hey /pol,
recently inherited 200 million in cash and stock options. really dont know if thats a lot.
what do i do next? im 18....
do i have to work anymore? should i still go to college? who should i trust?
this is what ive always wanted but ive worked so hard to get into college and stuff.
i dont know the first thing about finance
pic unrelated but i do have a mansion now...
i dont think im breaking any rules by posting this
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Fuck lots of hookers and eat take out food. When you are not horny play mmorpgs.
shitty bait thread by a shitty poster pretending to be a shitty idiot
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UGH
You need to invest your money. Sure you can allocate some to spend frivolously but you can turn 100 million into a billion in 10 years. Be careful and don't get jewed tho
i think thats drakes house
i no i no its sus to no that
>Invest
>Become support wealthy
>Gain influence
>Fight kikery
>Profit
>Comeback and shit post on Sup Forums
im pretty modest when it comes to spending so ill spend as little as possible.
the question now is college or no....
you inherited an option? what does that even mean?
i dont believe you inherited this amount, you would be out doing bucket list shit 24/7
crap... ugh i dont know the financial jargin but it said something like stocks portfolio or something idk.
idk much about stocks n all that stuff
options finacialese speak for a temp contract to buy or sell a stock after a fixed amount of time
You should go to college. With the highest level degrees you could be a CEO or some shit
Put 180 mill into the S&P 500.
Make an average of 5% after inflation per annum.
Wait 20 years.
Have the equivalent of $360 million in today's money (minus tax).
Then throw me a mill as thanks.
see for me im scared ill burn through it all
lol, what? , are you writing lyrics for a emo band
oh okay so those are transferable. i thought they were an offer as opposed to an actual piece of physical property.
im gonna talk to some people in the family tomorow and theyre gonna advise what to do with the stocks and what not.
im scared they might take shit away though...
No one with that much money knows how much money they have. Wealth at that scale is hard to quantify exactly
Give me your money.
explain
Go to college for business you dummy. You'll learn.
And that's why you should learn it in a college, dumbfuck, to learn how to manage it, or even invest it
Or of course just NEET away
Build your own abortion clinic in the ghetto and give free abortions to niggresses.
you can sell them when the fixed time expires, and you qualify you have your money invested by top financial investment firms if you really did inherit money not ask Sup Forumsacks for their advice
investopedia.com
And, don't talk to people.
Here is a very very good guide, I know "leddit" but still, very sound advice on how not to get screwed. Read it:
reddit.com
(It's aimed at people who win the lottery so not entirely applicable but a lot of the advice is relevant and very sound)
i was thinking i could use my cash to get admission into mit and then get a degree in engineering. then start my own company or something like that.
wat thinks you?
u pay off my student loans so i dont have to finish college
Alright OP tell us how in this fantasy scenario you inherited $200m. Long lost uncle?
I don't believe you, but let's say for the sake of the argument that it's true.
I'd make sure my funds were distributed so not all my eggs were in one basket and I got a reasonable return on investment. I wouldn't really change my lifestyle though because I'd be afraid people'd want to friends with me because of my wealth. On the other hand, I might want to bail some of my friends out and I'm not really sure how to do that without showing my hand.
not long lost.
but yeah my uncle passed away
Get a job in Charlotte, NC and commute from your tract house in Rock Hill, SC. Sit in traffic on the I-77 morning and evening, pay your taxes. Be a good Goy.
user post proofs of this money
And for advice, I would learn to invest and just learn to live a simple life. Never tell anyone about your wealth and study, study, study. Philosophy will keep you from snorting coke and following a path of self destruction.
Never stop learning how to be humble. For an even more fuffiling life, with your investments also consider donating once you have a steady stream of income.
im pretty sure all the stock are from different companies so im good there
ive never had any friends so i dont giv a shit about that
you can become one of the most influential people in the world. don't fuck it up.
I have some experience with this type of situation, and might help you.
drop me a line: [email protected]
wat kind?
i already have some people i trust in the family who are good with this stuff