Brit/pol/ - Christmas Eve Edition

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>Berlin attacker Anis Amri killed in Milan
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38415287

>Jeremy Corbyn says Labour will back early election despite massive Tory poll lead
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jeremy-corbyn-says-labour-back-9504953

>Ed Balls rules out running in Labour by-election as he prepares for Strictly Come Dancing tour
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/23/ed-balls-rules-running-labour-by-election-prepares-strictly/

>Don't be cowed by terrorists, urges Theresa May
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-parliaments-38403872

>Merkel may as well have driven the lorry herself, says UKIP donor Arron Banks
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4059048/Merkel-driven-lorry-UKIP-donor-Arron-Banks-sparks-fury-tweet-laying-blame-Berlin-massacre-German-leader.html

>Poll shows majority of voters want Britain out of EU soon as possible
express.co.uk/news/politics/746589/Brexit-poll-majority-voters-want-Britain-out-EU-ASAP

>Spain rejects Nicola Sturgeon's plan for Scotland to stay in single market
holyrood.com/articles/news/spain-rejects-nicola-sturgeons-plan-scotland-stay-single-market

>Prince Charles condemns genocide of Christians in Middle East in Christmas message
princeofwales.gov.uk/media/speeches/hrh-the-prince-of-wales-presents-thought-the-day-bbc-radio-4

>King Charles III: Is the Queen getting ready to hand over the reins to her son?
ibtimes.co.uk/king-charles-iii-queen-getting-ready-hand-over-reins-her-son-1597781

>Leading Muslim reformist: Hope not Hate are orwellian bigots
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/22/listen-mohamed-jasser-slams-hate-not-hope-aiding-islamic-state/

>Soaring numbers of pensioners will spend Christmas in A&E
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/22/soaring-numbers-pensioners-will-spend-christmas-day-ae/

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Made my self throw up about an hour ago and my throat really hurts. Fucking mental illnesses suck.

Imperial lather

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That feel if they could see their countries now

Thinking about the Christmas truce always gives me the feels.

The first European civil war wasn't worth it.

Bulemia?

Christmas sing along!

youtube.com/watch?v=YPzTGx96P6U

fuck the uk and fuck britniggers!

No, OCD, felt as if I had something bad in my stomach. Hope it feels okay by christmas

anybody up itt ever had a double penetration threesome with louise mensch?

>apart from me

ok

wtf I want to give up everything my ancestors achieved just to feel morally superior now

I don't understand how lefties can't comprehend that if we didn't conquer we would eventually be conquered. More disturbingly maybe they do understand this and choose to root for the other team.

99 luftballons

DRUMPF MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!

Look mom, I posted it again.

Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich

face it britniggers. you have nothing. america is more free than you will ever be! You just live on a dumb little island with dumb inbreds that never contributed anything to the world. Can't wait until you become the next caliphate fucking britniggers.
>face it britniggers. you have nothing. america is more free than you will ever be! You just live on a dumb little island with dumb inbreds that never contributed anything to the world. Can't wait until you become the next caliphate fucking britniggers.
face it britniggers. you have nothing. america is more free than you will ever be! You just live on a dumb little island with dumb inbreds that never contributed anything to the world. Can't wait until you become the next caliphate fucking britniggers.
>face it britniggers. you have nothing. america is more free than you will ever be! You just live on a dumb little island with dumb inbreds that never contributed anything to the world. Can't wait until you become the next caliphate fucking britniggers.
fuck uk and fuck britnigger

Dann singe ich ein Lied für Dich

FUCK OFF PRICK

No Muslims
No Jews
No Anime

*99 Red Balloons

reported

Von 99 Luftballons

mad britniger?

ok

Well, your throat may hurt and your brain might be fucked, but at least you'll gain less weight over Christmas.
Gotta stay svelte, user.

Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont

It's officially Christmas Eve lads.

oh fuck lads, the shitposters have arrived, the thread's going down in flames

Put your trip back on.

Denkst Du vielleicht g'rad an mich

This is a whole new dimension of autism I've never seen.

>brain might be fucked
?

Dann singe ich einen Lied für Dich

Von 99 Luftballons,

Und dass so was von so was kommt

he's done it twice already. everyone report him and maybe the mods'll do something

britniggers must be kiled.

You just said that you had OCD.

Happy Christmas eve paddy.

if you have never rogered a crooked-teethed vixen round the back of a proletarian chip shop in leeds, you've never lived my son.

>you've never lived.

gonna call it a night.

Nighty night lads.

Still haven't wrapped my presents yet.

PANIC

Oh I see. Duly noted.

Das autobus ist kaput

99 Luftballons,

Aber warum?

Night mate, sleep tight

Doesn't matter if our ancestors razed every colony to the ground because it still wouldn't be the fault of anyone alive today

Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont,

>never contributed anything to the world

>USA, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Ireland
>South Africa (till the niggers took over), Rhodesia, the breadbasket of Africa (till the niggers took over)
>the world's largest democracy, India
>The Far East's main financial centres, Hong Kong and Singapore
>Israel (place to put all the jews)
>Anglicanism, the one true religion
>parliamentary democracy
>Industrial Revolution
>modern physics (Newton)
>modern economics (Smith)
>modern armies (Cromwell)
>modern policing (Colquhoun)
>the international language you are using, developed by geniuses such as Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Johnson, Wordsworth, Dickens, Eliot
>modern rock (the Beatles)
>heavy metal (Black Sabbath)
>world sports: football, hockey, baseball, tennis, table tennis, golf, rugby
>television (Baird)
>telephone (Bell)
>computers (Turing)
>WWW (Berners-Lee)
>railways (Stephenson)
>steam engines (Trevithick)
>electric motor (Faraday)
>jet engines (Whittle)
>many, many more inventions and scientific discoveries (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_innovations_and_discoveries)

>look at calendar
>holy fuck it's Christmas Eve
>see the time
>realise the day just began

gave myself a shock there

Hielt man für UFOs aus dem All

>first week of uni
>talking to prof after class eventually politics come up
>he comes up really neutral maybe a tad right wing
>talk for a few more lessons get to know him well
>4.dayslater.jpg
>Realized i never asked him his politics and brexit vote.
>starts telling me he voted remain and corbyn.
>thinks hes 'avin me on so i joke around.
>realize hes serious talking about how immigration is beneficial and other standard libshit """"facts""""
>"theguardian and owen jones is really good"
>i draw the line
>bring up that brent is a 30% white shithole.
>He says he used to live there
>i think hes having me on.
>spend the next few days trying to catch him out.

He's not breaking so im just getting to repeat his story until he breaks, the stast method.

You fucking what mate?

Fuck uk fuck britniggers

Darum schickte eine General

There's some gypsies out lamping in the field, i can see the torch beam. What do?

'Ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher

lightweight.

hardmode-

>still haven't bought any.

chirb.it/epvFwB

Alarm zu geben, wenn es so wär

Dabei war'n da am Horizont

Nur 99 Luftballons

Britniggers are gay snaggle-tooth lizard people

what are you getting out of this?

Wish them a merry Christmas and get a couple of rabbits for a couple of cans of beer from them

99 Düsenflieger

Jeder war ein großer Krieger

Hielten sich für Captain Kirk

Why britniggers never brush they're tooth??? They only have one teeth you think they could atleast brush it everyday

Es gab ein großes Feuerwerk

Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft

Und fühlten sich gleich angemacht

Merry Christmas lads.

Dabei schoss man am Horizont

and a happy fuck britnigers

Auf 99 Luftballons

Right you're getting reported for your spamming. No fucking need for it.

britnigger/pol/

99 Kriegsminister

Happy Christmas user.

Britniggrs are MUSLIM?

You too mate.
Rude.

Streichholz und Benzinkanister

Hielten sich für schlaue Leute

I'm more of a Westerwald and Grun ist unser Fallschirm man myself.

youtu.be/ky-zdHMNFN
youtu.be/JI05KzyfIKg

Witterten schon fette Beute

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Riefen, Krieg und wollten Macht

It's Christmas Eve, can't we just be nice and calm for once lads?

No spamming, no bait, no abuse. For 48 hours.

kys 60%

The history behind this meme is actually quite interesting. It's borne out of PURE UNADULTERATED SALTINESS from the yanks. First from our cornering of the global sugar trade in the 1870's, and then are NHS.

Mann, wer hätte das gedacht

good brutnigra

Dass es einmal soweit kommt

I agree

Wegen 99 Luftballons

Wegen 99 Luftballons,