In 7 seconds prove you are white

in 7 seconds prove you are white

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I watch cuck porn.

I grew up listening to Garrison Keillor tell stories about lake Wobegone.

paychecks

Im listening to the beach boys

sheeeit

My wife got fucked by a refugee.

I'M FUCKING WHITE!

i was raised by my biological father

My dad actually raised me.

I banged my sister.

jinx

I grow an awesome beard

delet this

I'm not a pedophile

I've got a job.

Rate my whiteness Sup Forums

i know my father

I've never been on welfare

No washcloth. (Such a useless item.)

I killed the ghouls instead of letting them into tenpenny tower

i can read and write

I know and love my dad

Muh freckles, blond hair, blue eyes

do we have sex now?

I like reading books about history etc.

I fantasize about being a serial killer.

My kid is sleeping in the adjacent room.

I've seen a Woody Allen film. It wasn't bad.

I live alone and pee in cups.

I do not need others to validate my existence.

Also here have some anime.

I graduated high school, I know who my father is.

>spell ambulance
A-M-B-U-L-A-N-C-E
ambulance

>Not shooting up schools
Nigger

I like to ski.

I live in Tenpenney Tower

I'm not -completely- retarded.

Is this white enough?
It has my name in gold lettering on the front cover too.

Golly gee!

I know my dad and will spend Christmas with him.

The only people I know who have these still are niggers desu

I don't like big butts, & cannot lie.

I'm white.

I finished school, both my parents are still together, I've never been arrested and I have a paying job.

Now that I think about it. i can't.
>I don't want to work/study
>I don't want to do anything other than play videya
>Love chicken and melon
>Pale as a vampire but nips are dark pink and penis head is purple
>Niggerish nose
what now?

Do I look like a nigger to you?

Niggers can't afford quads and definitely can't afford tithe.
Nice try Jamal.

I listen to vaporwave.

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I am posting this on a computer, typing in the English language with no spelling errors.

Go back to Israel, Chaim.

That means you're a faggot.

Oh wait, you're a fucking leaf, explains everything

I am polish

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My favorite bands in elementary school were Wilco, Radiohead, and Elbow.

To be a serial killer you have to kill no less than three people in a time span greater than a month. Faggot school shooters are faggots.
My final victim won't be myself at the end of a rampage.

I have a clean credit history and no outstanding bills.

i treat my pet dog humanely

Checked

am I white or jewish?

I can stand on my front porch without being justifiably stopped, frisked, and arrested.

We need to find 111

Well it looks like you haven't worked a day in your life with those baby hands so Ill juif.

I know the word Prosciutto

Do you smoke weed? I detect resin in your fingernails.

I was fingering myself

I wish I could post my hands but my tan makes me look deceptively mexican or dunecoon.

Don't know, but you do have lady hands.

Shit that was my first guess. Should have went with that.

I'm Turkish

>deceptively
Nice try hidalgo

alright paco, whatever you say

tits > ass

If your fingers smell like copper you're a Jew.

I paid close to $30K in taxes last year.

they smell like dookie
see

I'm fat and dumb

Fuck off gook

I have a job

Kek
Butthurt subhuman detected

My gpa is higher than 4.0

Easy (You)s, thanks fatasses.

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>Lazerhawk

I know how to manage money productively. My mind is worldwide open.
My good manners can be mistaken for shyness. I definitely know my place in the world.

You can trust me goy

Fuck off we're full.

White man has never done anythung wrong or evil or violent. We peacefully brought civilization to all the savages

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I own 110 acres of land and have a dog that I don't abuse

lol muh manly jeerb

I drink milk and has dogs

I like to watch my wife have sex with many black men at the same time and she swallows their cum it turns me on

I have seen every Christmas special ever.
And Santa is White.

Blacked .com aficionado

I'm white you fucking nigger

I'm the father of two black children.

I put mayonnaise on my sandwiches

Fucking gross.
I would have cut you slack on mustard.

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I'm gainfully employed.

My father doesn't hit my mother.