casino royal were 51 people died because the owner didn't pay his narco tax so they burned the place with the people inside, most of them old people, you people are fucking stupid and the story is going to repeat itself because of you if you pick the same options.

You're fucking retarded if you think they wouldn't do any of this if the goverment stopped fighting the narco lol

When do guys start working on the wall?

How do you like your menudo famb?

You're the same kind of retarded faggots who believe legalizing drugs would work
1.- Drugs aren't sold in mexico
2.- cartels wouldn't accept losing that much money

it's rightful mexican clay, reconquista soon

How do Mexicans see Texas and native Texan people?

As soon as your pussy ass president stops backing off of everything he promised, which the old fuck won't
A lot, haven't eat it in a while fbm
>how do mexicans see X
they don't, they barely know anything about any subject

white Texans are cool
chicano Texans are ok
nigger Texans kill them with fire

A young Monterrey user who attended Tec used to post here and then one day he vanished. I hope that bro is okay.

What % European are you and where did your non native ancestors come from?

>monterrey
>tec
probably a narco too
most probably dead by now
Spain, Africa.
Maybe a 25%-35%
My family is based upon coal burning, everybody

I live in Culiacan, Sinaloa I am surrounded by narcos it's like living in Game of Thrones, then i moved for 8 months to Yucatan and it was like a whole different country, lots of americans and safe but I decided to come back, I've personally seen at least 10 shootouts from 2006-2016, half of my neighbors are drug dealers.

What are the best (legal) career options for common people?

I love how Mexicans wax melodramatic about the land stolen by the gringos, but forget that their "empire" extended down through Central America. The Mexicans were just shitty people who could not run a country; it is no surprise they split into a number of splinter states, sold land to a power who could have ended their miserable existence, and have been consumed in civil unrest since their inception.

what cartel puto?

I have been to Culiacan a couple of times. Got jacked for my iPod, phone, and other personal belongings by the fucking "transito" cops on the road from Maz to Culiacan. The narcos didn't do shit to me. I saw them in restaurants and bars, not once did they look at me funny or try to start shit with me. It was the fucking cops that made me feel unsafe.

yeah the cops are fucking assholes, I despise them too, they always stop you when you drive late at night and demand money "pa las cocas" which means for the coca-colas literally.