I am pleased to announce that Carrie Fisher is alive and in stable condition. Thank you for all of you hate-filled comments and prayers as I'm fairly sure your disgusted God to the point of giving you guys the middle finger and keeping her alive.
Carrie Fisher in Stable Condition
Aiden Butler
Matthew Hall
Why should I care about this?
Cooper Thompson
>Hate the truth
>Spread fake news
Yep. That's Sup Forums
William Myers
>GET THESE AYYRABS OFF MUH GODDAMN PLANE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Carson Moore
Congrats on Fisher pulling through. This year has been a steaming pile as it is without her dying on us
Josiah Hall
She was dead for too long. Her brain function is fucked.
Hunter Ross
>stable
Robert Cook
Goodnight sweet princess
Dylan Cox
>Implying she won't go terminal on Christmas morning as a gift for our weary souls.
Blood for the Blood God.
Adrian Ward
Celebrity worship belongs on reddit
Hudson Powell
I like the sources you based your claim on. Not.
As long as they maintained CPR until they got her on a breathing machine, she'll be fine.
Sebastian Cook
Stable doesn't mean she's doing well. She's on a ventilator, she was without oxygen for 10 - 15 minutes, she'll be lucky to survive this with only minimal brain damage. At worst, she never wakes up and life support is terminated.
Zachary Wright
rebels 0.5
empire 0
ewoks 1
jaba still dead
Julian Martin
kek wills that disney is taken over by nazis and they make empire in in the best star wars movies ever
all degenerates are massacred
great to know carrie ok
she turns to the dark side
Jaxon Cruz
wtf? Always those mentally disturbed morons. As if I had retard lure in my pockets.
Adrian Nguyen
I hate to tell you this but she is definitely brain dead
Expect a delay then they take her off life support soon.
Julian Edwards
T-t-those numbers tho
Luis Powell
Don't beat a soon to be dead horse
Connor Kelly
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Jace Ramirez
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Benjamin Ortiz
Checked and correct
Jacob Campbell
Death is a sweet release compared to the suffering Lord Kek has and will continue to bestow upon her for daring to speak against the God Emperor.
Adrian Fisher
Kek Agrees
Slutty Bellas belong on Sup Forums
Jacob Peterson
This.
Luke Roberts
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Grayson Jones
I thought she did enough blow to become immune to heart attacks?
Julian Morales
>mhw
Wyatt Robinson
Jonathan Mitchell
We can still hope shes got brain or nervous system damage though.
Evan Nguyen
Coke usually damages the heart and even after these junkies kick it they tend to still die from heart attacks decades later.
Austin Bennett
Jar Jar Abrams will use a CGI Carrie Fisher now.
No matter what you say, she is too big a risk for the Disney boys.
Gabriel Smith
It's not like there is 6 million other (((actresses))) that could take over the role of Leia...
Joshua Bennett
Leo Torres
wasn't someone pointing out to look out for CGI replacing an actor on the next star wars?
Adam Morgan
can we add her to a stumpening collage?
Ryan Smith
She'll be dead in 24 hours, only medical support is keeping her alive at this point.